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Stoofuss253

27 M Tarzana, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:53pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Straight up, no bullshit-kind-of-guy. I like to use the exact amount of words I need to use, and not much more... unless I can throw in a hilarious vulgarity or two.

You wanna keep me interested? Keep a good conversation.
What I’m doing with my life
Working as a freelance illustrator (comic books, storyboards, etc.) and ever fading in and out of the non-profit scene.
I’m really good at
Drawing, making people laugh, retaining useless information about Corey Feldman's career, identifying stains.
The first things people usually notice about me
Blue eyes. Pale skin. ROBOT HANDS!!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Authors: Bukowski, Harlan Ellison, Bret Easton Ellis, Charles Willeford, Elmore Leonard, Flannery O'Connor

Favorite Movies: True Romance, American Splendor, Pulp Fiction, Friday the 13th Part 4, American Movie, River's Edge, Buffalo '66

Favorite Shows: Breaking Bad, Twilight Zone (1950's)

Favorite Music: Neutral Milk Hotel, The Mr. T Experience, NOFX, Dillinger Four, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Elliott Smith, Modest Mouse

Favorite Food: Sandwiches
The six things I could never do without
Comic Books
Fine Scotch
My record player
"Spaced" on DVD
Pulp novels
My family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
That scene in "Lost Boys" where Corey Haim is going to bed and they cut to that shot of a poster of a shirtless Rob Lowe on the wall-- I mean, why does he even have that?
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking with friends, watching stupid movies, polishing my hadron collider.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was the one that got Four Loko taken off the market. Sorry, guys.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-If you actually wanna have a legitimate conversation.
-You crave truth
-You found my wallet (because I really need it back!)