- New York Times
"Sexiest man alive"
girls that love dogs.
"I wish I could be more like him"
- Ryan Gosling
"He's so damn
- Arkansas bingo
I don't know who you are, and I don't know where you are. But I know you're out there somewhere in the world, and I'm looking for you.
- Adventurer, designer, writer, educator, will still love you on a bad hair day.
- No duck faces
- No smokers
- No crazy party people with drug addictions
- No soldiers of God
- No pics where your self esteem is so low that you only see value in your fake breasts and need to show me.
- If you wear Crocs, burn them, go home and cry in the shower, and then try and figure out where you left your dignity. And definitely don't message me. (Unless of course you wear them for functional purposes. Like a wetsuit. Then it's totally ok)
I want beautiful inside and out, I want intelligence, and I want curious. But most of all... I want authenticity, and to feel the lightning running through my veins every single time I look at you.
If you give me drama, I'll laugh at you.
If you give me admin, I'll delegate it.
If you give me fun, excitement and loyalty... I'll defend your honour till my last dying breath.
I'm in this for the one. The partner. The companion, the friend. I don't just want to fuck you and leave you. But you need to be worth it, and I need to to feel like I need to be worthy of you.
This is not being 'picky', it's being specific. I know what I want and I go after it, besides, rather be alone than be with the wrong person ;)
Oh... And if you have anything to do with hunting for entertainment purposes... we will never be friends. Ever. In fact... When I see you on the playground I'll probably throw stones at you.