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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:47am
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Wants kids
English (Fluently), Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oregon native. A rarity it seems. Looking for love in all the wrong places.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Back in college studying accounting and business law. Working most evenings.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Saying the wrong thing apparently: Recently a bartender had a name tag with T-Rex and asked about it, she said her name was Brittany but her coworkers were calling her poptart that day, so I asked why was she cream filled? She walked away disgusted. My friends couldn't stop laughing.
-Being an anachronism, finding happiness in small events, being a good listener, tripping over my words when nervous.
-I'm also pretty good at looking one thing up on wikipedia and then continuing to click links until I've read about random topics/people for 2 or 3 hours.
-I'm pretty good at random facts, hence I will school you at jeopardy in all likelihood. Dare.
The first things people usually notice about me
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broody/shy/quiet, beard, tall/lanky...chuck taylors
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Winterkill,
Movies: Gladiator, Fight Club, Spiderman reboots,
Shows: Suits, Dexter, Game Of Thrones, Generation Kill, Band of Brothers/The Pacific, The League, Eureka, big bang theory, Rubicon, Firefly.
Music: Sigur Ros, Brand New, Year Of No Light, This Will Destroy You, Barcelona, North, & Minus The Bear as of late. Penchant for pop punk.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, family, beer, music, ribs, Oregon Football.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Restaurant bucket list
-Fest bucket lists/summer tours
-The next vinyl record I want to purchase.
-Visiting the 36 states I haven't been to yet.
-The human condition: gratification, love, sex, lust, joy, jealousy, contentment, apathy, purpose, excitement, exhaustion, curiosity, loneliness, altruism, utilitarianism, etc.
-Renewing my passport.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I waste too much time on reddit (TIFU; hilarious).
You should message me if
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You want to meet me in Montauk.

Please don't if you're a Boston Red Sox fan or vote Republican.