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PopeHashtag_I

24 M Newburgh, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:44pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Other (Okay), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've lost about a hundred pounds and I've noticed certain things about my body that I kind of knew were things, but I just didn't know I had them.

You know, things like a collar bone, neck lines, an Adam's apple, hip bones

A shaft…
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in Stamford and New York City at multiple clients and I'm currently the youngest senior level Policy Architect in the world....

which would totally be impressive if there were more than 40...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- A nice suit
- Scotch
- 2 Chainz's compulsion to scream his name
- My Adderall prescription
- Anthony Weiner's instagram account
- The lyrics to "Baby got back"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why Will Smith doesn't sum up his movies with catchy raps anymore.

Why the crack-smoking Mayor of Toronto didn't run under the slogan "Re-rock the vote".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going through OkCupid profiles and drinking:

- When someone one says they don't know what to say/not good at talking about themselves
- The first thing people notice is their eyes or their smile
- Any 6 things they can't live without include Oxygen, Water, Food, Friends or Family
- The most private thing is having an OkCupid
- You should message them something other than "hey"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is how I poem:

Roses are red Violets are blue
Here's my 2013 year in review
It was an interesting year we sure weren't bored
Poor Leo DiCaprio still hasn't won an academy Award
Disney's bought Star Wars for no apparent reason
We finally saw Arrested Development's fourth season
The Mayor of Toronto smoked crack in a sketchy back ally
As the world mourned Breaking Bad's series finale
John Kerry replaced Hillary as Secretary of State
As Francis took Being the Pope off of Benedict's plate
The Obamacare website release probably could've gone smoother
Ed Snowden revealed the NSA is likely run by Lex Luther
The Supreme court ruled that it's cool to be gay
Which really explains that song "What Does the Fox Say?"
There was an air of royal apathy when Prince George was introduced
Alas we faced the sad fact that Kanye reproduced
We were a little sad to see Mandella give god a high five
The government shutdown was as messy as a Paul Walker Sunday drive
Peter Higgs won a Nobel for his physics article
As Anthony Weiner, once again, showed off his little God Particle
Miley Cyrus twerked on Robin Thicke's sack
Finally, Paula Deen's least favorite book? Fifty Shades of Black
Hopefully next year will be better but that remains to be seen
I just hope I'm wasted entering 2014
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You ever want to see your family again...
- You use proper grammar. If u tlk lyke dis or If You Feel The Need To Capitalize Every Word In A Sentence, I think you're an imbecile and I blame you for Hitler's rise to power…