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Storm_Guard

29 Alameda, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Military
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm pretty simple and straight up, I dont know why people today have to be so difficult and play these weird games... I love meeting classic, nice, intelligent, not-too-normal girls. I just want to meet a girl that I'd love to do some badass romantic shit with, is that too much to ask? If you're sending me "signals" I'm not getting it, and you're probably confusing the shit out of me... Basic Likes: nature, culture, art, and childlike humor, strength and independence. Thats pretty much it.

Specifically: I love the outdoors, animals, backpacking, camping, hiking, snow, cold weather, mountains, traveling, cheesecake, glaring at people for no reason, history & mythology, helping others, having adventures, large hearths, chopping wood, and being rebellious in any conceivable manner that goes against whatever is pissing me off at the time. I also enjoy individualism, independence, and personal freedom. If you are a democrat OR republican, your irrationality will probably make my brain explode.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Man, been goin through a lot of changes lately. I have a career that may need changing, thoughts that need thinking, and activities that need doing. Nevertheless, new challenges await me, and a new chapter of my life is about to begin... Afterall, I'm a sucker for new frontier and adventure!

Currently I am in the US Coast Guard. I dont know what the future holds but I'm getting pretty good at brewing beer and mead...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
enjoying myself, making friends, Muay Thai, video games, sudoku, listening, being a big brother, picking up heavy stuff usually made of metal, being chill, shooting (guns and other projectiles), furrowing my brow, flexing for no reason and at inappropriate times, laughing entirely too much at childish things, saving christmas etc etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My genuine-ness? My sarcastic, goofy, and usually very cheesy sense of humor. My (probably-awesome) t-shirt.

"I’m just a lat guy, you know? I’ve got these amazing lats, I'm just living in an ab guy’s world." --Adam Demamp.

Nobody understands us...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: A Song of Ice and Fire series, The Lord of the Rings, The Dark Tower series, Elric series, Ender series, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Memoirs From Ant-proof Case, comic books of all shapes and sizes, gardens of the moon, anything by Neil Gaiman or Robert E. Howard.

Movies: The Avengers, Hot Fuzz, The Untouchables, Into the Wild, Big Trouble in Little China, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind, Willow, 13th Warrior, Dawn of the Dead, The Road Warrior, Tombstone, LOTR, Slither, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, The Princess Bride, PIXAR movies, stuff by Tim Burton, Labyrinth, Tombstone, 30 days of night, the crazies, Red Dawn, anything by Hayao Miyazaki (princess mononoke, howl's moving castle, spirited away)

Shows: The Onion News Network, 30 rock, Man vs Wild, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, The Office, Metalocalypse, Venture Bros, Firefly, Rome, Nat Geo, cartoon network, Discovery channel and other awesome shit.

Music: mostly metal and bluegrass... Plus other stuff that doesn't suck. Iron Maiden, megadeth, enya, decemberists, Dio, faith no more, soundgarden, pearljam, corb lund, Bowie, zeppelin, Hank III, iced earth, trampled by turtles, old crow medicine show, rubber knife gang, Blind Guardian omg there are too many... this isn't even a good representation... oh well.

Food: Thai, pizza, burgers, pastrami sandwiches, other kinds of sandwiches, avacado, cheesecake, venison, BBQ, and I'm a sucker for baked goods...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-family and close friends
-intimacy (emotional and physical)
-workouts
-Justice
-cheesecake
-adventures
-nature/outdoors/mountains
-winter & fall

ya, eight. Suck it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Philosophy, logic and ethics, sometimes metaphysics but that usually ties up the following couple of hours.... Sometimes ridiculous shit like my egress route if zombies started to swarm my apartment complex, or maybe what/where/when my next awesome adventure will be... But unfortunately most of my days are now spent thinking about serious stuff...being an adult blows.. I wish all I had to think about was the best place to build a tree fort...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am atypical and so are my friday nights. But honestly, I am probaby having a couple of beers with a few close friends, or watchin a movie, or possibly doing something completely shut-in like playing video games or doing cosmo magazine quizzes... Am I joking? You probably wont know till its too late...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I enjoy "geeking out" to pretty much anything. I am cavalier, quixotic, and generally confused as a result of my constant quest for knowledge... or am I in a constant quest for knowledge because I'm generally confused... See? This is what I mean.
You should message me if
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You want to share a squat rack with me, or you can handle laughing your bottom off and/or incredibly tight hugs.

(lol, I didn't write this last part)