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StiffShots

56 M Bayonne, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Aug 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Christ, I hate doing these. (deep breath) Okay, here goes: I'm a hopeless romantic, a perfect gentleman with a touch of the devil in him, an eccentric intellectual who's learning to live outside his own head, a sympathetic ear, a quick wit with a dry sense of humor, and a potential social butterfly if I can ever break out of this geek cocoon. If you've read this far, congratulations - I haven't scared you away. Your move! :)
What I’m doing with my life
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I design (and narrate) online training courses for a major pharmaceutical company.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Photography (fashion/glamor/old-school pinup/cheesecake, but also event and sports/action stuff). Videography, both shooting and editing. I'm a competent cook, an okay bass player, a lifelong writer, and can rock the karaoke with the right song.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes, it seems. Yeah, they're really that blue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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SERIOUS, serious movie buff: art films and/or subtitles don't scare me. Enjoy horror, sci-fi, drive-in trash too. Basically, if the director's last name is Romero, Cronenberg, Lynch, Tarantino, Nolan, Godard, or Renoir, I've already bought my ticket.

Enjoy an absurdly wide range of music: British Invasion. (Non-hair) metal. CBGB-era punk rock. Alt/grunge. Ambient. Classical. Jazz. Not wild about country, disco, or opera, but that's about it.

TV habits tend towards edgy action/adventure and dry British comedy. Currently enjoying BURN NOTICE, SONS OF ANARCHY, JUSTIFIED, HUMAN TARGET. Will always make time for anything involving Monty Python, Simon Pegg, or Stephen Fry. Old enough to remember Supermarionation shows like FIREBALL XL5 and CAPTAIN SCARLET; young at heart enough to still enjoy their high-tech cheesiness. Dislike most reality TV that involves people fighting with each other or just behaving like morons. On the other hand, JACKASS still makes me laugh my ass off. I am nothing if not contradictory.

Open to trying a variety of cuisines, but can't go wrong with Italian, Mexican, Oriental, or just a good hunk o' steak. Oh, and I don't eat salad. Nuh-uh. Never liked it, never will.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A friendly, nearby cat. I don't have to own one, I just have to be able to pet one.
High-speed Internet.
Cancan dancers. A world without them wouldn't be a place I'd like to live in.
My smartphone.
Artistic freedom.
Coffee.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Umm...not doing shit. Help!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex