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Str0nger

26 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:23pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the haunted mine.

Moved three years ago from Dallas; TCU alum, go frogs! I'm a navy brat so I grew up all over, mostly a cornfed Midwestern boy at heart. I resisted the notion of being a Texan my whole time there, but here it has become the central component of my identity. I don't have a drawl (unless there is whiskey involved. Is there whiskey?) or a giant belt buckle, but I do have other Texas-sized attributes, mainly my vocabulary. And my dictionary. But mostly my boots.

Generally I go for white-ish guys that are a little bit taller than me who have both a good head on their shoulders as well as in their pants, but I'm pretty flexible on all that stuff. Must be the yoga.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
The dream is to win American Idol. Currently working as a researcher for commercial real estate intel. But would like to do a different kind of intel with a different kind of NSA than I'm used to.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
expressing myself via GIFs, caustic sarcasm, flip cup, pop culture references, karaoke, tennis, Super Smash Bros. Melee, random trivia
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My passing resemblance to Elijah Wood and my eyes. Also I talk really fast and my singing voice is deeper than my speaking voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Pride and Prejudice, Persuasion, Emma, Bossypants, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, Is Everyone Else Hanging Out Without Me? The Hunger Games

Mean Girls, The Lady Eve, Hocus Pocus, The Avengers, The Dark Knight Trilogy, Clueless, This Is The End,

30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Nashville, How I Met Your Mother, True Blood, Sleepy Hollow, Once Upon a Time, American Horror Story, American Idol, Friends, Will & Grace, Charmed, Buffy, Happy Endings

Kelly Clarkson, Adele, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Miranda Lambert, Ellie Goulding, The Band Perry
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cuddles, cuddles with friction, music, chocolate milk, tank tops, and smash I guess?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Having it all
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing karaoke, ordering random cocktails, or being lame and doing laundry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate Beyonce
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're cute and witty, are literate, and enjoy a good double entendre.