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38 M Gresham, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The 9 things you want to know about me:

1. I am "the funny guy" and will do my best to try to get you to laugh.

2. My best friend and I create hilarious comedy every other week. (

3. The picture of me on the nude beach is recent, I like going and really like going with other people.

4. I really like talking about ideas and breaking down the world.

5. I love cuddling.

6. By nature I am very curious and I want to find out more about the world and the people in it.

7. I have a car, a good-paying job, and all of my teeth.

8. I do my best to follow the 4 Agreements.

9. I juggle badly but yo-yo pretty good!

That was easy to read through, right? I am also incredibly open, so if you have a question, just ask. :-)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I created a comedy podcast with my best friend (who I actually met on OKC). It is sketch comedy you watch with your ears and it is my favorite thing right now:

I am also really good at my job, which involves helping people get better at their jobs. It can be very rewarding. :-)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Letting someone else have the last bite of something yummy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I probably look like someone you know. There is some sort of genetic template that I am a part of.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
For everything, my genres are as follows:


I am really into self-improvement and will always have something I'm reading.

My favorite music-makers of all time are:

The Afghan Whigs
The Catherine Wheel
And always David Bowie
Although right now I'm listening to a lot of Pop stuff. I mean, I am so fancy...

This used to be a more fleshed-out section, but someone on the site copied it and now I feel violated.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- My car (because I'm in it, a lot)
- My bed (I'm not in it enough)
- My cast-iron cook wear.
- My podcast (
- Real, true intimacy both physically and emotionally.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Evolution. I know, weird right? But I don't think about evolution going backwards, I think about how things are going to affect us in future generations. I can go hours on that.

The other thing I think about far too much are relationships and how to make them better. All of them. I am trying to figure it out, maybe we could discuss our theories on stuff?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either pizza and a movie with my kids or doing my best to find the fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Every time I am in bed, I look up and see how dusty my ceiling fan is and I feel some degree of shame about it. It's been months, and I still haven't cleaned it, because as soon as I get out of bed i forget about it. It grosses me out, but it's instant amnesia when it isn't right in front of me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are not a slave to the misoginistic social concept that the man always has to initiate. Super sexy for a girl to initiate, by the way.

You have a desire to go out with someone who is curteous, kind, complimentary and entertaining.

You like to laugh and hopefully like to get me to laugh.

There is a desire to ravage my body... ;-)