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StnCldJaneAustn

25 M Pasadena, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:46pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Dropped out of Ph.D program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I can pinpoint the exact moment to put Ignition Remix on at a party, which is probably my best quality.

If you don't like Love Shack that is an IMMEDIATE deal breaker.
What I’m doing with my life
Recovering from a super gnarly concussion and living with six brilliant scientists. I craft ornate and delicious cakes when the occasion calls.
I’m really good at
categorically memorizing the lyrics to rap hits from the late 90's and early 00's and, by extension, karaoke. Flipping omelets with no spatula. Tying my shoes on one foot. Buying produce and forgetting to use it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I fear that a lot of the time it's the fact that my fly is down. I have a *TERRIBLE* habit of not zipping my fly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Moby Dick, Sons and Lovers, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Charlie the Caterpillar

Movies: This is Spinal Tap, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Wall-E, Rushmore, My Neighbor Totoro

TV: The Simpsons, Arrested Development, Kids in the Hall

Music: The Replacements, Sonic Youth, Pixies, Minor Threat, Wu-Tang Clan, Superchunk, Fugazi, Nas, The Feelies, Outkast, Descendents, Yeezy, MJ, and that "I'll Make a Man out of You" song from Mulan. Marvin. Motown. Etta, etc.

Food: I can't even describe in words how much I love food. Except cottage cheese. Cottage cheese is what you get when you put an old person in a blender.
The six things I could never do without
My bicycles, my pals, caramelized onions, terrible puns, sunscreen, and heavily distorted electric guitars
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The worst jokes you could ever imagine. And cream cheese frosting. AND buttercream frosting. Basically any kind of frosting.
On a typical Friday night I am
making whatever situation I'm in as much fun as humanly possible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cried at the end of E.T... when we watched it in school........ in the ninth grade.

My first kiss was from a sea lion at the aquarium when I was 8.

I know the lyrics to a hefty portion of the Little Mermaid soundtrack, including Part of Your World.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're at least 5'10", because I'm 5'7" and I like to wear heels when I go out. More importantly, if you're the kind of person who buys lemonade from kids with no regard for how much money is in your pocket or how thirsty you are.

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