*having good hair
*making smiles on my face
*quizzing attendees on how they manage in the face of our inevitable and slowly encroaching death
I more than fulfill all basic partygoing requirements, and have never once been evicted from a party on the basis of excessive intoxication. I am responsible and show up on time. I can provide references if need be. Please consider me as a candidate for your party. You can contact me with the 'message' button to your upper right. Thank you for your consideration.
INTP, molewoman, warm robot.
I was a fanatically devout religious fundie homeschooled my entire childhood by professionally religious fundies and now I'm in sex work, so I'm pretty sure Freud must be jizzing his coffin right now.
I've only been exposed to the real world for a few years, so I occasionally display a lack of basic life skills like operating at the post office or pronouncing words correctly.
I'm disgustingly optimistic. There is no hate left within me. I love you.
I'm really bad at believing things that aren't scientifically backed or internally consistent, despite my tapestry-heavy interior decorating and penchant for incense.
I really need to define everything before we can move forward.
I'm very absentminded. No, I don't smell that leftover Chinese food from last week under my pillow.
If you say "studies show that" before you tell me a fact, I will believe you. This is my weakness. Please don't exploit it.
I am libertarian, polyamorous, and a hermit. I look for sources cited in tabloid magazines. I approach shopping for clothes like I do hunting boar. I am attracted to desserts with right angles. I give inaccurate facial responses to emotional situations. I am disturbed by babies. I avoid all physical contact pre-alcohol, but post sex I'm like a cat on molly.
I am also impulsive and flighty. I'll want to meet you if the moon aligns and the crickets are chirping just right and probably also if I'm drunk.