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Steve_the_pirat

101 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends

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Last Online
Oct 2
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Straight
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Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I enjoy the high seas! Treasure and RUM!

On the side my parrot gives dating and relationship advice to those we meet lost at sea.
What I’m doing with my life
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Plundering ships, and searching for my lost treasure
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Swashbuckling, and thievery, and raising the jolly roger (pun not intended) YAR!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Parrot....Tom be his name. Then They notice me eye, or the lack there of.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Burn the books!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
RUM
RUM
RUM
RUM
My Parrot
Why is the rum gone?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How nicely furnished houses look when I light them on fire!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Plunderin your booty!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I enjoy a good bedtime story
You should message me if
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Looking to sail the Sea's as me first mate

My parrot is looking to talk to anyone who is willing to take constructive criticism, dating advice, relationship advice, and people with crackers.

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