I can't decide if I want someone to be the Ben to my Leslie or the Barack to my Michelle

Moved here last June from Dallas. I'm a navy brat so I grew up all over, mostly a cornfed Midwestern boy at heart. I resisted the notion of being a Texan my whole time there, but here it has become the central component of my identity. I don't have a drawl or a giant belt buckle, but I do have other Texas-sized attributes, mainly my vocabulary. And my dictionary. Looking for friends, fun, and dates.

Generally like guys that are a little bit taller/older than me who have both a good head on their shoulders as well as in their pants.

I take a lot of selfies because I'm like Chandler Bing, not just caustically sarcastic but whenever a camera is put on me I end up looking like I'm missing a chromosome. Ask about my work ID picture...

The dream is to win American Idol. Currently working as a researcher for commercial real estate intel. But would like to do a different kind of intel with a different kind of NSA than I'm used to.

caustic sarcasm, pop culture references, karaoke, tennis, Super Smash Bros. Melee, random trivia

My passing resemblance to Elijah Wood and my eyes. Also I talk really fast and my singing voice is deeper than my speaking voice.

Pride and Prejudice, Bossypants, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them

Mean Girls, The Lady Eve, Hocus Pocus

30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Nashville, How I Met Your Mother, True Blood.

Kelly Clarkson, Adele, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles,

My iPhone, music, Melee, sleep, cuddling, you?

Having it all

Doing karaoke, ordering random cocktails, or being lame and doing laundry.

I've auditioned for American Idol three times, and I'm a professional gamer

You're cute and witty, are literate, and enjoy a good double entendre.