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Stoney89

25 M Denver, CO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Transportation
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Russian (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Who am I, Well I suppose some would consider me an interesting person, perhaps even next to godly. Now as sure as I will accept that, thats just not the truth. Fact is, I'm just a guy, like a neighbor or even a school counsoler at times. Rest assured however, at the end of the day I enjoy a good laugh, or maybe even fire off the potato canon some random direction into the neighborhood. Life is all about chance after all. It has been said I have a "heart of gold under a rough and rugged bad ass exterior." Now, as true as this may be, My interests are simple, I'm not that interesting, unless you have an interest in slightly uninteresting people.

My point is that everyone should have some certain guidelines to live their lives by, or a code of honor if you will. I'm not too sure what mine are specifically, but I do know that i will never turn down an opportunity to use a chainsaw and I have stolen all the silverware I own from restaurants. I think it's possible to have a good time with anything, but I just prefer cars and guns. when a boy finally becomes a man is when he can fix his own stuff. I think my 30 or so chest hairs speak for themselves...

If you were able to make it through that non-sense, and found it even a little entertaining, good for you!
What I’m doing with my life
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Working two jobs, six days a week, totaling about 70 hours... So there is that... Just tryin to stack paper in an attempt to puchace some sweet worldly possessions (house and car parts)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Destroying and creating masterpieces, remembering lines from movies, and I do an excellent Christopher Walken
The first things people usually notice about me
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Mostly my "German Shepherd" like appearance with my 5 o'clock shadow and overall manly stature..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: I LOVE movies, action, comedy, action comedy, chick flicks (I know)
A few favorites are A Bronx Tale, Godfather 1&2, Goodfellas, American History X, Gone in 60 seconds, Fast and The Furious (all except the second one), 8 seconds, joe dirt, Good Fellas, Fight Club, Smokey and the Bandit.

Shows: I watch alot of discovery and history.

Music: Litte bit of everything but mostly country and rock. a few favorites are: Chris LeDoux, Buddy Holly, Hank Williams, Hank III, Gary Alan, jerry reed, Johnny Cash, Brooks&Dunn, John Anderson, Brantley Gilbert, Brad Paisly,Kid Rock, Static-X, Disturbed, Saliva, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Louis Prima, BBVD, Everlast, Social Distortion.

Food: Anything good if i dont know what it is i probly wont eat it. I love Italian, Mexican, American, Chinese, and of course some GOOD BBQ, I am a bit of a foodie and an pretty good cook.

Books: I like william faulkner, I love comedy books, or books by comedians, Jim Norton's books were phenomenal. I like to read its just finding the time to do it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cars, Friends, Family, Music, Humor, Food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my future, Cars, girls, alot of randomness
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I never know until I'm doing it
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I REALLY REALLY dislike cats, I will be cordial to them, I will not dislike you if you have one, I love animals but I think cats are from another planet, they stink up the house, they scratch up furniture, they aren't loyal like dogs are, they look at you like there better than you. In my opinion they are just smug, snooty, piece of shit animals... Plus I'm allergic. I apologize if this offends you and I apologize for my colorful chose of words.
You should message me if
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If you are loyal and honest those are big ones for me, You see something that got your attention, if you think we got something in common, if you are willing to have a conversation. DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU DO ANY DRUGS!!!! POT INCLUDED!!!! and if your a big girl... no offence, just not what i'm into. I am drama free, I refuse to let relationships stress me out, I don't like games, I want a girl who can be straight foreword with me. I'm not looking to jump into a relationship right off the bat, I need time to get to know somebody, I'm VERY picky about the women I let into my life.

I think I've rambled incessantly long enough, if I left anything out just ask.