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23 • Seattle, WA • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 18–36
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, short-term dating
- Last online
- Yesterday – 12:21am
- 5′ 8″ (1.73m)
- Body type
- Strictly vegetarian
- Buddhism, and laughing about it
- Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
- Dropped out of university
- Entertainment / Media
- Rather not say
- Strictly non-monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Likes cats
- English, French (Poorly)
*having good hair
*making smiles on my face
*quizzing attendees on how they manage in the face of our inevitable and slowly encroaching death
I more than fulfill all basic partygoing requirements, and have never once been evicted from a party on the basis of excessive intoxication. I am responsible and show up on time. I can provide references if need be. Please consider me as a candidate for your party. You can contact me with the 'message' button to your upper right. Thank you for your consideration.
I was a religious fundie homeschooled by religious fundies and now I'm neither of those. I've only been exposed to the real world for a few years, so I occasionally display a lack of basic life skills like operating at the post office or pronouncing words correctly.
I'm disgustingly optimistic. I like everything, I love everyone. I became enlightened today.
I'm really bad at believing things that aren't scientifically backed or internally consistent, despite my tapestry-heavy interior decorating and penchant for incense.
I really need to define everything before we can move forward.
I'm very absentminded. No, I don't smell that leftover Chinese food from last week under my pillow.
If you say "studies show that" before you tell me a fact, I will believe you. This is my weakness. Please don't exploit it.
I am a libertarian, polyamorous, and a hermit. I look for sources cited in tabloid magazines. I approach shopping for clothes like I do hunting boar. I am attracted to desserts with right angles. I give inaccurate facial responses to emotional situations. I am disturbed by babies. I avoid all physical contact pre-alcohol, but post sex I'm like a cat on molly.
I am not scared of being homeless, even though I've never been homeless and homeless people would probably throw garbage food and beer cans at me for saying that.
I move with a buttfuckload of frequency, and am now attempting to be stable for like... an ENTIRE year. Maybe even two.
Unless you intimidate me, in which case I will tell you with a stammer.
TV/Movies: Firefly and Serenity, Lord of the Rings, Amelie, Reno 911, Chronicle, Game of Thrones, Before Sunrise, The Fountain, Only Lovers Left Alive, various Star Treks
Music: I don't know man. I like Alt-J lately. And Caravan Palace is pretty neat. Lots of indie bullshit. I like Clint Mansell and Max Richter and Olafur Arnalds and Thriftworks. I grew up eating a solid diet of Nightwish.
I like really heart wrenchingly grievously gloriously sad stuff that makes you want to explode into fireworks of agony.
Video Games: TF2 (engie-pyro-sniper), and other games I don't play frequently enough to note.
My boobs. God, if I get breast cancer, I'm gonna kill myself. Fuck fighting that shit, the minute a mammary gland succumbs to a knife, I'm taking the byebye pill and having my boobs mounted taxidermy style on my grave.
(my plot brings all the boys to the yard)
Books. I have a problem.
GRAPHS. I sometimes graph my emotions to better understand them. And I love OKTrends and visual data. They make me feel smart with minimal effort.
Blankets. I'm always cold because I am severely lacking in blubber.
Game of Thrones. I'm a little bit aspergery over Game of Thrones. I know more about GoT world history than I do about American history. This may be hyperbole. I don't know.
How to tell people, who don't know I am them, that I am them.
How to unite rationality with tripping balls.
What consciousness is and how to make it. Or just how to feel like we've made it. Because we can't know.
How I should really read that book I was meaning to read.
Also how to rob places and assassinate people. But for fun. Like recreational creative assassination.
How and why my thoughts just formed. Where did they come from? Can you feel it?
into my loins.
The way you look probably matters less to me than you think it does.
If the words sadistic/dominant applies to you. It takes a lot to get my brain to shut the fuck up. Pain and helplessness does that pretty well.
I'm not looking for straight up play partners though (and I'm not involved in the kink scene), I have to be attracted to you as a human being first and my romantic standards are high cause I love to be alone.
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