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32 Saint Paul, MN Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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Last Online
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6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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"Without the pretty pink ribbon, you'd end up just like me."

Hey I'm Nathan, but you have to call me Dragon.

This is fairly long but I'm told it's a good read.

If any of this resonates with you please send me a message.

What I'm looking for is quite simple. Finding it however has proved quite difficult. And I don't want to be just another guy waiting in line.

I'm not on here to get laid. It's sad that there is a need to point this out right away. Physical contact is something that may come in time. I prefer getting to know someone first.

I look at online dating with a mildly skeptical view but I am aware that good things are possible. As of late it has become exceedingly difficult to find someone with whom I have both emotional and physical chemistry. So I see this as another avenue to explore. I still prefer to have relationships develop organically. And if you're like me you don't want to be on a dating website forever.

It seems crazy that I can't seem to find many people who are cool, and think that I'm cool, and just want to be awesome together.

*** I'm also looking for cycling friends. I like riding alone but having someone to cruise around the city with and take day trips with would be awesome***

Things about me:

I adhere to the basic philosophy of not
being an asshole.

INTP if you're into that whole thing.

Quick wit.

Actually 6'2"

When I was little I wanted to be a transformer.

I really prefer to travel by bicycle whenever I can. Even in the cold, dark winter.

I'm not part of any particular sub-culture.

Appreciator and practitioner (hobbyist) of the arts.

I'm not a serial killer or a sociopath. If I were a gummy bear I would be a cannibal.

I don't get the whole mustache or bacon bandwagons.

I would like to go more places but I hate driving on highways. Need a road trip companion? I make pretty killer mixes.

Outdoor enthusiast. Seriously most days I would much rather be outside doing something but given that I don't have much natural insulation there is a love/hate relationship with winter.

Friend of the animals. Domesticated and wild. Unless something messes with me or has the potential to severely injure me I'll do what I can to cause no harm. On this note you shouldn't kill spiders unless they really have it coming. Them looking weird is not a valid excuse. Imagine how you look to them.

I've been told I have interesting if somewhat cynical perspectives on things.
I like to think of this as a positive. Blind acceptance is plain silly.

I'm a smart cookie without documentation.

I don't believe everything I read or hear.
Critical thinking is a virtue.

I do my best to live in the moment.

I enjoy competition but rarely watch any sports.

I'm all that and a

Quotes from friends:

"Genuine comes to mind."
"Smart, Artistic, Easy going."
"Interesting in a good way."
"Fortress of Solitude."

Here are some traits that I would admire (not mandatory) in someone I would want to date.

Being the right kind of weirdo.

Someone who cares about being a good example for humanity.

Someone who is active but understands the glory of being lazy sometimes.

Someone artistically inclined. For the ability to have conceptual ideas/discussions. Also for mutual arts and crafts time.

Someone who doesn't read into things to an extreme degree. It is important to have open communication .

Someone who is cool with personal time. Not always thinking that not calling/texting all the time means you don't care or something is wrong.

Someone who has the ability to laugh at themselves. We all do things that should make us laugh hysterically.
Humor is a cornerstone.

Someone who is cool with eventually being a little spoon.

Someone who knows the virtue of loyalty. I'm by no means overly possessive, but if I'm dating someone exclusively I'm not going to do something stupid to jeopardize something good. Neither should you.

And physical attractiveness matters. Well.. we should be attracted to each other if we are going to date. This doesn't fall within any particular guidelines.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Fixing bikes.
Looking for harmony.
Sleeping in when I can.
Avoiding oncoming traffic.
Making music in my downtime.
Mastering karate and friendship.
Eating around almonds in my trail mix.
Wishing I had my own pinball machine.
Trying to avoid the top death bed regrets.
Searching for a big enough couch and bathtub.

Funds wise, I run a one hour photo lab and I have a part time gig at a bicycle shop.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Afternoon naps.
Existential crises.
Excellent snuggler.
Wasting time online.
Fixing your computer.
Giving my cat noogies.
Occasionally making good music.
Unintentionally sneaking up on people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Also, hopefully that I'm not on fire. If I am please at the very least give me a tap on the shoulder, with a fire extinguisher.

If I'm not aflame I don't really have a good barometer of readily available quotes from the general populace. I do have stretched (please do not call them "gauges") lobes and visible tattoos so I suppose those get noticed. People also seem to notice that I'm tall and they exploit it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Orbital, Dj Shadow, Pink Floyd, RadioHead, The Flaming Lips, Portishead, Xploding Plastix, Boards of Canada, MF Doom, Aesop Rock, Nirvana, Front Line Assembly, Mudvayne, Tool, Major Lazer, Aphex twin, and a billion others.

I make music too.

Authors: Chuck Palahniuk, Tom Robbins, Kurt Vonnegut, Henry Rollins.

Shows: it's always sunny, Archer, Hannibal, trailer park boys.

Movies: List would be long but I promise Clueless and Paul Blart: Mall cop are not on the list.

Food: Soup and sandwich kind of a guy.
Black coffee and stout forever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music
2. Questions
3. Coffee/tea
4. Technology
5. Compassion
6. Evolving perception
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Perception of reality.

Existence in all its facets.

I should probably drink more water.

How to see the world through unbiased eyes.

How many people are on here that do not know how to fix red eye.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleeping or on my porch. If I had a hammock I would be sleeping on my porch. Edit: It's winter, I am not on my porch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm left-handed. There, I said it.

I'm also conflicted about using exclamation marks.
They always seem overly dramatic.

I borrowed my copy of The Aristocats to someone I met on here and they never gave it back. I'm still pretty disgruntled about it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I honestly feel that in the online dating world a female has a astoundingly better chance of getting a response. I have yet to hear about a guy getting flooded with messages from suitorettes.

It's hard to judge attraction in 2D. We should be all 3D about it.

you would like to exchange top secret documents for hard currency under inauspicious circumstances.

you think the nice ride bikes are ugly and you secretly want to see a pedal pub tip over.

If you want to start a bicycle gang. Or you have a spot open on yours.

You're seriously serious about not being a serious person, seriously.

If you have realistic expectations.

If you have the ability to make free time.

If you are emotionally available. (This seems to be the biggest hurdle.)

If you want to go on a bike ride or have something you can't stop yourself from typing.

You adhere to a religious doctrine. (Spirituality is something completely different.)

Use the term(s) "yolo" or "swag" (unless on the rare occasion it's funny.)

You have unresolved issues with your ex.

You have a state outline tattoo.

You're only looking for a solely online correspondence.
(If you came across my profile, or I yours and you are outside a reasonable meeting area a digital exchange of radness would be alright.)

You have a kid. (I'm sure you and your kid are just fine but I've tried this and at this point in my life it's not for me.)

You're allergic to cats. (Not a end all but my clothing possibly has stray hair that is slowly replacing the original fabric.)

Good lord, you've made it to the end. Here is a cookie.

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