Alright after meeting a few people off of here, I decided to revise this little intro.
Hello, welcome to my profile. Here you will learn all that i want you to learn in 30 seconds about me. My name is Steven, I am 29 years young. I am BLAH BLAH BLAH...and BLAH BLAH BLAH. OK for reals now I am way too nice for my own good. I am too caring, too sweet and too damn compassionate. Apparently woman don't like a man who cares about them. For the rare few who do I am here for you. I am not into head games or childish bull shit. I am not looking for the perfect woman, just perfect for me. I am by all means not perfect, we all have our flaws. I am confident, therefor seek a woman who is as well. I want to feel the butterfly's in my stomach, I want to be nervous around you, I want to talk so much we run out of things to say. Is that so much to ask for? I am a very patient man, I know exactly what i want and will not settle for less. Settling is asking for 2nd best. Been there done that for 10 years, never again. I LOVE tattoos and piercings, I love burlesque and want to know more on the subject. When i do dress up, it is more in the rockabilly fashion. I love vampires and some goth girls make me hot. Has it been 30 seconds yet? No, OK.
So things i don't want, this should be good...
If you think asking your bra size when you bring up getting implants is TMI, then move on.
If you are not over your ex, definitely don't message me.
If your clingy...Back the fuck up and move on.
If you need ME to make YOU feel better about yourself, move on.
If I have to constantly make the first text to you to talk then its not worth my time.
Yeah I'm picky, get over it.
If you passed those check points then there are two more things to pass, I do smoke cigarettes, I am respectful to those who don't. and will not smoke around you. I do have cats, if you don't like cats or animals in then we can not be friends.
Saw this quote and loved it.
"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion."
– Scott Adams