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27 • Vancouver, British Columbia, CA • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 23–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last online
- Apr 14
- 5′ 2″ (1.57m)
- Body type
- Strictly anything
- Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
- Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
- Working on university
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
I'm an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in some Ikea instructions. You're going to need to disassemble that and do it again. No, that's not...no...take a break. Don't get angry. Have a snack.
I'm a big fan of snacks.
I fence with the UBC fencing club with foil, and less adeptly, with epee.
- Writing. I think Ira Glass pretty accurately identifies where I am with that with his words about the burden of good taste.
- Disappearing into myself, especially when I'm out in the world.
-Letting my social anxiety run away with me, babbling to cover my insecurity, and saying the first thing that comes to mind which is usually something calculated to make me appear tough and intelligent.
- Emphatically oversharing my abrasive and inflexible opinions on ideology, ethics and craft.
- Cooking. Been my day job off and on since I started working. I'm currently a full time student, so I'm out of the kitchen for a while. I hope to work for someone who isn't stupid and unethical in my next job.
- fencing. Though I don't know if I'm "really good". I'm really good at hitting people with my fencing bag whenever I'm on public transit. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
That I look different in each of those photographs.
I am a shapeshifter.
Sophie's Choice - Lolita - The Sisters Brothers - A Song of Ice and Fire - Fight Club - Assassination Vacation - The Wordy Shipmates - Barrel Fever - Naked - Santaland Diaries - Dress Your Family in Courderoy and Denim - Me Talk Pretty One Day - When You Are Engulfed in Flames - Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk - Let's Explore Diabetes With Owls - Harry Potter et al- The Lord of the Rings - Silence of the Lambs - Hannibal - Mossflower - Sherlock Holmes et al - Kitchen Confidential - Medium Raw - House of Leaves - Maus - V For Vendetta - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The Conversation - Manchurian Candidate -Clerks -Sophie's Choice -Bonnie and Clyde - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - Dangerous Liaisons - Inglorious Basterds - The Godfather pt 1 and 2 - Donnie Darko - The Departed -Ghostbusters - Cabaret - Amelie - A Clockwork Orange - Pan's Labyrinth - Alien - Catch Me If You Can - American Beauty - The Big Lebowski - Leon: The Professional - Apocalypse Now - Goodfellas - Silence of the Lambs - Hannibal - Traffic - Chicago - Snatch - Hot Fuzz - Shaun of the Dead - Batman Returns - The Dark Knight - Schindler's List - The Shining - RED - No Country For Old Men - Heat -The Rocky Horror Picture Show -Little Miss Sunshine - Sleepy Hollow - Amadeus - Gangs of New York - V for Vendetta - Men In Black - The Lord of the Rings - In the Loop - Finding Nemo - The Usual Suspects - Up - Despicable Me - Wall-E
The Wire - Hannibal - Rome - The Sopranos - Deadwood - Six Feet Under - Game of Thrones - True Blood - Buffy the Vampire Slayer - 60 Minutes - The Thick of It - Sherlock - Life - Planet Earth - No Reservations - Parts Unknown - Forever Knight - The Daily Show - The Colbert Report - Mythbusters - South Park -Batman the Animated Series - The Simpsons - Orange is the New Black - The West Wing
David Bowie - Depeche Mode - Tim Minchin - The Blow - Nirvana - Pearl Jam - Visqueen - Amy Winehouse - The Smiths - The Presidents of the United States - The Rolling Stones - The Beatles - Macklemore - Mackleless - Ray Charles - Frank Sinatra - Ella Fitzgerald - The Ramones - Madeleine Peyroux - Tom Waits - The Talking Heads - Sublime - The Postal Service - - Modest Mouse - Death Cab - Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young - Neil Young - Joni Mitchell - Black Eyed Peas - Dropkick Murphys - Great Big C - Adele - Coldplay - Violent Femmes - Cage the Elephant - Queen - Radiohead - Dead Milkmen - Led Zepplin - Mumford and Sons - Flogging Molly - The White Stripes - The Cure - Bob Dylan - Johnny Cash - Gogol Bordello - Pink Floyd - Regina Spektor - The Clash
All of it.
In my face.
That's where it belongs.
contigo water bottle
annual bus pass
Either that or recovering from the combo effect of Thursday night fencing and then subsequent drinking with the sabre clowns.
No. If you have to put on the romance fantasy when you're actually about something casual. Most women will sleep with you without the overwrought fiction. Don't message me if you intend to be that guy with me. Go away now.
No Church In The Wild? Savage Love? Yes.
If you want to discuss Serial with me. And if you don't know what Serial is, then you have your work cut out for you.
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