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25 M Arlington, VA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 2
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Yar! Avast! Steve the Pirate be out on the scene again. Pirattitude and silliness abound in his life. His plans border on one part planning to four parts improvisation. He is a musical pirate, so ladies should watch out for his dangerous song and dance numbers. But be warned: his voice is flatter than the open sea on a windless day, and his dancing be so bad some might actually believe he has a peg leg. The best way to get a hold of exactly who this salty seadog is is simply to meet this man face ta face. This 'interblag' and simple words cannot convey simply who he is fer his actions be quite animated and this cannot be demonstrated through either instantaneous messaging or this 'e' mailing. For more information, inquire within!
What I’m doing with my life
So I'm three years out of college now. Hot damn I'm feeling old. Anyway, I'm just working at a job I love despite its crazy, almost absurd hours. It's pretty bananas. What do I do? Well, I now run my own blog full time. It's... pretty crazy, and we'll see how it turns out in the end. I was laid off from my past job with a pretty generous severance, so I put the money towards the company, and I'm going to go for broke on this one.

On the one hand, it's sort of stressful knowing that I'm the one who has to come up with all of the business ideas. On the other, it's also super cool and I've already been able to enjoy some interesting experiences I wouldn't have either. Ask me about it!
I’m really good at
I'm pretty good at writing, or at least I hope so (my job sort of depends on it). I'm also pretty darn good at cooking (if I do say so myself). My leg of lamb is DIVINE and I always love trying to make something for an audience.

I'm also pretty good at random trivia. I can memorize quotes obnoxiously well, and I make absurd and obscure references way too often. No, seriously, it's sometimes like the Tamrians from... nevermind. 'Tis a silly reference.
The first things people usually notice about me
It used to be my wavy locks of hair. I have, however lost those wonderful locks that used to be mine and instead donated them to Locks of Love! So it is probably the particularly pirattical garb I may or may not be wearing given the day. I certainly hope it isn't my third eye and my habit of speaking in tongues and convulsing anytime I touch a sacred object. That would be judging me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Orson Scott Card (I thoroughly disagree with this man's politics, but I appreciate his writing style), Lord of the Rings, Anything by Alexander Dumas, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a few books by Mercedes LaKey. I truthfully love all good literature and would probably rather kick a small child than throw away a book.

Movies: Pretty much good, witty, British humor or the occasional buddy flick. I also love some deep thinking movies, or sci-fi crazy adventure movies. I'll honestly like just about anything.

Music: Instead of listing bands, let me just state the best damn concert I have ever been to: Koo Koo Kangaroo opened with their two-man children's rap act. Yes, there was a giant parachute over the audience. Next came Suburban Legends, a ska band with rehearsed and choreographed dances to their music. Then came The Aquabats with amazing costumes and inflatable pool toys thrown into the crowd. Finally, it all ended with The Reel Big Fish who were straight up amazing and I've probably seen them at least five times by now. It should also be noted I have a HUGE weakness for good acapella.

Food: I can make a mean burger, and oh man ask me about my huge dinners sometime. I've actually cooked for around 50 people in one night. I love to cook for an audience. "A man can get from here to judgment day if he has enough rosemary."
The six things I could never do without
1. Rum. 2. Me Pirate Hat. 3. The Internets 4. Me best mates 5. Dodgeball 6. Rum.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Can it be said that Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars is in fact a mid-90's expression of dismay at the military industrial complex that formed when Japan left feudalism for a more centralized empire beginning around the time of the Meiji era that inevitably led to the country's involvement in WWII? Does it have strong anti-west messages? What is the best, most ridiculous way to top the 2013 Great Maple Syrup Heist?
On a typical Friday night I am
Enjoying a brewski with with friends/fraternity brothers somewhere in the DC Metro Area, finding crazy adventures to amuse me (there are a LOT of cool events in DC! Scavenger hunts, jazz events, small concerts...), or staying at home and trying to grow the following for my side business. Ask me about it some time. It's what a lot of my time goes into.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've cried during cartoons than any live action TV show or movie.

Seriously, Toy Story 3? Up? Grave of the Fireflies? They're like swift kicks to the feels. You might say they're my... Achilles feels...

Also, I like puns.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You believe that just about everything and anything can be funny, and you want to go on an adventure.

Due to the number of bots on this web site, I now politely ask that people who message me answer the following question:

When Littlefoot's mother died in the original 'Land Before Time' did you feel sad?
A. Yes.
B. No.

(Bots: No lying.)