Oh, and as you can tell, I'm an Oxford comma type of guy.
I grew up on the east coast with strict-ass, angry, blue collar, Catholic parents, which has molded me into something that I'd describe as a "rebellious Boy Scout." I like getting into just about every kind of shenanigan, but here are my Joe's Three Rules of Shenanigans - 1) No one gets their feelings hurt 2) Everyone gets home safe 3) Everyone gets to work on time.
I'm really pretty thrilled with life. I like the person I've become, and I like most other people too. I'm usually a pretty happy person, unless I forget my Chapstick.
I once forgot Chapstick when I went to the movies and it WAS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Here are some factual facts about me in easy-to-digest list form:
I've been very lucky in life, so I believe in giving back: to friends, family, strangers, those in need, the service industry, and the occasional circus clown.
I like to say yes.
I like to challenge, and I like to be challenged. Challenge me. Please?
I'll often say the wrong thing, but rarely fail to do the right thing.
"I'm edgy, and I have the propensity to quote myself." --Me
I want to make you laugh wicked bad.
I care enough about my appearance to go to the gym 3-4 days a week, but not enough to spend more than 7 minutes getting ready to go there.
I'm a hooker with the heart of gold.