I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?
Moved four years ago from Dallas; TCU alum, go frogs! I'm a navy brat so I grew up all over, mostly a cornfed Midwestern boy at heart. I resisted the notion of being a Texan my whole time there, but here it has become the central component of my identity. I don't have a drawl (unless there is whiskey involved. Is there whiskey?) or a giant belt buckle, but I do have other Texas-sized attributes, mainly my vocabulary. And my dictionary. But mostly my boots.
Generally I go for white-ish guys that are a little bit taller than me who have both a good head on their shoulders as well as in their pants, but I'm pretty flexible on all that stuff. Must be the yoga.
What I’m doing with my life
The dream is to win American Idol. Currently working as a
researcher for commercial real estate intel. But would like to do a
different kind of intel with a different kind of NSA than I'm used
I’m really good at
expressing myself via GIFs, caustic sarcasm, flip cup, pop culture references, karaoke, tennis, Super Smash Bros. Melee, random trivia, reading the wikipedia articles about a certain movie/book/tv show rather than actually watching it
The first things people usually notice about me
My passing resemblance to Elijah Wood and my eyes. Also I talk
really fast and my singing voice is deeper than my speaking voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Pride and Prejudice, Persuasion, Emma, Bossypants, Lies and the
Lying Liars Who Tell Them, Is Everyone Else Hanging Out Without Me?
The Hunger Games
Mean Girls, The Lady Eve, Hocus Pocus, The Avengers, The Dark
Knight Trilogy, Clueless, This Is The End,
30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Nashville, How I Met Your Mother,
True Blood, Sleepy Hollow, Once Upon a Time, American Horror Story,
American Idol, Friends, Will & Grace, Charmed, Buffy, Happy
Kelly Clarkson, Adele, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Miranda Lambert,
Ellie Goulding, The Band Perry
The six things I could never do without
Cuddles, cuddles with friction, music, chocolate milk, tank tops,
and smash I guess?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Having it all
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing karaoke, ordering random cocktails, or being lame and doing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I completed the Pokedex
You should message me if
You're cute and witty, are literate, and enjoy a good double