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27 Piscataway, NJ Man


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  • Ages 21–30
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My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:22am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Okay, so this part was originally my attempt at being sort of funny and unique, but let's see how this sincerity thing works out for me.

My name is Stephen, and I just recently moved back home to Jersey after spending the last 8 years in DC.

I have some great friends in the area, so most nights I'm either hanging out with them, or I'm at home staying up absurdly late working on business plans and ideas.

I have been camping and hiking before, but unlike MOST people on here I wouldn't classify it as a primary interest (SO many people mention it on here, have you noticed? Is this a site JUST for campers and hikers?), or checking out a museum (This is 100% true), or finding some interesting food place for Taco Tuesday (there's an awesome spot near New Hope that has unlimited tacos). I'm also someone who unabashedly loves to make jokes and puns, or just have fun talking. I love hearing about other people and their perspectives on life and current events, and for me, talking (or even debating) over politics is just fun!
What I’m doing with my life
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So I'm four years out of college now. Hot damn I'm feeling old. Anyway, I'm just working at a job I love despite its crazy, almost absurd hours. It's pretty bananas. What do I do? Well, I now run my own blog full time. It's... pretty crazy, and we'll see how it turns out in the end. I was laid off from my past job with a pretty generous severance, so I put the money towards the company, and I'm going to go for broke on this one.

On the one hand, it's sort of stressful knowing that I'm the one who has to come up with all of the business ideas. On the other, it's also super cool and I've already been able to enjoy some interesting experiences I wouldn't have been able to otherwise. Ask me about it!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty good at writing, or at least I hope so (my job sort of depends on it). I'm also pretty darn good at cooking (if I do say so myself). My leg of lamb is DIVINE and I always love trying to make food for an audience.

I'm also pretty good at random trivia. I can memorize quotes obnoxiously well, and I make absurd and obscure references way too often. No, seriously, it's sometimes like the Tamrians from... nevermind. 'Tis a silly reference.
The first things people usually notice about me
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It used to be my wavy locks of hair. I have, however lost those wonderful locks that used to be mine and instead donated them to Locks of Love!

So now? It's either my awesome toe shoes, or it's the fact that I have a really odd habit of drinking out of the side of my mouth. Seriously guys, I don't know why I do this!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by Orson Scott Card (I thoroughly disagree with this man's politics, but I appreciate his writing style), Lord of the Rings, Anything by Alexander Dumas, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a few books by Mercedes LaKey. I truthfully love all good literature and would probably rather kick a small child than throw away a book.

Shows: Arrow, The Flash, Gotham, Constantine, Doctor Who, QI (a BBC talk show hosted by Stephen Fry), Dancing With the Stars, Castle, Firefly, Sherlock, White Collar, Burn Notice, The Daily Show, Last Week Tonight, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Masterchef, South Park... man, whatever's on Hulu or Netflix, really.

Movies: Pretty much good, witty, British humor or the occasional buddy flick. I also love some deep thinking movies, or sci-fi crazy adventure movies. I'll honestly like just about anything that isn't pure horror or torture porn. It's just not my thing, sadly, though I will suffer through it in a dignified fashion if pressured.

Music: Instead of listing bands, let me just state the best damn concert I have ever been to: Koo Koo Kangaroo opened with their two-man children's rap act. Yes, there was a giant parachute over the audience. Next came Suburban Legends, a ska band with rehearsed and choreographed dances to their music. Then came The Aquabats with amazing costumes and inflatable pool toys thrown into the crowd. Finally, it all ended with The Reel Big Fish who were straight up amazing and I've probably seen them at least five times by now. It should also be noted I have a HUGE weakness for good acapella.

Videogames: Yes, I am going to include games here because not only are they amazing mass media, but they are totally art (fight me on this one. I dare you.) Probably my favorite games are Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, Spec Ops: The Line, Journey, and... sigh... yes, League of Legends. I play a LOT of League (why can't I get into Gold, damn it!?!?!)

Food: I can make a mean burger, and oh man ask me about my huge dinners sometime. I've actually cooked for around 50 people in one night. I love to cook for an audience. "A man can get from here to judgment day if he has enough rosemary."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The internet
2. My friends/family (seriously, they're awesome)
3. Snark/sarcasm. Don't ask me to not make fun of things, because honestly that can be pretty hard.
4. Videogames: They are something I am actually pretty passionate about, and I have spent a lot of time considering them as valid pieces of art.
5. Facebook. As stupid as it is, a lot of my business is directly impacted by Facebook, and I also use it to stay in touch with my fraternity brothers, friends, and family from all over the world.
6. Happy music. Seriously, good, upbeat, annoyingly happy music is pretty much how I don't let the bastards grind me down.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How fucked up Final Fantasy 7 is. I'm currently playing through it for the first time ever, and my god there are so many moments in there where I'm practically shouting "How did they get away with that!?!"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying a brewski with with friends/fraternity brothers somewhere around town,looking for events to amuse me (there are a LOT of cool events if you look hard enough! Scavenger hunts, jazz events, small concerts...), or trying to interact with my audience to grow the fan base.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've cried more during cartoons than any live action TV show or movie.

Seriously, Toy Story 3? Up? Grave of the Fireflies? They're like swift kicks to the feels. You might say they're my... Achilles feels...

Also, I like puns.
You should message me if
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You're someone who has a love for life and for actually doing things. If your response to a seemingly crazy idea isn't "who cares?" but rather "Let's see what happens!" If you're someone who would join in singing "Singin' in the Rain" while dancing down the street on a rainy day.

Due to the number of bots on this web site, I now politely ask that people who message me answer the following question:

When Littlefoot's mother died in the original 'Land Before Time' did you feel sad?
A. Yes.
B. No.

(Bots: No lying.)