27 Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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My self-summary
I'm interesting. The best thing since wrestling. Infesting in your kids ears and nesting.
What I’m doing with my life
Oh you know, just zipping around galaxies trying to find new life forms and lost civilizations. Boldly going where no brown man has gone.
I’m really good at
Being a cheeky little bugger.
The first things people usually notice about me
Is me noticing them. They'd usually notify me that my noticing has been noticed by them.
The six things I could never do without
1. 2 balls pizza dough, store-bought or homemade
2. 1 cup tomato or pizza sauce
3. 1/2 cup BBQ sauce
4.1 pound low-moisture mozzarella, thinly sliced or shredded
5.1 chicken breast, cooked and chopped into bite-size pieces
6.Chopped cilantro and green onions, to garnish

Preheat oven to 425°F. If you have a baking stone, place it in the oven to pre-heat.

Using flour as needed, roll out one ball of pizza dough until thin (thin enough so the dough isn't in danger of tearing), about 12 inches across. Transfer the dough to a sheet pan or hot baking stone. Spoon 1/2 cup tomato sauce and 1/4 cup BBQ sauce onto dough. Add half of the sliced mozzarella and half of the chopped chicken.

Bake for 10 to 15 minutes, or until dough is crisp and cheese is melted. Repeat with remaining dough for second pizza, or bake the pizzas side-by-side if your oven is big enough.

Garnish pizzas with cilantro and green onions, and serve while hot.

And there you have it. Baked BBQ chicken pizza. With just 6 things?!

Fuckin' genius right? I know.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Aurora Borealis.

Space & Beyond.

And women, of course.

Also, why the pool of people over here is so fucking boring.
On a typical Friday night I am
Thinking less, drinking more.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like big butts and I cannot lie. There. I fucking said it. Shoot me.
You should message me if
you wanna get sweaty on the kitchen counter. Making baked BBQ chicken pizza with me I mean.