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Steve_the_pirat

101 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Nov 18, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I enjoy the high seas! Treasure and RUM!

On the side my parrot gives dating and relationship advice to those we meet lost at sea.
What I’m doing with my life
Plundering ships, and searching for my lost treasure
I’m really good at
Swashbuckling, and thievery, and raising the jolly roger (pun not intended) YAR!
The first things people usually notice about me
My Parrot....Tom be his name. Then They notice me eye, or the lack there of.
The six things I could never do without
RUM
RUM
RUM
RUM
My Parrot
Why is the rum gone?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How nicely furnished houses look when I light them on fire!
On a typical Friday night I am
Plunderin your booty!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I enjoy a good bedtime story
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Looking to sail the Sea's as me first mate

My parrot is looking to talk to anyone who is willing to take constructive criticism, dating advice, relationship advice, and people with crackers.