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26 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:17am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Dropped out of Ph.D program
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Voted Most Likely to Brighten Your Day. If you don't like Love Shack that's an IMMEDIATE deal-breaker.

Recent (verbatim) text from my mom: "Colin Furth (spelling ) could b u in 30 years. So funny , handsome , and could care less what others think. Better put, u could be him. Cracking up on jimmy Fallon tonight." So I got that going for me. I guess.
What I’m doing with my life
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Adjunct college math professor by day, food fiend by night. I'm extremely committed to empowering people of all stripes, so I'm tryin' to figure out a way to brighten lives in my little corner of the world every single day. I also spend absurd amounts of time training, coaching and competing in wrestling and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. And lifting. I'm such an endearing bro though, I swear!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
going to absolutely absurd lengths to entertain a karaoke crowd and chatting up strangers. I also make amazing dance playlists for them parties... did I mention that I'm an ex Divison 1 wrestler? Welcome to my life of ludicrous contrasts.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Who is this box-shaped human being and why is he so loud"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a library of Simpsons quotes, and I'm really into East Coast hip hop, all kinds of punk, and Motown but let's save the rest for a conversation, yeah? I can talk for days about food, though:

Cantalope, mangos, coconut macarons, sauerbraten on a cold November Sunday, the runniest fried eggs, roasted garlic on anything, dark chocolate at 1 a.m. in your undies where the only light anywhere is from the open refrigerator, the ramen at Daikokuya with the rendered backfat in the broth, crispy skin from a freshly roasted chicken, and don't even get me STARTED on the holiday-themed Reese's.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family and friends are a given, so:

Wrestling mat, Kitchenaid stand mixer, chocolate milk, top 40 rap hits from '99-'03, The Simpson Seasons 3-8, and my big dumb smile
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My new baby niece, the most wonderful thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

I actually think a lot about social justice and why most men don't recognize that they're entitled, overgrown babies. I'm trying to do everything I can to understand and help the marginalized, and this mentality is super-duper important to me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
making whatever situation I'm in as much fun as humanly possible. I love to dance and sing karaoke, and I'm a social butterfly so I much prefer revelry to Netflix. I'm totally fine with nights in as long as there's good people around.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was in O-Town.
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Also, if you wanna try acro-yoga or have an Iron Chef battle?