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interests include literary criticism, radical leftism, the smell of
old books, that blinking light on the mountain that no one
investigates or talks about, feminism, king arthur, strange sounds
arising from cornfields in the dead of night, kickboxing and
hiking. i am biochemically reliant on caffeine. i go to school for
science and i read a lot of books and i'm really bad at talking
about myself without being self-deprecating. i like trees and i
know a lot about birds.
What I’m doing with my life
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i'm a senior ecology major with a minor in environmental science,
working on vertebrate paleontology research & some geophysics
crap no one cares about. i write for a newspaper which sounds
cooler than it is because mostly i do stories about things like
what the most popular dog name in my town is (it's Max. Max is the
most popular dog name).
I’m really good at
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writing margin notes in novels, petting cats, climbing things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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mostly just a vague nihilistic sadness
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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i have never eaten food. i create my own glucose by
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
all of them are my pet turtle. his name is abe. we're bros.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the Void, ecology, paleontology, literary criticism, crazy shit
that lives at the bottom of the ocean - man, there are tubeworms
three feet long living on extinct volcanoes a mile below the
deepest reaches of the sun. Sometimes I'll be mad about spilling
coffee on my shirt and then I'll remember that - consumerism,
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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you're mortal & scared & hurtling through an unknowable
void on a small rock and feel like cuddling a bunch
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