Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Victoria. My Myers-Briggs personality type is IDGAF. I
am not skinny. I am buxom. I do not jog. But I do lunge.
I'm an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in some Ikea
instructions. You're going to need to disassemble that and do it
again. No, that's not...no...take a break. Don't get angry. Have a
I'm a big fan of snacks.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have an AAS in Film and Video Communications and I'm transferring
in to the University of British Columbia as a third year as
Creative Writing major.
I fence with the UBC fencing club with foil, and less adeptly, with
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
winning this game over and over again
That said, the best writing program in Canada let me in, and I'm
starting in the fall, so I must be doing something right.
- Disappearing into myself, especially when I'm out in the
-Letting my social anxiety run away with me, babbling to cover my
insecurity, and saying the first thing that comes to mind which is
usually something calculated to make me appear tough and
- Emphatically oversharing my abrasive and inflexible opinions on
ideology, ethics and craft.
- Cooking. Been my day job off and on since I started working. I'm
currently a cook at a west side slightly WASPy Italian restaurant
where I am improving the food. For my friends I cook all manner of
things- sushi is a hobby, and I am all about the perfectly cooked
sirloin steak. I want to get better at curries and southern
- fencing. Though I don't know if I'm "really good". I'm really
good at hitting people with my fencing bag whenever I'm on public
transit. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not actually a person, but a series of well executed amateur
That I look different in each of those photographs.
I am a shapeshifter.
Also, I talk often and well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This isn't even an exhaustive list, and you can skip it, but I
think it demonstrates that I like a lot of cool shit.
Sophie's Choice - Lolita - The Sisters Brothers - A Song of Ice and
Fire - Fight Club - Assassination Vacation - The Wordy Shipmates -
Barrel Fever - Naked - Santaland Diaries - Dress Your Family in
Courderoy and Denim - Me Talk Pretty One Day - When You Are
Engulfed in Flames - Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk - Let's Explore
Diabetes With Owls - Harry Potter et al- The Lord of the Rings -
Silence of the Lambs - Hannibal - Mossflower - Sherlock Holmes et
al - Kitchen Confidential - Medium Raw - House of Leaves - Maus - V
For Vendetta - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The Conversation - Manchurian Candidate -Clerks -Sophie's Choice
-Bonnie and Clyde - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory -
Dangerous Liaisons - Inglorious Basterds - The Godfather pt 1 and 2
- Donnie Darko - The Departed -Ghostbusters - Cabaret - Amelie - A
Clockwork Orange - Pan's Labyrinth - Alien - Catch Me If You Can -
American Beauty - The Big Lebowski - Leon: The Professional -
Apocalypse Now - Goodfellas - Silence of the Lambs - Hannibal -
Traffic - Chicago - Snatch - Hot Fuzz - Shaun of the Dead - Batman
Returns - The Dark Knight - Schindler's List - The Shining - RED -
No Country For Old Men - Heat -The Rocky Horror Picture Show
-Little Miss Sunshine - Sleepy Hollow - Amadeus - Gangs of New York
- V for Vendetta - Men In Black - The Lord of the Rings - In the
Loop - Finding Nemo - The Usual Suspects - Up - Despicable Me -
The Wire - Hannibal - Rome - The Sopranos - Deadwood - Six Feet
Under - Game of Thrones - True Blood - Buffy the Vampire Slayer -
60 Minutes - The Thick of It - Sherlock - Life - Planet Earth - No
Reservations - Parts Unknown - Forever Knight - The Daily Show -
The Colbert Report - Mythbusters - South Park -Batman the Animated
Series - The Simpsons - Orange is the New Black - The West
David Bowie - Depeche Mode - Tim Minchin - The Blow - Nirvana -
Pearl Jam - Visqueen - Amy Winehouse - The Smiths - The Presidents
of the United States - The Rolling Stones - The Beatles -
Macklemore - Mackleless - Ray Charles - Frank Sinatra - Ella
Fitzgerald - The Ramones - Madeleine Peyroux - Tom Waits - The
Talking Heads - Sublime - The Postal Service - - Modest Mouse -
Death Cab - Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young - Neil Young - Joni
Mitchell - Black Eyed Peas - Dropkick Murphys - Great Big C - Adele
- Coldplay - Violent Femmes - Cage the Elephant - Queen - Radiohead
- Dead Milkmen - Led Zepplin - Mumford and Sons - Flogging Molly -
The White Stripes - The Cure - Bob Dylan - Johnny Cash - Gogol
Bordello - Pink Floyd - Regina Spektor - The Clash
All of it.
In my face.
That's where it belongs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
ipod classic 80 GB - black
contigo water bottle
annual bus pass
hamilton, cromwell, walsingham and bess (epee, dry foil , wet foil,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. Politics. Injustice. Foreign policy. History. Cookery
and theatre. The future of television, radio and film. I listen to
a LOT of podcasts. Right now I'm thinking hard about how to be as
diverse a writer as possible, become successful at shopping
screenplays or short stories, and to get out of cooking in kitchens
full of intellectually lazy bro chefs who see fit to talk about
their dicks but then fire me for not skipping class to come
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually in the process of trying to find a good, dependable place
to write, preferably with booths. I really like booths.
Either that or recovering from the combo effect of Thursday night
fencing and drinking with fencers. Also board gaming which I only
really started getting into a year ago. I like Betrayal. And
Avalon. And Sheriff of Nottingham. So many more.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
To quote David Sedaris, I have been informed by several reliable
sources that I tend to exhaust people. What I'm really looking for
is someone who is ideologically and ethically similar to me, but
calmer and less neurotic. In other words, someone who might be a
good, relaxing influence on me. I'm not always that good at being
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Yes. If you actually need to enjoy the company of the person you're
with, regardless of whether or not the sex is just a one time
hookup or limited engagement.
No, if you have to lead someone on to get off. Just be up front
about wanting to get off.
You like ladies with some squish. No apologies here. None.
If you really want to improve your chances with me or any other
lady on this site, listen to the second act of this episode of This
American Life about Aziz Ansari's social experiments on what kind
of messages evoke positive responses from women
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