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Stoopac

39 Gresham, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 6:36am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Status
Single
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Love. Thank you. You are a good person. Nice. Happy. Content. Relaxed. Love.

Feel pretty good? Me too. Now you can keep reading...

I want to find the person or people that I can be the weirdest version of myself with the weirdest version of themselves and be not just OK, but excited about that. Let's get weird.*

I have a podcast that I do with my best friend, Alisha, that I met here on OKC. It is called "Sketch Comedy Podcast Show" and every other week we produce a half-hour comedy show, sort of like "Key & Peele" or "Inside Amy Schumer" or "Carol Burnett"; I think we are somewhere in between those shows.

I am actually going to let Alisha finish my profile for me:

"This is not a self-summary. This is Alisha, Stu's bestie without testies and his partner on his podcast- Sketch Comedy Podcast Show. I asked him if I could write a few words about him as his wing-gal in hopes of finding him better dates. So here it goes!

Stu is hilarious and incredibly intelligent. He is the first one you call when you have a funny story to share or need a shoulder to cry on. He is nice to a fault. Cliche I know, but so very true. Stuart just wants everyone to be happy (being the humanist that he is), so he bends over backwards to make happiness come to fruition. He just spent the last hour of his Friday evening talking with me about evolution and relationships. All that after going to "Guardians of the Galaxy" (which he loved). He has kiddos that are super-amazing, but he's done in that department.

Again, as his wing-girl I approve of this message. I wouldn't be friends with someone that wrote in third-person."

* and I don't mean merely sexually. That might be a thing too, but I want the person I am with to feel comfortable being whomever they are and adores me for being who I am.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making people laugh with "Sketch Comedy Podcast Show". It's an Internet comedy show I co-write and co-star in with my friend Alisha. You can find it here: bit.ly/SCPShow

Also, I have a day job that is fun and rewarding and I get to help people improve their income potential and their lives while helping other people. It's kind of amazing, actually.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening and story-telling. Not at the same time. I am also good at other things.

This is what OKC said about me... Seems somewhat legit:
http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGLM&g=1&o=1
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That my head has a nice shape. Oh, and my sugalumps.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This section just feels so dumb and useless, but I guess it's good for self-SEO, so I will just write a huge list of things that I expect no one to read, but might come up in a search or something:

The Four Agreements, Key & Peele, Nick Hornsby, Star Trek, Marvel > DC, Game of Thrones, Amy Schumer, Doctor Who, The Hitchhiker's Guide, Catherine Wheel, Afghan Whigs, David Bowie, X-Files, J. D. Salinger, John Scalzi, Ryan Adams, Battlestar Galactica, Cards Against Humanity, Saturday Night Live, Douglas Coupland, The Martian, Apple, e.e. cummings, Batman, Michio Kaku, Neil Gaiman, Freakonomics, Chris Hardwick, Office Space, Beck

More will come to me I'm sure. But I will watch, listen, read anything that is good. Anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Physical and emotional intimacy (I will look you in the eyes)
Sketch Comedy Podcast Show
Audible
The Four Agreements

...actually, I think I'm good with these four, maybe I'll save the last two for later. :-)

Oh, Emojis. That's five. One more for later then.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I like to think about how to improve things, how people are going to change and be different going forward and probably what your hair smells like.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Half are spent trying to figure out something to do with my kids, the other half are open to whatever magical event the world has in store.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There are two careers I would love to pursuit:

1. Professional Cuddler - I experienced a professional cuddle and I am completely sold. It is an intense experience that is ultimately satisfying and the best part is that sex is taken off of the table. I loved it. Since my professional cuddler was complimentary to my cuddle, I think I would like to do it professionally too!

2. Robot Psychologist - We might, if I like you and trust you, get into why I believe this will be a very hot, very important subset of psychology within our lifetimes.

Here's the thing: I am not joking about either of these. That's why it's mainly private.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You would like to be the weirdest version of yourself without any judgement.

If you notice above I have checked everything. I have no idea what our relationship is going to be, so let's figure that stuff out after we meet. I'm open to pretty much everything.

You like to laugh, or have interesting conversations in person. Our first meeting is going to be in public at a coffee place for, at most, like an hour, so there is little that can go wrong. And, if you don't like me, bolt! If that's the case, you never have to talk to me again! Low-risk and I will probably buy your Chai. :-)

If you are way into the following areas: Podcasts and/or Podcasting, Comedy, Artificial Intelligence, Technology, Evolution, or anything else that is actually nerdy and you need an outlet for discussion.