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27 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA Woman


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  • Ages 25-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Today – 3:13pm
5' 2" (1.57m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Working on University
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Victoria. My Myers-Briggs personality type is IDGAF. I am not skinny. I am buxom. I do not jog. But I do lunge.

I'm an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in some Ikea instructions. You're going to need to disassemble that and do it again. No, that's a break. Don't get angry. Have a snack.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just started the CRWR major at UBC. I'm write things. I'm going to have a career someday.

I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm panicking.

I also have a degree in film and video from when a terrabyte cost 1k.

I also fence with the UBC fencing club, where we also enjoy activities like eating, and playing a lot of liar's poker type tabletop games
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Writing

- Disappearing into myself, especially when I'm out in the world.

- Conversation

- Oversharing

- Being mediocre at fencing. Really ace at being mediocre at fencing.

- Cooking with fire and knives
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am intense. I am emotionally high energy. I am painfully witty. I have an unquiet mind. I can get a little dark at times. I like to pretend I'm tougher than I am, but actually I'm so squishy in the middle that I'm moved to tears by almost anything that's compelling, like the short animated films before PIxar features.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This isn't even an exhaustive list, and you can skip it, but I think it demonstrates that I like a lot of cool shit.

Sophie's Choice - Lolita - The Sisters Brothers - A Song of Ice and Fire - Fight Club - Assassination Vacation - The Wordy Shipmates - Barrel Fever - Naked - Santaland Diaries - Dress Your Family in Courderoy and Denim - Me Talk Pretty One Day - When You Are Engulfed in Flames - Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk - Let's Explore Diabetes With Owls - Harry Potter et al- The Lord of the Rings - Silence of the Lambs - Hannibal - Mossflower - Sherlock Holmes et al - Kitchen Confidential - Medium Raw - House of Leaves - Maus - V For Vendetta - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The Conversation - Manchurian Candidate -Clerks -Sophie's Choice -Bonnie and Clyde - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - Dangerous Liaisons - Inglorious Basterds - The Godfather pt 1 and 2 - Donnie Darko - The Departed -Ghostbusters - Cabaret - Amelie - A Clockwork Orange - Pan's Labyrinth - Alien - Catch Me If You Can - American Beauty - The Big Lebowski - Leon: The Professional - Apocalypse Now - Goodfellas - Silence of the Lambs - Hannibal - Traffic - Chicago - Snatch - Hot Fuzz - Shaun of the Dead - Batman Returns - The Dark Knight - Schindler's List - The Shining - RED - No Country For Old Men - Heat -The Rocky Horror Picture Show -Little Miss Sunshine - Sleepy Hollow - Amadeus - Gangs of New York - V for Vendetta - Men In Black - The Lord of the Rings - In the Loop - Finding Nemo - The Usual Suspects - Up - Despicable Me - Wall-E

The Wire - Hannibal - Rome - The Sopranos - Deadwood - Six Feet Under - Game of Thrones - True Blood - Buffy the Vampire Slayer - 60 Minutes - The Thick of It - Sherlock - Life - Planet Earth - No Reservations - Parts Unknown - Forever Knight - The Daily Show - The Colbert Report - Mythbusters - South Park -Batman the Animated Series - The Simpsons - Orange is the New Black - The West Wing

David Bowie - Depeche Mode - Tim Minchin - The Blow - Nirvana - Pearl Jam - Visqueen - Amy Winehouse - The Smiths - The Presidents of the United States - The Rolling Stones - The Beatles - Macklemore - Mackleless - Ray Charles - Frank Sinatra - Ella Fitzgerald - The Ramones - Madeleine Peyroux - Tom Waits - The Talking Heads - Sublime - The Postal Service - - Modest Mouse - Death Cab - Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young - Neil Young - Joni Mitchell - Black Eyed Peas - Dropkick Murphys - Great Big Sea- Adele - Coldplay - Violent Femmes - Cage the Elephant - Queen - Radiohead - Dead Milkmen - Led Zepplin - Mumford and Sons - Flogging Molly - The White Stripes - The Cure - Bob Dylan - Johnny Cash - Gogol Bordello - Pink Floyd - Regina Spektor - The Clash


All of it.

In my face.

That's where it belongs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
moleskine notebooks
ipod classic 80 GB - black
contigo water bottle
timbuk2 bag
annual bus pass
my fencing gear
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how vancouver has the best tasting tap water in the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What is a "typical" Friday night? What is Friday? What is night?

Seriously, though, this question is totally up for grabs. Maybe I'm calling the transit police on the #16 on a man who's sexually harassing women because he's so high he's forgotten he's gay. Maybe I'm liquored up and bluffing my way through a game of Avalon.

Maybe I'm high stepping up my back stairs chanting "go away skunk, go away skunk" and fumbling for my keys like a victim in a horror movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't dwell in the cult of happy, and my baseline could be identified as "melancholic" - which has nothing to do with my ability to have fun. The term "critical" has been applied to my personality, which doesn't preclude me from being warm and affectionate, but is a necessary part of my personal paradigm as well as my interpretation of the world. Being that it is a fucked up place full of conflict and contradictions. I like it that way. That's where stories come from.

Telling me to be "happier" is the fastest way to make me frustrated. I am naturally mercurial, and the best way to make me happy is to have a tolerant spirit, and appreciate my flaws.

Also home cooked meals are a safe bet.
You should message me if
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Yes. If you actually need to enjoy the company of the person you're with, regardless of whether or not the sex is just a one time hookup or limited engagement- and if you can communicate gracefully when identifying which is which .

Yes if you like ladies with some squish. No apologies here. None.

No, if you introduce yourself as Laid Back, Easy-Going or Down to Earth. Not only are those not real names, they are the least original and exciting ways to describe yourself. Your skiing and travel pictures just make you look like you're trying to make yourself look affluent and cosmopolitan...which doesn't actually make me want to get on your dick.

Yes, if the idea of watching Ken Burns' The War or The Civil War straight through in one sitting appeals to you, you nerdy freak bitch.