Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
INTP, molewoman, warm robot.
I was a fanatically devout religious fundie homeschooled my entire
childhood by professionally religious fundies and now I'm in sex
work, so I'm pretty sure Freud must be jizzing his coffin right
I've only been exposed to the real world for a few years, so I
occasionally display a lack of basic life skills like operating at
the post office or pronouncing words correctly.
I'm disgustingly optimistic. There is no hate left within me. I
I'm really bad at believing things that aren't scientifically
backed or internally consistent, despite my tapestry-heavy interior
decorating and penchant for incense.
I really need to define everything, depending on what you mean by
"define" and "everything".
I'm very absentminded. I once accidentally melted salad into my
I am libertarian, polyamorous, and a hermit. I look for sources
cited in tabloid magazines. I approach shopping for clothes like I
do hunting boar. I am attracted to desserts with right angles. I
give inaccurate facial responses to emotional situations. I am
disturbed by babies.
I spent 10 months out of last year doing medium-to-high doses of
acid once a week - about 40 weeks in a row, because I don't halfass
things I'm passionate about. It changed me for the better. But
seriously guys, don't do that much acid.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a professional internet comedy whore trying to move into the
field of psychedelic therapy. You may have already seen me naked
and mimehumping a chair/running from gnomes.
I am not scared of being homeless, even though I've never been
homeless and homeless people would probably throw garbage food and
beer cans at me for saying that.
I move with a buttfuckload of frequency, and am now attempting to
be stable for like... an ENTIRE year. Maybe even two.
(I live in Seattle and visit Boise regularly, which is why you
might see location changes between the two)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Photoshop, miming, growing hair, dressing like I'm Amish, typing,
(record 173awpm motherfuckers), locating logical fallacies, and
The first things people usually notice about me
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I walk really straight because I took walking lessons. I make very
exaggerated faces and hand motions because I'm terrified of you,
and I frequently deviate from standard responses to conversation,
particularly if I'm drunk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Permutation City, Godel-Escher-Bach, Ender's
Game/Shadow/Rest of the series, a Song of Ice and Fire, The
Metamorphosis of the Prime Intellect, The Tombs of Atuan, Name of
the Wind, Reaper Man, Wicked, Rant, the Curse of Chalion, the Fifth
Life of the Catwoman, DADOES, Howl's Moving Castle, The Hobbit,
LotR, Elantris, Wild Seed, and many others.
TV/Movies: Firefly and Serenity, Lord of the Rings, Amelie, Reno
911, Chronicle, Game of Thrones, Before Sunrise, The Fountain, Only
Lovers Left Alive, various Star Treks.
Music: I don't know man. I like Alt-J lately. Lots of indie
bullshit. I like Clint Mansell and Max Richter and Olafur Arnalds
and Thriftworks and Glass Animals. I grew up eating a solid diet of
I'm not much into music from before 2008 cause I don't have the
nostalgia for it. My nostalgia is triggered by unfortunate things
like Jars of Clay or Keith Green.
Video Games: TF2 (engie-pyro-sniper), Banished, Sims (bite me) and
lots of other one-time-through games.
I also like Lesswrong and Slatestarcodex, Reddit and Tumblr,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dancing, both social (ballroom-blues-fusion-etc.) and otherwise
My boobs. God, if I get breast cancer, I'm gonna kill myself. Fuck
fighting that shit, the minute a mammary gland succumbs to a knife,
I'm taking the byebye pill and having my boobs mounted taxidermy
style on my grave.
(my plot brings all the boys to the yard)
Books. I have a problem.
GRAPHS. I sometimes graph my emotions to better understand them.
And I love OKTrends and visual data. They make me feel smart with
Blankets. I'm always cold because I am severely lacking in
Game of Thrones. I'm a little bit aspergery over Game of Thrones. I
might know more about ASOIAF world history than I do about American
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The fact I'm going to die.
How to tell people, who don't know I am them, that I am them. How
to more effectively demonstrate compassion and understanding to
both myself and others. How to ask the right questions.
How to unite rationality with tripping balls.
What consciousness is and how to make it. Or just how to feel like
we've made it. Because we can't know.
Also how to rob places and assassinate people. But for fun. Like
recreational creative assassination.
How and why my thoughts just formed. Where did they come from? Can
you feel it? And how to identify and correct irrational thought
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sitting on the street at 3 AM handing out free incense
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're not going to call me a goddess. Don't.... please don't do
If the words sadistic/dominant applies to you. I believe I am
what's known as a "brat."
I'm not looking for straight up play partners though (and I'm not
involved in the kink scene), I have to be attracted to you as a
human being first and my romantic standards are high cause I love
to be alone.
I take much better to being invited to larger social group events,
where we meet each other incidentally. Like, "there's a raging
birdwatching meetup going on next week and if you're interested you
could come check it out." .
I tend to respond to messages that are long and show demonstrable
effort, that have no serious self deprecation or physical
compliments, that show (not tell) humor and intelligence, and that
indicate something insightful or challenging about my profile. This
is not a demand, I'm just letting you know the trends I've noticed
in my own reply rates.
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