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31 • Seattle, WA • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 27–42
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Today – 10:34am
- 5′ 5″ (1.65m)
- Body type
- Strictly anything
- Agnosticism, and laughing about it
- Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently)
I dislike: bad wine, cheap toilet paper, driving on brick roads, dumb euphemisms for sexual acts and genitalia, Faulkner, 'heart' as a verb, militant Christians, people who stand on the left side of escalators (WHO RAISED YOU?), and sunburns. (If I'm being honest I get some kind of strange enjoyment from sunburns - but I'm so pale that I'm careful and get one MAYBE once a year.)
Anyone else remember when OkC made us give three adjectives? These were mine: I am insouciant, sybaritic, and perspicacious.
Anywhere else, whatever. Why does anyone notice anyone? I will say, I'm pathologically low-key unless I'm drunk – then I will sing along to songs I maybe don't know the words to and talk to every single person who piques my interest. (It's more charming than it sounds.)
Movies Alice in Wonderland (1985 TV version), the Breakfast Club, Clueless, Desperate Living, the Fall, Heathers,, My Cousin Vinny, Overboard, Pink Flamingos, Rushmore, Troop Beverly Hills, and any terrible horror movie. In short: I have terrible taste in movies. The campier, the better.
Music Afghan Whigs, Amadou & Mariam, Betty Davis, Fleetwood Mac, the Hood Internet, Janelle Monáe, Joanna Newsom, Kanye West, Kid Sister, Leonard Cohen, Liz Phair (the old stuff, but don't hate a lady for getting paid), Magnolia Electric Co., Nada Surf, Neko Case, Nicki Minaj, the Pogues, Robyn, RuPaul, Sleater-Kinney, Smog (and/or Bill Callahan), and Songs: Ohia. But honestly? Just give me shitty pop music or slow jams; more often than not I want to be able to roller-skate or dance to the music I listen to.
This is important: go to songza.com and listen to the 'Wall of Sound' playlist. Why did Phil Spector have to turn out to be such a garbage person?
Food Almond steamers, bacon, bánh mì, bananas, blood sausage, breakfast sandwiches, ceviche, cheese, coffee, croissants, cucumber, foie gras, grilled cheese sandwiches, gyros, pizza, quiche, red wine, sea scallops, zucchini.
TV! the Americans, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Deadwood, the Good Wife, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Orphan Black, Parks and Rec, Pushing Daisies, Revenge!, RuPaul's Drag Race, Scandal, and the Wire.
Also anything on Investigation Discovery, with the exception of Prison Wives, which is easily the most disturbing show I've ever seen.
A goddamn paycheck.
...in that order? Maybe.
I also have a really creepy habit of imagining all the terrible things that could happen to me in any given situation.
if home: watching a really bad horror movie, or drinking and doing puzzles and singing along to whatever is playing.
But more importantly (I GUESS), you should message me if you're a good, funny man who's looking for something potentially serious and will indulge my thrice-yearly need to listen to early 90s country music.
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