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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 30-45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:47am
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Might want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I like: being cooked for, big libraries, bloody marys, carnivals, cuddling, day trips, dim lighting, down comforters, feminism, Hendrick's gin, hookahs, hot air balloons, Internet K-Hole, Lake Michigan, making lists, margaritas (ideally in the summer, kinda early in the day), the OED, pet names, sleeping late, slippers, thrift stores, waking up early, and wearing boys' shirts.

I dislike: bad wine, cheap toilet paper, driving on brick roads, dumb euphemisms for sexual acts and genitalia, Faulkner, 'heart' as a verb, militant Christians, people who stand on the left side of escalators (WHO RAISED YOU?), and sunburns.

Anyone else remember when OkC made us give three adjectives? These were mine: insouciant, sybaritic, and perspicacious.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a project coordinator at a big audit/advisory firm.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Alphabetizing, bantering, cooking, decorating, drinking, grocery shopping, Just Dancing, listening, lounging, organizing, remembering names and faces, and sleeping.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
On the street, people might notice me because I'm side-eyeing others who don't know how to walk like a normal human being with places to go.

Anywhere else, whatever. Why does anyone notice anyone? I will say, I'm pathologically low-key unless I'm drunk – then I will sing along to songs I maybe don't know the words to and talk to every single person who piques my interest. (It's more charming than it sounds.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books Bel Canto, Geek Love, Room, Valley of the Dolls, and Written on the Body. This isn't a book, but also, Archie Comics. Trust me - get drunk and buy one, you won't regret it.

Movies Alice in Wonderland (1985 TV version), the Breakfast Club, Clueless, Desperate Living, the Fall, Heathers, My Cousin Vinny, Overboard, Pink Flamingos, Troop Beverly Hills, and any terrible horror movie. In short: I have terrible taste in movies. The campier, the better.

Music Afghan Whigs, Betty Davis, Fleetwood Mac, the Hood Internet, Janelle Monáe, Joanna Newsom, Kanye West, Kendrick Lamar, Magnolia Electric Co., Meat Loaf, Nada Surf, Neko Case, Nicki Minaj, the Pogues, Robyn, RuPaul, Sleater-Kinney, Smog (and/or Bill Callahan), and Songs: Ohia.

But honestly? Just give me shitty pop music or slow jams; more often than not I want to be able to roller-skate or dance to the music I listen to.

This is important: go to and listen to the 'Wall of Sound' playlist. Why did Phil Spector have to turn out to be such a garbage person?

Food Almond steamers, bánh mì, bananas, blood sausage, breakfast sandwiches, ceviche, cheese, coffee, croissants, cucumber, foie gras, grilled cheese sandwiches, gyros, pizza, quiche, red wine, sea scallops, and zucchini.

TV! the Americans, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Deadwood, the Good Wife, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Orphan Black, Parks and Rec, Pushing Daisies, RuPaul's Drag Race, and the Wire.

Also anything on Investigation Discovery, with the exception of Prison Wives, which is easily the most disturbing show I've ever seen.

Podcasts 99% Invisible, Another Round, Criminal, Judge John Hodgman, Longform, MBMBAM, Mystery Show, Radiolab, Reply All, Sawbones, Serial, Sleep With Me, and Sword and Scale.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A goddamn paycheck.
Wine. that order? Maybe.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex, money, which books to read, people I see on the street, how to decorate my apartment, where to adventure next, and all kinds of other things.

I also have a really creepy habit of imagining all the terrible things that could happen to me in any given situation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
if out: with friends, probably half in my cup.

if home: watching a really bad horror movie, or drinking and doing puzzles/coloring and singing along to whatever is playing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I made out with a carny. That was in 2004 and Lumpy and I are still facebook friends.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you know all the words to Paradise by the Dashboard Lights. Knowing the baseball announcer stuff would be impressive; I still can't lock that down.

But more importantly (I GUESS), you should message me if you're a good, funny man who's looking for something potentially serious and will indulge my thrice-yearly need to listen to early 90s country music.