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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20-45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:29pm
White, Other
Open relationship
Relationship Type
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm a San Diego transplant but never call anyone bro(except for my boyfriend). I've been in Seattle over 10 years and still love most of what it has to offer. I am against all types of passive aggressive behavior, including driving 20mph under the speed limit(I am talking to you Ballard) I can have a good time most anywhere. Even more so if there is bourbon or tequila involved.I hate filling out self-summary's more then anything else I have done today. I am funny in a way that will inevitably offend one person in a group of 10 or more. I believe you should always help someone if you can, even if you don't like them. I still say bitchin.
What I’m doing with my life
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I manage a low income property for a local nonprofit by day and do crisis mental health social work on call. I have a puppy and a boyfriend that take up most of my time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Breakfast, I have a huge homemade one every day. Fixing what's broken. Problem solving, give me 20 min and a snack and I will find a solution. Riding a bike really fast. Slicing apples (honeycrisp only naturally). Making you laugh. Picking silly tattoos. Finding humor in the strangest places. Guessing what will happen next.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm super fucking modest for someone this good looking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Venture bros, greek honey yogurt,, home movies(I have coach McGuire, Walter and Perry, and Brendon Small tattoos), any Filipino food, The fifth element or almost anything with Bruce Willis , any 80's Schwarzenegger movie, The last american virgin, kiss kiss bang bang, the science of sleep, I heart huckabees, any coen brothers, sealab 2021, most chuck papahniuk, confederacy of dunces, The onion, The week, Extras, Wet Hot American Summer, Star Trek the Next Generation (not usually into older men but Jean Luc Picard is a total babe ), Talking Heads, Oingo Boingo, Sriracha, Coconut water, game of thrones.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Loyal friends
Hot showers
Walter Bishop (my dog)
My bike
My man
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A zombie apocalypse that makes the idea of office work seem ridiculous,which friends are on the dream team and which die in the first wave. My next adventure in the camper van. Great bike rides that involve riding long distances for great food. Tomorrows breakfast. Complicated solutions to simple problems. Why the hell does a cigarette smell so good when first lit? More tattoos, or no? Why no one has bothered to make a goddamn maple apple fritter. What my husband and kids will be like if I have them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Riding my bike all over the city to meet up with friends that have better plans than my own. Drinking tequila and dancing. Sleeping. Getting hit on by old creeps.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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None of your goddamn business, Yet.

OK fine, I love being little spoon but always end up big spoon.

I still enjoy getting naked with women.
You should message me if
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You don't have an issue with my being in an open relationship. I love my boyfriend, and he knows what I'm up to.

You have gotten to the point where you have looked at my pictures 5 or six times, and are still unsure if I'm attractive and are ready for some serious disappointment.

Or if you make good lobster bisque. Or can offer me access to Patrick Stewart.

You have no desire to call me stud, bud, or man.

You think we would look good naked together and want to do something about it.