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dual_citizenkane

26 F Vancouver, British Columbia, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Victoria. My Myers-Briggs personality type is Myers-Briggs is a bunch of bullshit.

I'm an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in some Ikea instructions.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I went to film school in Seattle a number of years ago, and I'm working my way into UBC's creative writing program. Right now I'm accumulating credits at Langara.

I fence with the UBC fencing club with foil, and less adeptly, with epee.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
winning this game over and over again

Writing. I'm trying to get better. I've been published before, but I'd like to get something published again before the year is out.

Disappearing into myself, especially when I'm out in the world.

Letting my social anxiety run away with me, babbling to cover my insecurity, and saying the first thing that comes to mind which is usually something calculated to make me appear tough and intelligent.

Emphatically oversharing my abrasive and inflexible opinions on ideology, ethics and craft.

Cooking. I've been employed as a cook with some regularity, but I'm doomed to remain a dillitante. I have no interest in making a career out of it. My bosses often disagree with my life choices and they can take a running jump for themselves, but I am good cook.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not actually a person, but a series of well executed amateur photographs.

That I look different in each of those photographs.

I am a shapeshifter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This isn't even an exhaustive list, and you can skip it, but I think it demonstrates that I like a lot of cool shit.

Books
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Sophie's Choice
Lolita
The Sisters Brothers
A Song of Ice and Fire
Fight Club
Assassination Vacation
The Wordy Shipmates
Barrel Fever
Naked
Santaland Diaries
Dress Your Family in Courderoy and Denim
Me Talk Pretty One Day
When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk
Let's Explore Diabetes With Owls
Harry Potter et al
The Lord of the Rings
Silence of the Lambs
Hannibal
Mossflower
Sherlock Holmes et al
Kitchen Confidential
Medium Raw
House of Leaves
Maus
V For Vendetta
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Movies
^^^^^^
The Conversation
Manchurian Candidate
Clerks
Sophie's Choice
Bonnie and Clyde
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Dangerous Liaisons
Inglorious Basterds
The Godfather pt 1 and 2
Donnie Darko
The Departed
Ghostbusters
Cabaret
Amelie
A Clockwork Orange
Pan's Labyrinth
Alien
Catch Me If You Can
Donnie Brasco
American Beauty
The Big Lebowski
Leon: The Professional
Apocalypse Now
Goodfellas
Silence of the Lambs
Hannibal
Traffic
Chicago
Snatch
Hot Fuzz
Shaun of the Dead
Batman Returns
The Dark Knight
Schindler's List
The Shining
RED
No Country For Old Men
Heat
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Little Miss Sunshine
Sleepy Hollow
Amadeus
Gangs of New York
V for Vendetta
Men In Black
The Lord of the Rings
In the Loop
Finding Nemo
The Usual Suspects
Up
Despicable Me
Wall-E

Shows
###@#@
The Wire
Hannibal
Rome
The Sopranos
Deadwood
Six Feet Under
Game of Thrones
True Blood
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
60 Minutes
The Thick of It
Sherlock
Life
Planet Earth
No Reservations
Parts Unknown
Forever Knight
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
Mythbusters
South Park
Batman the Animated Series
The Simpsons.
Orange is the New Black

Music
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David Bowie
Depeche Mode
Tim Minchin
The Blow
Nirvana
Pearl Jam
Visqueen
Amy Winehouse
The Smiths
The Presidents of the United States
The Rolling Stones
The Beatles
Macklemore
Mackleless
Ray Charles
Frank Sinatra
Ella Fitzgerald
The Ramones
Madeleine Peyroux
Tom Waits
The Talking Heads
Sublime
The Postal Service
Modest Mouse
Death Cab
Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young
Neil Young
Joni Mitchell
Black Eyed Peas
Dropkick Murphys
Great Big C
Adele
Coldplay
Violent Femmes
Cage the Elephant
Queen
Radiohead
Dead Milkmen
Led Zepplin
Mumford and Sons
Flogging Molly
The White Stripes
The Cure
Bob Dylan
Johnny Cash
Gogol Bordello
Pink Floyd
Regina Spektor
The Clash

Food

All of it.

In my face.

That's where it belongs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
gel pens
notebooks
ipod classic
contigo water bottle
timbuk2 bag
annual bus pass
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. Politics. Injustice. Foreign policy. Cookery and theatre. Right now I'm thinking hard about how to be as diverse a writer as possible, become successful at shopping screenplays or short stories, and to get out of cooking in kitchens full of intellectually lazy bro chefs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually in the process of trying to find a good, dependable place to write, preferably with booths. I really like booths.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not actually as introverted as I seem, but I don't have much talent at being an extrovert, either.

To quote David Sedaris, I have been informed by several reliable sources that I tend to exhaust people. What I'm really looking for is someone who is ideologically and ethically similar to me, but calmer and less neurotic. In other words, someone who might be a good influence on me. I'm not always that good at being still in the presence of other people.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like to enjoy the company of the person you're with, regardless of whether it's a casual arrangement or not. If you think we have something in common, and you appreciate that casual doesn't have to equal boring.

No Church In The Wild? Savage Love? Yes.

And you must tell me what the title of your autobiography would be.