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Stoopac

38 M Gresham, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The 9 things you want to know about me:

1. I am "the funny guy" and will do my best to try to get you to laugh.

2. My best friend and I create hilarious comedy every other week. (comedypodcast.net)

3. The picture of me on the nude beach is recent, I like going and really like going with other people.

4. I really like talking about ideas and breaking down the world.

5. I love cuddling.

6. By nature I am very curious and I want to find out more about the world and the people in it.

7. I have a car, a good-paying job, and all of my teeth.

8. I do my best to follow the 4 Agreements.

9. I juggle badly but yo-yo pretty good!

That was easy to read through, right? I am also incredibly open, so if you have a question, just ask. :-)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I created a comedy podcast with my best friend (who I actually met on OKC). It is sketch comedy you watch with your ears and it is my favorite thing right now:

ComedyPodcast.net

I am also really good at my job, which involves helping people get better at their jobs. It can be very rewarding. :-)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Letting someone else have the last bite of something yummy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I probably look like someone you know. There is some sort of genetic template that I am a part of.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
For everything, my genres are as follows:

Sci-Fi
Comedy
Horror
Drama

I am really into self-improvement and will always have something I'm reading.

My favorite music-makers of all time are:

The Afghan Whigs
The Catherine Wheel
And always David Bowie
Although right now I'm listening to a lot of Pop stuff. I mean, I am so fancy...

This used to be a more fleshed-out section, but someone on the site copied it and now I feel violated.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- My car (because I'm in it, a lot)
- My bed (I'm not in it enough)
- Audible.com
- My cast-iron cook wear.
- My podcast (comedypodcast.net)
- Real, true intimacy both physically and emotionally.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Evolution. I know, weird right? But I don't think about evolution going backwards, I think about how things are going to affect us in future generations. I can go hours on that.

The other thing I think about far too much are relationships and how to make them better. All of them. I am trying to figure it out, maybe we could discuss our theories on stuff?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either pizza and a movie with my kids or doing my best to find the fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Every time I am in bed, I look up and see how dusty my ceiling fan is and I feel some degree of shame about it. It's been months, and I still haven't cleaned it, because as soon as I get out of bed i forget about it. It grosses me out, but it's instant amnesia when it isn't right in front of me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are not a slave to the misoginistic social concept that the man always has to initiate. Super sexy for a girl to initiate, by the way.

You have a desire to go out with someone who is curteous, kind, complimentary and entertaining.

You like to laugh and hopefully like to get me to laugh.

There is a desire to ravage my body... ;-)