Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Who am I, Well I suppose some would consider me an interesting
person, perhaps even next to godly. Now as sure as I will accept
that, thats just not the truth. Fact is, I'm just a guy, like a
neighbor or even a school counsoler at times. Rest assured however,
at the end of the day I enjoy a good laugh, or maybe even fire off
the potato canon some random direction into the neighborhood. Life
is all about chance after all. It has been said I have a "heart of
gold under a rough and rugged bad ass exterior." Now, as true as
this may be, My interests are simple, I'm not that interesting,
unless you have an interest in slightly uninteresting people.
My point is that everyone should have some certain guidelines to
live their lives by, or a code of honor if you will. I'm not too
sure what mine are specifically, but I do know that i will never
turn down an opportunity to use a chainsaw and I have stolen all
the silverware I own from restaurants. I think it's possible to
have a good time with anything, but I just prefer cars and guns.
when a boy finally becomes a man is when he can fix his own stuff.
I think my 30 or so chest hairs speak for themselves...
If you were able to make it through that non-sense, and found it
even a little entertaining, good for you!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Getting my shit together and working my ass off to do it, I have my
life pretty well in order.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Destroying and creating masterpieces, remembering lines from
movies, and I do an excellent Christopher Walken
The first things people usually notice about me
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Mostly my "German Shepherd" like appearance with my 5 o'clock
shadow and overall manly stature..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: I LOVE movies, action, comedy, action comedy,
A few favorites are A Bronx Tale, Godfather 1&2, Goodfellas,
American History X, Gone in 60 seconds, Fast and The Furious (all
except the second one), 8 seconds, joe dirt, Good Fellas, Fight
Club, Smokey and the Bandit.
Music: Mostly country and rock
Food: Anything good if i dont know what it is i probly wont eat it.
I love Italian, Mexican, American, Chinese, and of course some GOOD
BBQ, I am a bit of a foodie and an pretty good cook.
Books: I like william faulkner, I love comedy books, or books by
comedians, Jim Norton's books were phenomenal. I like to read its
just finding the time to do it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cars, Friends, Family, Music, Humor, Food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my future, Cars, girls, alot of randomness
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I never know until I'm doing it
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I REALLY REALLY dislike cats, I will be cordial to them, I will not
dislike you if you have one, I love animals but I think cats are
from another planet, they stink up the house, they scratch up
furniture, they aren't loyal like dogs are, they look at you like
there better than you. In my opinion they are just smug, snooty,
piece of shit animals... Plus I'm allergic. I apologize if this
offends you and I apologize for my colorful chose of words.
You should message me if
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If you are loyal and honest those are big ones for me, You see
something that got your attention, if you think we got something in
common, if you are willing to have a conversation. DO NOT MESSAGE
ME IF YOU DO ANY DRUGS!!!! POT INCLUDED!!!! and if your a big
girl... no offence, just not what i'm into. I am drama free, I
refuse to let relationships stress me out, I don't like games, I
want a girl who can be straight foreword with me. I'm not looking
to jump into a relationship right off the bat, I need time to get
to know somebody, I'm VERY picky about the women I let into my
I think I've rambled incessantly long enough, if I left anything
out just ask.
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