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Stoopac

39 Gresham, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:16am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Status
Single
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am actually going to let my comedy partner and bestie Alisha finish my profile for me:

"This is not a self-summary. This is Alisha, Stu's bestie without testies and his partner on his podcast- Sketch Comedy Podcast Show. I asked him if I could write a few words about him as his wing-gal in hopes of finding him better dates. So here it goes!

Stu is hilarious and incredibly intelligent. He is the first one you call when you have a funny story to share or need a shoulder to cry on. He is nice to a fault. Cliche I know, but so very true. Stuart just wants everyone to be happy (being the humanist that he is), so he bends over backwards to make happiness come to fruition. He just spent the last hour of his Friday evening talking with me about evolution and relationships. All that after going to "Guardians of the Galaxy" (which he loved). He has kiddos that are super-amazing, but he's done in that department.

Again, as his wing-girl I approve of this message. I wouldn't be friends with someone that wrote in third-person."

Listen to our award-winning podcast here!:
http://bit.ly/SCPShow
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making people laugh with "Sketch Comedy Podcast Show".

Also, I have a day job that is fun and rewarding and I get to help people improve their income potential and their lives while helping other people. It's kind of amazing, actually.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening and story-telling. Not at the same time. I am also good at other things.

This is what OKC said about me... Seems somewhat legit:
http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGLM&g=1&o=1
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That my head has a nice shape. Oh, and people said nice things about my new glasses!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This section just feels so dumb and useless, but I guess it's good for self-SEO, so I will just write a huge list of things that I expect no one to read, but might come up in a search or something:

The Four Agreements, Key & Peele, Nick Hornsby, Star Trek, Marvel > DC, Game of Thrones, Amy Schumer, Doctor Who, The Hitchhiker's Guide, Catherine Wheel, Afghan Whigs, David Bowie, X-Files, J. D. Salinger, John Scalzi, Ryan Adams, Battlestar Galactica, Cards Against Humanity, Saturday Night Live, Douglas Coupland, The Martian, Apple, e.e. cummings, Batman, Michio Kaku, Neil Gaiman, Freakonomics, Chris Hardwick, Office Space, Beck

More will come to me I'm sure. But I will watch, listen, read anything that is good. Anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Physical and emotional intimacy (I will look you in the eyes)
Sketch Comedy Podcast Show
Audible
The Four Agreements

...actually, I think I'm good with these four, maybe I'll save the last two for later. :-)

Oh, Emojis. That's five. One more for later then.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I like to think about how to improve things, how people are going to change and be different going forward and probably what your hair smells like.

And new, wonderful ways to pleasure my partner. Yes, you will benefit from them. ;-)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Half are spent trying to figure out something to do with my kids, the other half are open to whatever magical event the world has in store.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There are two careers I would love to pursuit:

1. Professional Cuddler - I experienced a professional cuddle and I am completely sold. It is an intense experience that is ultimately satisfying and the best part is that sex is taken off of the table. I loved it. Since my professional cuddler was complimentary to my cuddle, I think I would like to do it professionally too!

2. Robot Psychologist - We might, if I like you and trust you, get into why I believe this will be a very hot, very important subset of psychology within our lifetimes.

Here's the thing: I am not joking about either of these. That's why it's mainly private.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Did you listen to my podcast? If yes, then let me know what you think, good or bad. :-)

I'm becoming quite a bit of a free-spirit and want to find someone who wants to be free with me. There is a lot of world and experiences we can experience and I want to get as many as possible under my belt. Let's get weird. :-)