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Stoofuss253

27 Tarzana, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Straight up, no bullshit-kind-of-guy. I like to use the exact amount of words I need to use, and not much more... unless I can throw in a hilarious vulgarity or two.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Testing iPhone and Android apps for the Fox Network. Sounds cool-- but it's just a lot of watching "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" on mute to make sure the closed-captions work... which I guess is kinda cool.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, making people laugh, retaining useless information about Corey Feldman's career, identifying stains.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Blue eyes. Pale skin. ROBOT HANDS!!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite Authors: Bukowski, Harlan Ellison, Bret Easton Ellis, Charles Willeford, Elmore Leonard, Flannery O'Connor

Favorite Movies: True Romance, American Splendor, Pulp Fiction, Friday the 13th Part 4, American Movie, River's Edge, Buffalo '66

Favorite Shows: Breaking Bad, Twilight Zone (1950's)

Favorite Music: Neutral Milk Hotel, The Mr. T Experience, NOFX, Dillinger Four, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Elliott Smith, Modest Mouse

Favorite Food: Sandwiches
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Comic Books
Fine Scotch
My record player
"Spaced" on DVD
Pulp novels
My family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That scene in "Lost Boys" where Corey Haim is going to bed and they cut to that shot of a poster of a shirtless Rob Lowe on the wall-- I mean, why does he even have that?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking with friends, watching stupid movies, polishing my hadron collider.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was the one that got Four Loko taken off the market. Sorry, guys.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-If you actually wanna have a legitimate conversation.
-You crave truth
-You found my wallet (because I really need it back!)