Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Okay, here goes!
"Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?
AFRAID? You bet I'm afraid!"
Ah, the shameless self promotion:
I'm an odd amalgamation of things: Librarian, metal head, biker,
nerd, gearhead, and teddy bear all rolled up into one. One thing
that is almost guaranteed to cheer me up is seeing someone give me
an odd look while rocking out to "Holding Out for a Hero" while on
my motorcycle (that type of shit never gets old).
Plus, I'm having fun as one of the increasingly large number of
tattooed librarians out there.
Oh, and I love riddles.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm enjoying my new life as a Librarian.
Trying like mad to get in shape. It's slow going... :(
My post college graduation misanthropy has come back. That's always
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Poker (funny story, that), debates, making people laugh, being a
, daydreaming. You know, the usual.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Two words: Teddy Bear. If that doesn't work, think of it like this.
You know the movie Monsters, Inc.? you know Sully? there's a reason
my nickname is Kitty (damn that movie!!! Although it is one of my
favorites, next to Finding Nemo).
Also, apparently my sense of humor is best described as "Archer."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorites, huh? Well, I can't really refine some of them, but
here it goes:
a) As far as books go, I'll read just about anything interesting.
Just no Jane Austen or the Bronte Sisters (an exception is granted
for Wuthering Heights).
b) Movies are a grab bag. And I've once had my online sense of
humor described as "Archer."
c) One really, really cool band is Nightwish
. They stand at the top of
d) Atkins makes things strange in the food category. Most of the
time I wind up eating a lot of salads.
I should add here that Hunter S. Thompson
is one of
my literary heroes. Pretty sure he's my spirit animal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
First off, I don't feel this can truly be quantified, because I'm
pretty sure I can come up with a list easily longer than six of
things that are biologically required for life to continue.
However, should I be forced to name those things that I would miss
greatly (family and friends are a given) should they no longer be
available to me:
1. (empty, for now. It's a long story)
3. Really good beer
5. The ability to count
G. A sense of the ironic
E. If you get the numbering for this one, I will love you forever.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Motorcycles. I can't help it. There is something very liberating
about riding; it's also highly intoxicating.
Isn't having a collective noun for hermits a little bit of a
contradiction in terms? (It's an "observance" of hermits.)
Can a depressed introvert really help bring about a positive change
in the world?
So, yeah, that's something else I think about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I wish I could say that I was one of those "cool" people who always
has a plan to go out of Friday nights, but, really, I'd be just as
happy (probably happier, truth be told) riding over to Kelly's on
the Beach and getting a large roast beef sandwich, or lounging
around with friends and shooting-the-shit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't really think of anything. I tend to be rather
straightforward. Just ask and I'll probably tell you.
I dream of one day summiting Chomolungma (Everest. Chomolungma
sounds nicer and translates to Mother Goddess of the Earth. Better
than some stuffy Englishman's last name).
There are two things I will not get rid of: my bike and my
And, for the truly curious, ask me about my Harley Rant.
However, if seriously pressed, it would be that I am fairly
intimidated by people who have traveled extensively. I'm not sure
You should message me if
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You're interested in making a new friend.
I would also accept you are looking for someone to go on motorcycle
rides with. (Listen, if you ride and wrench your own motorcycle,
I'm probably hooked already.)
Also, if you're a lover of riddles. Can't get enough of them. So I
will present a simple one here:
I am in heaven but not in hell.
I’m in the devil but not in god.
I’m in the river but not in the sea.
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