I wanted to be a fishmen! Unfortunately gills ain't a technology you can buy! So screw that I'll become a game designer/space pirate! So now I need to buy an eye patch, anybody knows a good place to buy some? I was thinking costco, you know, buy a bunch of them, then I can share them with everybody ... except Cyclops, I just don't like them, mostly because they eat sailors and I like popeye so I don't want him to be eaten.

Making sound effect when I get overly exited and start explaining stuff! Also that and pudding.

I have a very expressive face, YEAH! My face is all like (-_-) !

YES!t movies all the time execpt when not movies now!
My current Shows: Walking Dead, Adventure Time, Game Grumps! I like youtube shows similar to them! Also you have to Go watch DUB OF THE NORTH STAR right now!! It sucks good ass!
Music: FUckING anything gOOd to my ear sensors!!
Food is a must! I liken to cook'it goooOod!

Goats! no wait... yeah i'll stick with goats, they have awe inspiring facial hair!
I also couldn't never do without this thing right here.
But also, besides that thing, I could never do without the things that I do do!
Also, the number 5 and the letter F. ... actually I think I could do without'em, saying strawberries in french would just be a lot harder.
Also the word also.
ANd besides these iI think coffee and spaces.
You know what... fUck goats!@! I prefer those half elephant deer creatures, they have style and a cool name! SAIGA! ...Hopefully the antelope was the male during that conception....

? Normal SHit

Eating a book by the fire reminiscing about ye good oldes tomorrows

No I don't !

This is my serious profile :D , I however like to write funny and bizarre stuff, so I wrote him :P
RunawayFive

If this is your style of humour. It's mine and I like to say absurd things.
Or you want to give me a drink.