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36 M Columbus, OH

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Black, White
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Smart, creative, funny.

I am probably best characterized as a person that prioritizes fun. I can have serious moments, and do have things that I am very serious about. I'm a political and news junkie. I consider it very important that I be informed. But I'd much rather keep it upbeat.
I'm the guy that everyone goes to if: you need something fixed, setup, built, recommended or found. It seems like I spend a lot of time doing that for other people.
I went to college for an art degree. Of course I don't work in that field because I like making money.
I spend this on all sorts of stuff. Games, toys (from cars to other junk) movies, music, books etc.
I love trivia, competition, sports, challenges.

Reddit is a good distraction, and I'm open to more.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Since my parents were killed, I've been fighting crime and dating super villains. And it has not gone well. Poison Ivy? I have no problems with vegans, but she won't eat anything that casts a shadow. Catwoman? First of all she can't keep her hands off anything. Second of all, she makes the internet seem like it hates cats. There is hair everywhere and don't get me started on the smell. I tried it with Wonder-Woman for a bit. She may have been the worst. Everything was a competition. She always had to win. Have you ever had sex and had someone spike a football at you afterwards?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video games, computer stuff, and lots of random trivia. Fixing stuff. I have a really good memory.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My tattoo. I also walk terribly fast, and tend to change subjects rapidly. And then come back to an earlier topic without warning. Don't mistake this for being scatterbrained, there's an awful lot bouncing around in my big head.

I have my shit together in a ridiculous capacity. But on the other hand, if a 7 year old boy thinks it's funny, I will too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A: Shannarra Books, Game Over, Eddings books, Non-fiction, Clancy and Crichton, Harry Potter, Elmore Leonard, Talking to Girls About Duran Duran

B: Quentin Tarrantino's, Robert Rodiguez's, Kevin Smith's, Star Wars, LA Confidential, Lord of The Rings, Fight Club, Guy Ritchie's, Stuff with Emil Hirsch and Culkin kids, Princess Bride, Scott Pilgrim, Inception, Kick Ass, Knocked up, Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Recently 22 Jump st was amazing.

C: Pearl Jam, Armin Van Buuren, Soundgarden, Rage, Dick Dale, Surf, Beastie Boys, Cypress Hill, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, CHVRCHES, Grimes, Strange Talk, Purity Ring, Childish Gambino, Anamanaguchi

D: Mexican, Italian, pretty much anything except Chinese. Locally: Surly girl, Jeni's, Graeter's, Rivage Atlantique, dirty Frank's

E:Tv Bonus Section. Breaking Bad, American Dad, House, How I Met Your Mother, HBO, Happy Endings, Mindy show, Silicon Valley
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nintendo Information sunglasses My bidet(100% serious, it's like a York peppermint patty for your butt) pizza "that's what she said", I spam that every other sentence.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How girls take pictures constantly, in exotic places, doing stuff like surfing etc. Instagram and pinterest are almost incomprehensible to guys. Guys don't take pictures of much , let alone each other.

Douchecollars who pollute Okc inboxes with dick pics and "hey baby" messages that make it tough for normal guys.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. But If not, hanging with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I miss Joffrey, he was just so good at what he did.
I have a subscription to Cosmo
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–44
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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I'd definitely be looking for a girl who is very independent and strong willed. Even someone who'd even be characterized as a bitch. The last thing I'd want is a pushover or a rug to walk on. Someone who gives it back as hard or harder than they take. But also silly, and not mean spirited.

And, I've always wanted to date a girl named "The Power"

This will hurt me, but I'm just not an animal person. I respect them, but I'm not the guy that will pick up your dog and make out with it. But it's very likely that he will get to eat prime rib more often.