38 Columbus, OH
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My self-summary
I have Zero drama and have it together.
I'm the guy that everyone goes to if: you need something fixed, setup, built, recommended or found. It seems like I spend a lot of time doing that for other people. I'd like to be more about me.
I went to college for an art degree. Of course I don't work in that field because I like making money.

I love trivia, competition, sports, challenges.
What I’m doing with my life
College, paid for college. Work, house, car, looking for a badass genius of a lady to have my back while we take on the world.
I’m really good at
Random trivia. Fixing stuff. I have a really good memory.
Multitasking, bargains
The first things people usually notice about me
I walk terribly fast, and tend to change subjects rapidly. And then come back to an earlier topic without warning.

I have my shit together in a ridiculous capacity. But on the other hand, if a 7 year old boy thinks it's funny, I will too.

I can cook like a sonofabitch.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A: Shannarra Books, Game Over, Eddings books, Non-fiction, Clancy and Crichton, Harry Potter, Elmore Leonard, Talking to Girls About Duran Duran

B: Quentin Tarrantino's, Robert Rodiguez's, Kevin Smith's, Star Wars, LA Confidential, Lord of The Rings, Fight Club, Guy Ritchie's, Stuff with Emil Hirsch and Culkin kids, Princess Bride, Scott Pilgrim, Inception, Kick Ass, Knocked up, Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Recently 22 Jump st was amazing.

C: Pearl Jam, Armin Van Buuren, Soundgarden, Rage, Dick Dale, Surf, Beastie Boys, Cypress Hill, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, CHVRCHES, Grimes, Strange Talk, Purity Ring, Childish Gambino, Anamanaguchi, Prides

D: Mexican, Italian, pretty much anything except Chinese. Locally: Surly girl, Jeni's, Graeter's, Rivage Atlantique, dirty Frank's

E:Tv Breaking Bad, American Dad, House, How I Met Your Mother, HBO, Happy Endings, Mindy show, Silicon Valley, Workaholics
The six things I could never do without
Nintendo, Information, sunglasses, My bidet(100% serious, it's like a York peppermint patty for your butt), pizza, "that's what she said"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How girls take pictures constantly. Instagram.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. But If not, hanging with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I miss Joffrey, he was just so good at what he did.
I have a subscription to Cosmo
You should message me if
Your name is "The Power"

And, I've always wanted to date a girl named "The Power"

Extra points if you got that.