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Stoopac

39 Gresham, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 28–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is not a self-summary. This is Alisha, Stu's bestie without testies and his partner on his podcast- Sketch Comedy Podcast Show. I asked him if I could write a few words about him as his wing-gal in hopes of finding him better dates. So here it goes!

Stu is hilarious and incredibly intelligent. He is the first one you call when you have a funny story to share or need a shoulder to cry on. He is nice to a fault. Cliche I know, but so very true. Stuart just wants everyone to be happy (being the humanist that he is), so he bends over backwards to make happiness come to fruition. He just spent the last hour of his Friday evening talking with me about evolution and relationships. All that after going to "Guardians of the Galaxy" (which he loved). He has kiddos that are super-amazing, but he's done in that department.

Again, as his wing-girl I approve of this message. I wouldn't be friends with someone that wrote in third-person.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Stuart likes his job and is good at it. He is raising his kiddos in amazing fashion, even though he always questions himself (as most parents do, I suppose). He dreams of eradicating suffering for all- not in a Miss America 'world peace' kind of way, but in a 'learn to work through mental crisis'' kind of way. See his own summary below…..

By day I am a corporate sales trainer for professional salespeople. It's a killer job and I love it.

By night I am an Internet comedy sensation. Serious! Check me out with my good friend on our award winning podcast "Sketch Comedy Podcast Show" at http://comedypodcast.net

I'm hoping to make the night job my day job.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Always answering calls/texts. Seriously, if he's not into you, he won't avoid the conversation, he'll embrace it as a learning opportunity.
Being a dad.
Being hilarious.
Listening to your ideas/thoughts and finding a way to disagree with them without putting you down or hurting your feelings.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This story of Stuart's I'm leaving because it's amazing…
Instead of doing the normal "my eyes" or "my hair part" I am going to regale you with this little ditty that I swear to you is 100% true:

This year I participated in the Naked Bike Race in Portland. It was my first time and yes, I went completely nude. It was awesome, there were nearly 10,000 people there and it was the greatest feeling to be completely naked and riding my bike down the street. The party at the end of the ride also sounded awesome, but when I got there I realized that I was, oh how to put this, older... By a lot. So, we packed our stuff and rode home (it was an awesome journey that nearly had my friend and I breaking up a street fight, but that is not this story).

The next day, I evidently did not get enough public nudity and decided to take my first trip to the nude beach. I went to Rooster Rock because I knew there was a nude beach there because I took my kids on a hike and they pointed out the naked people (awkward). It was a nice day and I was pretty excited (not THAT way) so I grabbed my towel, my mini pillow and my book and took the little hike onto the beach.

Unfortunately, it was my first time really at the nude beach at Rooster Rock, so I didn't know where to go, and the beach was actually closed off. I wandered around a bit and finally found a spot near the path. It was on an incline, so I put my head at the top of the incline and my feet were close to the path. It was a nice spot, but I realized soon enough that this was also a high traffic area, which plays into the story later.

I got undressed and got comfortable and started to read my book. As I was reading, I would start to get drowsy and close my eyes. It was always about this time that someone would walk down the path and, naturally, my brain would wake me up with a "WAKE UP IDIOT! YOU'RE NAKED!" And because my brain was yelling, I would wake with a start. People walked by, nothing happend for quite some time. Until...

My eyes were shut but I hear the scuffle of feet and woke up and saw a very large black man walking down the path. No big deal, I see him and close my eyes again. But, I notice he stops in front of me. I pick my head up and look at him as he is staring at my crotch. It's uncomfortable. Then he says this in a deep voice:

"That's a nice package you have there."

I'm a little stunned and I can feel my ears getting red. What do I do? Am I upset? No. Am I angry? No. Am I flattered? A little, maybe more. So, I do what anyone else would do in this situation.

"Thanks."

He starts walking down the path. He gets three steps away and he stops and turns around and pulls down his glasses and says this:

"Those are some lickable balls too."

Meekly, I return a "Thanks!"

And then he walked off, out of my life forever. It was an odd situation, but honestly no one has ever said that many nice things about my genitals.

So, in the end, I would have to say my sugalumps.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
As far as genres in most of my stuff, I really like comedy, science-fiction, drama and, yes, I like horror. This doesn't really matter much because I am open to everything.

Music is a little different. I think sharing music is really important and can really let people in. So, here's what I have done: I have given you my top 5 artists, albums and a link to the song on that album I would really like you to listen to. Ready?

This is my favorite song of all time:
Pink Floyd | Fearless | http://youtu.be/uCgQuj8v2gg

And albums in no particular order:
Afghan Whigs | 1965 | http://youtu.be/MIJOFF3aPFI
Catherine Wheel | Adam and Eve | http://youtu.be/FO9WfBVx9-o
London Suede | Dog Man Star | http://youtu.be/k43SuOgFZgM
Radiohead | In Rainbows | http://youtu.be/8nTFjVm9sTQ
David Bowie | Changes | http://youtu.be/oP2SS8ggLtU

Also, my #1 book recommendation is "The Four Agreements". If there is a problem, yo this will solve it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- My car (because I'm in it, a lot) *A Prius. He cares about the environment, ladies!
- My bed (I'm not in it enough) *He works for a mattress company. There are adjustments and vibrations, for reals.
- Audible.com *He drives A LOT. He likes to learn, A LOT.
- My cast-iron cook wear. *The kid can cook and likes to be an adult about it.
- My podcast (COMEDYPODCAST.NET) *This is our baby we grew together. This is his artistic and creative outlet and I know it brings him mountains of joy.
- "The Four Agreements" - If you have not read this do yourself a favor and get the audio version from Audible... Read by Peter Coyote and absolutely wonderful. *He made me listen to it. It is as amazing as he says.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What makes people do the things they do? It's a mixture of socialism, economics and anthropology, and psychology and I think it is amazing that as far as we have come as a species that we still adopt tribal mind-sets.

I also think a lot about evolution going forward and how fashion glasses are going to make our grandkids into mole-men.

I've also been dabbling in the Oxford comma again...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I spend half of them on"Movie Night" with the kids and the other half I hopefully get to spend in fantastical experiences. Why, what are you up to this Friday?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I go to the nude beach pretty often because it makes me like my body and feel more comfortable and sexy in it. (Read the story at the top to find out why)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Stuart is the kindest, gentlest, sweetest, most thoughtful man I know. If he cares about you to any degree, you will know it. I know what you're thinking "Then why aren't you with him?". Well, we did date for a bit but realized we just didn't have chemistry, so good news for you! We are best friends and I just want him to find a lady that can appreciate him for all he is, all he has to offer and all the potential of what he will be! So I hope this helps that happen!

His answer-
OKC has this great Tinder feature now, so message me if I popped up and we like each other! If you don't, I will!

But seriously, make sure you hit that "Star" or "Like" button, I am not a mind-reader and I don't want to bug you if you aren't interested. :-)