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39 Gresham, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Mar 19
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Has kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am the funny guy in the room and can usually make those around me feel pretty comfortable and comfortably pretty.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
The thing I do that makes me the most happy is this: www.COMEDYpodcast.NET that I do with my bestie with bresties.

I also work a day job and help other people get better at what they are doing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am, admittedly, somewhat funny! (Again, www.COMEDYpodcast.NET)

I have been getting really good at listening to people and understanding rather than doing all of the other dumb stuff we do during conversation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
So, if you are really interested in hearing what people notice about me, message me and I'll tell you of my nude beach story...

Currently, the thing I am told most often, is that I look much better in person than I do in my pictures. So I am better-looking AND I am terrible at having my picture taken.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
As far as genres in most of my stuff, I really like comedy, science-fiction, drama and, yes, I like horror. This doesn't really matter much because I am open to everything.

Music is a little different. I think sharing music is really important and can really let people in. So, here's what I have done: I have given you my top 5 artists, albums and a link to the song on that album I would really like you to listen to. Ready?

This is my favorite song of all time:
Pink Floyd | Fearless |

And albums in no particular order:
Afghan Whigs | 1965 |
Catherine Wheel | Adam and Eve |
London Suede | Dog Man Star |
Radiohead | In Rainbows |
David Bowie | Changes |

Also, my #1 book recommendation is "The Four Agreements". If there is a problem, yo this will solve it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books about ideas
My car
Cast-iron cookware
Apple things
The Four Agreements
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Relationships. Over the last two years I have been obsessively thinking about them and am actually in the beginning process of writing a book. You can ask me about it if you are curious.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typically I am eating pizza and deciding the fate of the universe. I like olives and mushrooms on my pizza.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I own guitars, but I am about the worst guitar player on the planet and, at this point, I don't care.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You happened to click on one of the links above (www.COMEDYpodcast.NET) and have an opinion about it, good or bad. We have gotten some really great suggestions from this website, believe it or not!

There is a hole in your heart and a fantastic story about a guy on a nude beach who finds out something wonderful about himself is the perfect story to fill it.

Something about the fact that I am writing a book about relationships interests you, or if you just want to understand why a 39 year-old devorcee has any right to write a book on the subject. (To which I say, good point)

You think I'm cute and want to see me in real life to check on this whole "looks cuter in real life" thing.

Find yourself bored and want to pitch some sort of an idea for sketch or, perhaps, even your own podcast that you would like me to produce for you!