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26 F Vancouver, British Columbia, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:24am
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Victoria. If you take any of this at face value you have only yourself to blame. I apologize for nothing.

My Myers-Briggs personality type is Myers-Briggs is a bunch of bullshit.

I'm an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in some ikea instructions. Put down the Allen wrench and pick up a power drill.

FEMINISM. Okay, that should take care of most of the haters. The length of this profile should also discourage the non-readers.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Have a film degree from Seattle that won't program transfer so I'm sort of back at square one until I bust it out for an MFA.

Getting credits at Langara this year, applying for my major next year at UBC's Creative Writing program. Going to be focusing on screenplays, fiction and nonfiction. Ideally I'd like to write television. In my fantasy world, for HBO or other high production value networks. I'm particularly interested in the mini-series format, as well as radio magazine and radio play format, which is making a sneaky comeback via the internet. I love Welcome to Night Vale, and This American Life.

I support my bad habits by working as a cook at a downtown restaurant. Those habits are multifarious and include but are not limited to Parallel 49 brews, Black Tusk Ale and Ginja Ninja. I'm also more than passing fond of foodstuffs, and am availing myself of the many delights of the Vancouver food scene- and working as a cook helps immensely on that front. I only just moved back to Vancouver from Vancouver Island at the beginning of May, and I'm enjoying a thorough reintroduction.

I also fence with foil, and less adeptly, with epee.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
tapping out dating site copy.
winning this game over and over again
spinning pizza
being the grill bitch
thinking out loud when I shouldn't
being reckless with honesty
poking people with metal sticks
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not actually a person, but a series of well executed amateur photographs.

That I look different in each of those photographs.

I am a shapeshifter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This isn't even an exhaustive list, and you can skip it, but I think it demonstrates that I like a lot of cool shit.

Sophie's Choice
The Sisters Brothers
A Song of Ice and Fire
Fight Club
Assassination Vacation
The Wordy Shipmates
Barrel Fever
Santaland Diaries
Dress Your Family in Courderoy and Denim
Me Talk Pretty One Day
When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk
Let's Explore Diabetes With Owls
Harry Potter et al
The Lord of the Rings
Silence of the Lambs
Sherlock Holmes et al
Kitchen Confidential
Medium Raw
House of Leaves
V For Vendetta
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The Conversation
Manchurian Candidate
Sophie's Choice
Bonnie and Clyde
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Dangerous Liaisons
Inglorious Basterds
The Godfather pt 1 and 2
Donnie Darko
The Departed
A Clockwork Orange
Pan's Labyrinth
Catch Me If You Can
Donnie Brasco
American Beauty
The Big Lebowski
Leon: The Professional
Apocalypse Now
Silence of the Lambs
Hot Fuzz
Shaun of the Dead
Batman Returns
The Dark Knight
Schindler's List
The Shining
No Country For Old Men
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Little Miss Sunshine
Sleepy Hollow
Gangs of New York
V for Vendetta
Men In Black
The Lord of the Rings
In the Loop
Finding Nemo
The Usual Suspects
Despicable Me

The Wire
The Sopranos
Six Feet Under
Game of Thrones
True Blood
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
60 Minutes
The Thick of It
Planet Earth
No Reservations
Parts Unknown
Forever Knight
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
South Park
Batman the Animated Series
The Simpsons.
Orange is the New Black

David Bowie
Depeche Mode
Tim Minchin
The Blow
Pearl Jam
Amy Winehouse
The Smiths
The Presidents of the United States
The Rolling Stones
The Beatles
Ray Charles
Frank Sinatra
Ella Fitzgerald
The Ramones
Madeleine Peyroux
Tom Waits
The Talking Heads
The Postal Service
Modest Mouse
Death Cab
Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young
Neil Young
Joni Mitchell
Black Eyed Peas
Dropkick Murphys
Great Big C
Violent Femmes
Cage the Elephant
Dead Milkmen
Led Zepplin
Mumford and Sons
Flogging Molly
The White Stripes
The Cure
Bob Dylan
Johnny Cash
Gogol Bordello
Pink Floyd
Regina Spektor
The Clash


All of it.

In my face.

That's where it belongs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
more snacks
all of the snacks
that song shots should actually be snacks
snacks x99 everybody
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm trying to quit. Filthy habit.

Everything. I prefer the term "wonk" over "massively opinionated" but I do try to make it my business to have a standard of evidence about information that is socially proliferated- which is, of course, all information. I'm not as up on my Canadian politics as my American, but that is something I pretty routinely follow. I can also hold a pretty good conversation on the merits of screen adaptation, canonical Sherlock Holmes, or the fall of the Roman Republic. I probably live in my head more than I should and spend too much time telling people what's going on in it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday is a hoax. My collar is too blue. I'm usually in the busiest part of my work week burning myself on some cooking surface and then frightening the waiters with my screaming.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
To quote David Sedaris, I have been informed by several reliable sources that I tend to exhaust people. Therefore I'm taking it as a maxim of the constant anxiety, over thinking and oversharing that comes with being afflicted with the need to write.

If you don't list your name on your profile or include it in your introductory message, I will assign you a name. It is surprising how many dudes out there introduce themselves as Laid Back and Easy Going.

I'm also a dual citizen of Canada and the US and therefore a little culturally neurotic. I got mocked for being a Canadian kid when I was growing up in Seattle (the chorus of Blame Canada x10000000) and now Canadians like to point out America's flaws to me, which is of course an immensely helpful social rehabilitation method and has done much to improve the American nation. On behalf of all 300,000,000 of us, I THANK YOU.

Sometimes I think getting along with me is a tall order, but what I'm actually looking for is someone who is ideologically similar, but calmer than I am, and who in turn will make me feel calm. My head is a noisy place sometimes, and it can be hard to turn down the volume. But the right person can set me at ease.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
There is nary a freshly caught fish, nor a snowboard shot to be found amongst your photos. However, if you've just caught a snowboard and you're showing off your fish on top of a snowy peak, you might have something going for you.

No Church In The Wild? Savage Love? Yes. Common language. And yes, all of these things still apply regardless of casual or serious interaction. I like to enjoy the company of the person I'm with, casual or otherwise. Casual does not have to equal boring.


if you did not stop and ask yourself "does this profile look/sound creepy?" before releasing it into the probably does.