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Stoopac

39 Gresham, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So far no one that I have ever met has tried to kill me. Evidently I am likeable enough to thwart murder.

You could possibly find someone funnier, better-looking and smarter than me, but maybe not in the same person. Maybe you could, but who wants to date Frankenstein's monster? I am far more cuddly and I am appropriately afraid of fire.

I like to entertain people with my stories. I have some really great ones from the nude beach.

I have a podcast that I do with my best friend, Alisha, that I met here on OKC. It is called "Sketch Comedy Podcast Show" and every other week we produce a half-hour comedy show, sort of like "Key & Peele" or "Inside Amy Schumer"; I think we are somewhere in between those two shows.

I am actually going to let Alisha finish my profile for me:

"This is not a self-summary. This is Alisha, Stu's bestie without testies and his partner on his podcast- Sketch Comedy Podcast Show. I asked him if I could write a few words about him as his wing-gal in hopes of finding him better dates. So here it goes!

Stu is hilarious and incredibly intelligent. He is the first one you call when you have a funny story to share or need a shoulder to cry on. He is nice to a fault. Cliche I know, but so very true. Stuart just wants everyone to be happy (being the humanist that he is), so he bends over backwards to make happiness come to fruition. He just spent the last hour of his Friday evening talking with me about evolution and relationships. All that after going to "Guardians of the Galaxy" (which he loved). He has kiddos that are super-amazing, but he's done in that department.

Again, as his wing-girl I approve of this message. I wouldn't be friends with someone that wrote in third-person."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making people laugh with "Sketch Comedy Podcast Show". It's an Internet comedy show I co-write and co-star in with my friend Alisha. You can find it here: bit.ly/SCPShow

Also, I have a day job that is fun and rewarding and I get to help people improve their income potential and their lives while helping other people. It's kind of amazing, actually.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening and story-telling. Not at the same time. I am also good at other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That my head has a nice shape. Oh, and my sugalumps.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This section just feels so dumb and useless, but I guess it's good for self-SEO, so I will just write a huge list of things that I expect no one to read, but might come up in a search or something:

The Four Agreements, Key & Peele, Nick Hornsby, Star Trek, Marvel > DC, Game of Thrones, Amy Schumer, Doctor Who, The Hitchhiker's Guide, Catherine Wheel, Afghan Whigs, David Bowie, X-Files, J. D. Salinger, John Scalzi, Ryan Adams, Battlestar Galactica, Cards Against Humanity, Saturday Night Live, Douglas Coupland, The Martian, Apple, e.e. cummings, Batman, Michio Kaku, Neil Gaiman, Freakonomics, Chris Hardwick, Office Space, Beck

More will come to me I'm sure. But I will watch, listen, read anything that is good. Anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Physical intimacy
Sketch Comedy Podcast Show
Audible
Cast-iron cookware
Apple things
The Four Agreements
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I like to think about how to improve things, how people are going to change and be different going forward and what you and I will be doing later.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Creating events by participating in life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a terrible first kiss guy. After that it is pretty spectacular. I have references.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I probably sent you a message, so you could just tell me if you like me or if you don't

If you don't, let me know what was the turn-off. Whatever it is. I'm a grown-ass man, I can take it and it would help me out so much.