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Str0nger

26 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Apr 15
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
My milkshake brings all the boys to the haunted mine.

Moved two years ago from Dallas; TCU alum, go frogs! I'm a navy brat so I grew up all over, mostly a cornfed Midwestern boy at heart. I resisted the notion of being a Texan my whole time there, but here it has become the central component of my identity. I don't have a drawl (unless there is whiskey involved. Is there whiskey?) or a giant belt buckle, but I do have other Texas-sized attributes, mainly my vocabulary. And my dictionary. But mostly my boots.

Generally I go for white-ish guys that are a little bit taller than me who have both a good head on their shoulders as well as in their pants, but I'm pretty flexible on all that stuff. Must be the yoga.
What I’m doing with my life
The dream is to win American Idol. Currently working as a researcher for commercial real estate intel. But would like to do a different kind of intel with a different kind of NSA than I'm used to.
I’m really good at
expressing myself via GIFs, caustic sarcasm, flip cup, pop culture references, karaoke, tennis, Super Smash Bros. Melee, random trivia
The first things people usually notice about me
My passing resemblance to Elijah Wood and my eyes. Also I talk really fast and my singing voice is deeper than my speaking voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Pride and Prejudice, Persuasion, Emma, Bossypants, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, Is Everyone Else Hanging Out Without Me? The Hunger Games

Mean Girls, The Lady Eve, Hocus Pocus, The Avengers, The Dark Knight Trilogy, Clueless, This Is The End,

30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Nashville, How I Met Your Mother, True Blood, Sleepy Hollow, Once Upon a Time, American Horror Story, American Idol, Friends, Will & Grace, Charmed, Buffy, Happy Endings

Kelly Clarkson, Adele, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Miranda Lambert, Ellie Goulding, The Band Perry
The six things I could never do without
Cuddles, cuddles with friction, music, chocolate milk, tank tops, and smash I guess?
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing karaoke, ordering random cocktails, or being lame and doing laundry.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're cute and witty, are literate, and enjoy a good double entendre.