UPDATE...WOW a lot of you girls on here lie through your teeth on your questions!!! I DON'T WANT ANY LIARS!!!
Alright after meeting a few people off of here, I decided to revise this little intro.
Hello, welcome to my profile. Here you will learn all that i want you to learn in 30 seconds about me. My name is Steven, I am 29 years young. I am BLAH BLAH BLAH...and BLAH BLAH BLAH. OK for reals now I am way too nice for my own good. I am too caring, too sweet and too damn compassionate. Apparently woman don't like a man who cares about them. For the rare few who do I am here for you. I am not into head games or childish bull shit. I am not looking for the perfect woman, just perfect for me. I am by all means not perfect, we all have our flaws. I am confident, therefor seek a woman who is as well. I want to feel the butterfly's in my stomach, I want to be nervous around you, I want to talk so much we run out of things to say. Is that so much to ask for? I am a very patient man, I know exactly what i want and will not settle for less. Settling is asking for 2nd best. Been there done that for 10 years, never again. I LOVE tattoos and piercings, I love burlesque and want to know more on the subject. When i do dress up, it is more in the rockabilly fashion. I love vampires and some goth girls make me hot. Has it been 30 seconds yet? No, OK.
So things i don't want, this should be good...
If you think asking your bra size when you bring up getting implants is TMI, then move on.
If you are not over your ex, definitely don't message me.
If your clingy...Back the fuck up and move on.
If you need ME to make YOU feel better about yourself, move on.
If I have to constantly make the first text to you to talk then its not worth my time.
Yeah I'm picky, get over it.

If you passed those check points then there are two more things to pass, I do smoke cigarettes, I am respectful to those who don't. and will not smoke around you. I do have cats, if you don't like cats or animals in then we can not be friends.

Saw this quote and loved it.
"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion."
– Scott Adams

I work for a coin shop. Buying and selling coins, gold and silver.

I am really freaking good at making people very comfortable in my presence. It is actually kind of scary of how well I can do this. I am really good at fixing my Frankenstein's computer. It has died about 10 times and I keep bringing it to life... I am really great at being a pervert and making those people who are so comfortable around me become very uneasy, only when i deem it funny to do so of course. I enjoy being sarcastic, making crude jokes and laughing like its killing me.

My belly, and if they know me, how much weight i have lost. lol I have been told my eyes. My very long goatee!!! I love it, wont get rid of it for anyone.

Do not have time to read a lot. So i resort to audio books during work.

Movies: I love Horror films, Especially B-rated. The cheesier the better. I love gore and obscene nudity. Thriller flicks, comedy's, romance movies. I will watch any movie you want and find enjoyment in it.

TV shows: I like Game of thrones, Walking dead, True blood, How i met your mother, The big bang theory, Grimm, and some others.

Music: I like a wide variety of music except country, well i have a soft spot for Garth Brooks but that's it. Some examples but not limited to are anything DUB STEP!!!, Korn, Marilyn Manson even though he has lost his growl, makes me sad lol, Slip Knot, (hed) pe, Mushroom Head, Tech N9ne, Eminem, 2Pac, Snoop Dog, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, and More.

Food: Anything besides Seafood and parts of the animal you shouldn't eat.

Water, Food, Shelter, A Gun/katana, Ammo, And Company. Wait this is for a Zombie Apocalypse right? Lol

For serious now.
Music, it gets me through the day.
My computer.
My 4 cats, Catattoulie he is my ninja, Fluffernut he is the alpha cat, Incubus is my dog cat, and Narcosis he is my baby boy.
Cigarettes, im addicted lol
Sex, everyone needs it in some fashion.
Friends, Living life without friends sucks.

WTF is my cat crying about? He will sit at an open window and meow for hours! I want to learn to speak Catinese lol.
Work
School
sex
finances
more sex, Serious the average male thinks of some kind of sex every 2 minutes lol
video games
Why the fuck am i still awake at 3 am?

As of late it has been sitting on my computer watching some movie i downloaded. I enjoy going out, and drinking but don't do it every weekend. Tell you what, send me a message and we will go out this Friday. How does that sound lol.

I don't really have anything "Private" my life is an open book, you just have to ask the right question.

Umm i guess i can say, I never graduated High school, took my GED in 2009. Not really private but there you go.

***UPDATE****
If you actually want to meet. And not be a flake!
I am tired of talking to people on here then they just stop talking like i never existed.
If your tired of the creepy ass men on here who don't know how to treat a woman.
If you would like to get to know me better.
Your a dork.
You can carry on a conversation.
You ask questions.
Your not just into how a person looks.
You want to!
You have a sense of humor!