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27 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:57pm
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Victoria. My Myers-Briggs personality type is Myers-Briggs is a bunch of bullshit.

I'm an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in some Ikea instructions. You're going to need to disassemble that and do it again.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I went to film school in Seattle a number of years ago, and I'm working my way into UBC's creative writing program. Right now I'm accumulating credits at Langara.

I fence with the UBC fencing club with foil, and less adeptly, with epee.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
winning this game over and over again

- Writing. I think Ira Glass pretty accurately identifies where I am with that.

- Disappearing into myself, especially when I'm out in the world.

-Letting my social anxiety run away with me, babbling to cover my insecurity, and saying the first thing that comes to mind which is usually something calculated to make me appear tough and intelligent.

- Emphatically oversharing my abrasive and inflexible opinions on ideology, ethics and craft.

- Cooking. Been my day job off and on since I started working. I'm currently a full time student, so I'm out of the kitchen for a while.

- fencing. Though I don't know if I'm "really good". I'm really good at hitting people with my fencing bag whenever I'm on public transit. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not actually a person, but a series of well executed amateur photographs.

That I look different in each of those photographs.

I am a shapeshifter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This isn't even an exhaustive list, and you can skip it, but I think it demonstrates that I like a lot of cool shit.

Sophie's Choice - Lolita - The Sisters Brothers - A Song of Ice and Fire - Fight Club - Assassination Vacation - The Wordy Shipmates - Barrel Fever - Naked - Santaland Diaries - Dress Your Family in Courderoy and Denim - Me Talk Pretty One Day - When You Are Engulfed in Flames - Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk - Let's Explore Diabetes With Owls - Harry Potter et al- The Lord of the Rings - Silence of the Lambs - Hannibal - Mossflower - Sherlock Holmes et al - Kitchen Confidential - Medium Raw - House of Leaves - Maus - V For Vendetta - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The Conversation - Manchurian Candidate -Clerks -Sophie's Choice -Bonnie and Clyde - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - Dangerous Liaisons - Inglorious Basterds - The Godfather pt 1 and 2 - Donnie Darko - The Departed -Ghostbusters - Cabaret - Amelie - A Clockwork Orange - Pan's Labyrinth - Alien - Catch Me If You Can - American Beauty - The Big Lebowski - Leon: The Professional - Apocalypse Now - Goodfellas - Silence of the Lambs - Hannibal - Traffic - Chicago - Snatch - Hot Fuzz - Shaun of the Dead - Batman Returns - The Dark Knight - Schindler's List - The Shining - RED - No Country For Old Men - Heat -The Rocky Horror Picture Show -Little Miss Sunshine - Sleepy Hollow - Amadeus - Gangs of New York - V for Vendetta - Men In Black - The Lord of the Rings - In the Loop - Finding Nemo - The Usual Suspects - Up - Despicable Me - Wall-E

The Wire - Hannibal - Rome - The Sopranos - Deadwood - Six Feet Under - Game of Thrones - True Blood - Buffy the Vampire Slayer - 60 Minutes - The Thick of It - Sherlock - Life - Planet Earth - No Reservations - Parts Unknown - Forever Knight - The Daily Show - The Colbert Report - Mythbusters - South Park -Batman the Animated Series - The Simpsons - Orange is the New Black - The West Wing

David Bowie - Depeche Mode - Tim Minchin - The Blow - Nirvana - Pearl Jam - Visqueen - Amy Winehouse - The Smiths - The Presidents of the United States - The Rolling Stones - The Beatles - Macklemore - Mackleless - Ray Charles - Frank Sinatra - Ella Fitzgerald - The Ramones - Madeleine Peyroux - Tom Waits - The Talking Heads - Sublime - The Postal Service - - Modest Mouse - Death Cab - Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young - Neil Young - Joni Mitchell - Black Eyed Peas - Dropkick Murphys - Great Big C - Adele - Coldplay - Violent Femmes - Cage the Elephant - Queen - Radiohead - Dead Milkmen - Led Zepplin - Mumford and Sons - Flogging Molly - The White Stripes - The Cure - Bob Dylan - Johnny Cash - Gogol Bordello - Pink Floyd - Regina Spektor - The Clash


All of it.

In my face.

That's where it belongs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
gel pens
ipod classic
contigo water bottle
timbuk2 bag
annual bus pass
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. Politics. Injustice. Foreign policy. Cookery and theatre. Right now I'm thinking hard about how to be as diverse a writer as possible, become successful at shopping screenplays or short stories, and to get out of cooking in kitchens full of intellectually lazy bro chefs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually in the process of trying to find a good, dependable place to write, preferably with booths. I really like booths.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
To quote David Sedaris, I have been informed by several reliable sources that I tend to exhaust people. What I'm really looking for is someone who is ideologically and ethically similar to me, but calmer and less neurotic. In other words, someone who might be a good, relaxing influence on me. I'm not always that good at being still in the presence of other people.
You should message me if
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Yes. If you actually need to enjoy the company of the person you're with, regardless of whether or not the sex is just a one time hookup or limited engagement.

No. If you do things like tell someone you really like them and want to see them again and then change your mind the next day, because then you're a festering cunt. Most women will sleep with you without the overwrought fiction. Don't message me if you intend to be that guy with me. Go away now.

No Church In The Wild? Savage Love? Yes.

If you want to discuss Serial with me. And if you don't know what Serial is, then you have your work cut out for you.