Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
After spending ten years in Los Angeles, I'm now officially an
American Werewolf in London. I don't really know what that means,
but I live in London, I'm American, and I've got a hairy
Oh, and as you can tell, I'm an Oxford comma type of guy.
FULL DISCLOSURE: I've been in London for two and a half years. I'm
leaving in July. I'm still down to hang, but my days here are
I like getting into just about every kind of shenanigan, but here
are my Joe's Three Rules of Shenanigans - 1) No one gets their
feelings hurt 2) Everyone gets home safe 3) Everyone gets to work
I once forgot Chapstick when I went to the movies and it WAS THE
WORST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Here are some factual facts about me in easy-to-digest list
I've been very lucky in life, so I believe in giving back: to
friends, family, strangers, those in need, the service industry,
and the occasional circus clown.
I like to say yes.
I like to challenge, and I like to be challenged. Challenge
I often say the wrong thing, but rarely fail to do the right
"I'm edgy, and I have the propensity to quote myself." --Me
I want to make you laugh.
I care enough about my appearance to go to the gym 3-4 days a week,
but not enough to spend more than 7 minutes getting ready to go
I'm a hooker with the heart of gold.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hitting the life lottery.
Somehow I ended up in a great job that: sends me around the world,
fulfills me creatively, makes my parents proud, and allows me
I crack jokes for a living, but it's not what you're
Ok, I do a little stand-up too.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
seeing both sides of things
trying to make everyone happy
making obscure references
putting my foot in my mouth
functioning on 0-4 hours of sleep
standing up for myself
not wearing Ed Hardy or Affliction
making people laugh
finding the upside
Words with Friends
poking dead things with sticks and then running away screaming like
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
It's actually easier to list just a few (random) favorites in each
category. I like movies and TV like whoah so just because I didn't
list something doesn't mean I haven't seen it or I don't love it. I
just have to keep these numbers down.
Still Life with Woodpecker
World War Z
The Picture of Dorian Gray
How to Archer
It's Not How Good You Are, It's How Good You Want to Be
I don't really get in your face about music.
I like to see big iconic acts in arenas no matter what the genre
(Garth Brooks, Elton John, and Jay-Z all would apply), but I also
like to get dragged to smaller shows by savvy friends. If I were
going to purchase my own concert tickets or entire albums, however,
it'd be for the following bands:
Alice in Chains
The Black Keys
I have a weakness for unhealthy food, but I don't eat it as often
as I like so that I may still hopefully continue to attract the
opposite sex. Some of my favorites are:
sushi (the perfect meal for a night out drinking afterwards)
This is where I tend to have more of an opinion. I own a stupid
amount of movies and TV shows on DVD. I like smart things like
David Mamet, and I like dumb things like Fast Five.
So, I guess I'll just list a dozen or so of each of my
Out of Sight
The Spanish Prisoner
Temple of Doom
V for Vendetta
Shoot 'em Up
Wet Hot American Summer
Back to the Future
Game of Thrones
Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
Walking Dead & Dexter (even though they're both only good for
like 5 minutes every episode)
Sometimes I like to play a game called "Movie Theater Roulette"
where I have to go see whatever movie is playing next when I arrive
to the theater. As long as I haven't seen it before. I recommend
it. You see things you'd never really have given a chance to
before, and you also get to make your own opinions without being
influenced by reviews. I also genuinely enjoy going to the movies
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my AR-17 assault rifle
my tribal tatts
Relax. I literally have NONE of those things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not true love exists. Whether or not "forever" is just a
Injustice & Corruption.
The best way to word a joke/tweet.
Who f***ing raised some of these people?
Good vs. Evil
How to find the humor in everything.
How to be an everyday hero.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I rarely know what day it is. I'm happy for that. But, when I'm not
on the road, I'm either holed up at home watching movies until my
eyes bleed, at whatever movies are opening that weekend, or out
looking for trouble. I like trouble.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Being single is thrilling, and I really enjoy it, actually, but I
secretly hope to meet someone who thrills me to the same extent on
a daily basis.
I also secretly hope to win the lottery so I can tip people $100
bills and open a McDonald's that serves breakfast all day.
You should message me if
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You've got a good sense of humor.
You hate cancer and/or love puppies.
You've got a good sense of adventure.
You'd prefer to figure out what you think of me over a drink rather
than a million one-line emails.
You're out of my league.
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