I outsource to Vancouver because I'm moving there in May and I spend time there, and my standards are too high for where I'm currently living, which is the island. Let us not.
I will know if you have not read this by your canned compliments. I will also know if you have not read it by your weird cut and pasted remonstrances with a proliferation of ampersands and a paucity of specifics. And by the low match rating. I will reject you for the crime of boring me. It's really not that hard to demonstrate empathy and an intellectual interest in another person EVEN IF THEY HAVE TITTIES. This is not unreasonable.
If you think it is, go the fuck away and take your "laid back" with you.