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24 Mahwah, NJ Man


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  • Ages 18-25
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Sep 27, 2013
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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interests include literary criticism, radical leftism, the smell of old books, that blinking light on the mountain that no one investigates or talks about, feminism, king arthur, strange sounds arising from cornfields in the dead of night, kickboxing and hiking. i am biochemically reliant on caffeine. i go to school for science and i read a lot of books and i'm really bad at talking about myself without being self-deprecating. i like trees and i know a lot about birds.
What I’m doing with my life
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i'm a senior ecology major with a minor in environmental science, working on vertebrate paleontology research & some geophysics crap no one cares about. i write for a newspaper which sounds cooler than it is because mostly i do stories about things like what the most popular dog name in my town is (it's Max. Max is the most popular dog name).
I’m really good at
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writing margin notes in novels, petting cats, climbing things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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mostly just a vague nihilistic sadness
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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i have never eaten food. i create my own glucose by photosynthesizing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
all of them are my pet turtle. his name is abe. we're bros.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the Void, ecology, paleontology, literary criticism, crazy shit that lives at the bottom of the ocean - man, there are tubeworms three feet long living on extinct volcanoes a mile below the deepest reaches of the sun. Sometimes I'll be mad about spilling coffee on my shirt and then I'll remember that - consumerism, shakespeare.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You should message me if
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you're mortal & scared & hurtling through an unknowable void on a small rock and feel like cuddling a bunch