Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was a behavior specialist at a psych inpatient program for
adolescents until I moved to DC in May. There's no mirror in the
world like the uncensored outbursts of dysregulated tweens. I
learned the following things from my clients about myself and want
to share them with you:
1) My chin looks like a butt.
2) I'm too old to wear that and I should stop trying so hard.
3) I should marry my penis.
4) I make too many jokes.
5) My voice makes some people want to freak out and I should shut
6) I always listen with an open mind and make people feel cared
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I do lots of things. I do most of them well. There are a few things
I don't do. I didn't do them well, and it wasn't fun.
I moved to DC from the other Washington for PA school. I'm missing
the mountains but tryna make the best of this city while I'm here.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
RUNNING FAST, skewl, making jokes, cutting corners, living simply,
and giving people a chance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm picky about books, not food. I'll eat anything. Fast. And then
ask if there's any more. My favorite books are Mating by Norman
Rush and Cancer Schmancer by Fran Drescher.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What contact between homo neanderthals and sapiens looked like. And
by "homo," I mean homo.
Who are you looking for?
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