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StevethePirate8

25 M Piscataway, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:48pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Okay, so this part was originally my attempt at being sort of funny and unique, but let's see how this sincerity thing works out for me.

My name is Stephen, and I just recently moved back home to Jersey after spending the last 8 years in DC. I am self-employed and working on making my business take off as best I can while freelancing for other publications in order to make ends meet.

I have some great friends in the area, so most nights I'm either hanging out with them, or I'm at home staying up absurdly late working on business plans and ideas.

I am always down for an adventure, whether it's going camping somewhere, or checking out a museum, or finding some interesting food place for Taco Tuesday (there's an awesome spot near New Hope that has unlimited tacos). I'm also someone who unabashedly loves to make jokes and puns, or just have fun talking. I love hearing about other people and their perspectives on life and current events, and for me, talking (or even debating) over politics is just fun!
What I’m doing with my life
So I'm four years out of college now. Hot damn I'm feeling old. Anyway, I'm just working at a job I love despite its crazy, almost absurd hours. It's pretty bananas. What do I do? Well, I now run my own blog full time. It's... pretty crazy, and we'll see how it turns out in the end. I was laid off from my past job with a pretty generous severance, so I put the money towards the company, and I'm going to go for broke on this one.

On the one hand, it's sort of stressful knowing that I'm the one who has to come up with all of the business ideas. On the other, it's also super cool and I've already been able to enjoy some interesting experiences I wouldn't have been able to otherwise. Ask me about it!
I’m really good at
I'm pretty good at writing, or at least I hope so (my job sort of depends on it). I'm also pretty darn good at cooking (if I do say so myself). My leg of lamb is DIVINE and I always love trying to make something for an audience.

I'm also pretty good at random trivia. I can memorize quotes obnoxiously well, and I make absurd and obscure references way too often. No, seriously, it's sometimes like the Tamrians from... nevermind. 'Tis a silly reference.
The first things people usually notice about me
It used to be my wavy locks of hair. I have, however lost those wonderful locks that used to be mine and instead donated them to Locks of Love! So it is probably the particularly pirattical garb I may or may not be wearing given the day. I certainly hope it isn't my third eye and my habit of speaking in tongues and convulsing anytime I touch a sacred object. That would be judging me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Orson Scott Card (I thoroughly disagree with this man's politics, but I appreciate his writing style), Lord of the Rings, Anything by Alexander Dumas, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a few books by Mercedes LaKey. I truthfully love all good literature and would probably rather kick a small child than throw away a book.

Movies: Pretty much good, witty, British humor or the occasional buddy flick. I also love some deep thinking movies, or sci-fi crazy adventure movies. I'll honestly like just about anything.

Music: Instead of listing bands, let me just state the best damn concert I have ever been to: Koo Koo Kangaroo opened with their two-man children's rap act. Yes, there was a giant parachute over the audience. Next came Suburban Legends, a ska band with rehearsed and choreographed dances to their music. Then came The Aquabats with amazing costumes and inflatable pool toys thrown into the crowd. Finally, it all ended with The Reel Big Fish who were straight up amazing and I've probably seen them at least five times by now. It should also be noted I have a HUGE weakness for good acapella.

Food: I can make a mean burger, and oh man ask me about my huge dinners sometime. I've actually cooked for around 50 people in one night. I love to cook for an audience. "A man can get from here to judgment day if he has enough rosemary."
The six things I could never do without
Ugh, these lists are trite, but I'll actually give it a sincere answer.

1. The internet
2. My friends/family (seriously, they're awesome)
3. Snark/sarcasm. Don't as me to not make fun of things, because honestly that can be pretty hard.
4. Videogames: They are something I am actually pretty passionate about, and I have spent a lot of time considering them as valid pieces of art.
5. Facebook. As stupid as it is, a lot of my business is directly impacted by Facebook, and I also use it to stay in touch with my fraternity brothers, friends, and family from all over the world.
6. Happy music. Seriously, good, upbeat, annoyingly happy music is pretty much how I don't let the bastards grind me down.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Missile Command as a protest piece of art against nuclear proliferation during the Cold War. The message of the game seems to be "In nuclear war, there are no winners, and death is inevitable." It's... actually a surprisingly deep and dark game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Enjoying a brewski with with friends/fraternity brothers somewhere around town, finding crazy adventures to amuse me (there are a LOT of cool events if you look hard enough! Scavenger hunts, jazz events, small concerts...), or staying at home and trying to grow the following for my side business. Ask me about it some time. It's what a lot of my time goes into.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've cried more during cartoons than any live action TV show or movie.

Seriously, Toy Story 3? Up? Grave of the Fireflies? They're like swift kicks to the feels. You might say they're my... Achilles feels...

Also, I like puns.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You believe that just about everything and anything can be funny, and you want to go on an adventure.

Due to the number of bots on this web site, I now politely ask that people who message me answer the following question:

When Littlefoot's mother died in the original 'Land Before Time' did you feel sad?
A. Yes.
B. No.

(Bots: No lying.)