- The lump that I thought was cancer is actually called an Adam's Apple
- The calf and ankle are apparently supposed to be separate
- Back titties aren't supposed to be a thing
- I should have never bragged about being a B cup in high school
- 'Fat Jesus' is not a compliment but an observation
- Two is better than one does not apply to types of diabetes, Cancer diagnosis', or chins
- I should meet a nice woman who enjoys my sense of humor
I'm a blast at parties....