I love Werther's, I've had hip surgery, and I'm only 26.
Voted Most Likely to Brighten Your Day. If you don't like Love Shack that's an IMMEDIATE deal-breaker.
What I’m doing with my life
Teaching math, coaching wrestling, flailing about helplessly and wondering if I'm doing the right thing at every single moment of every single day. Eating a ridiculous amount of food, too.
I’m really good at
going to absolutely absurd lengths to entertain a karaoke crowd and chatting up strangers. I also make lavish, ornate cakes for my friends on their birthdays. Did I mention that I'm an ex Divison 1 wrestler? Welcome to my life of ludicrous contrasts.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Who is this box-shaped human being and why is he so loud?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Simpsons and lots of no-name punk bands are very, very important to me. Also the WWE. That's non-negotiable. As far as food goes...
Cantalope, mangos, coconut macarons, sauerbraten on a cold November Sunday, the runniest fried eggs, roasted garlic on anything, dark chocolate at 1 a.m. in your undies where the only light anywhere is from the open refrigerator, the ramen at Daikokuya with the rendered backfat in the broth, crispy skin from a freshly roasted chicken, and don't even get me STARTED on the holiday-themed Reese's.
The six things I could never do without
Family and friends are a given, so:
Wrestling mat, Kitchenaid stand mixer, chocolate milk, top 40 rap
hits from '99-'03, The Simpson Seasons 3-8, and my big dumb smile
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My new baby niece, the most wonderful thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
I also have super-duper-duper left wing politics, so I am constantly re-examining my role in societal power structures and what small role I can play in helping to decentralize the oppressive forces in our society and make the world a better place to live in for marginalized people.
On a typical Friday night I am
making whatever situation I'm in as much fun as humanly possible. I
love to dance and sing karaoke, and I'm a social butterfly so I
much prefer revelry to Netflix. I'm totally fine with nights in as
long as there's good people around.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was in O-Town.
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