You want something unique, something interesting, something that will grab your attention...
So, I'll give you a choice:
A) You can either keep reading, in which case you're going to read a stream of jokes and maybe you'll be entertained by a non-boring profile.
B) You can just message me (back, if I messaged you first) and get to know me.
C) *Most Popular Package* Look at my pictures, not read the profile, and move on with your life.
I'm Steven, by the way. Charmed.