OH COOL. YOU MEAN I GET TO SIT HERE FOR 30 MINUTES AND TYPE ABOUT MYSELF??? ?
-...Yeah, I mean you wanted to update your profile, and there's nothing better to be doing right now. I mean, it could even be more than 30 minutes, this process is pretty long.
-OH BOY, THIS IS SURE WHAT I WANT TO BE DOING ALL NIGHT.
-Look, calm down, I don't think people like it when you type in all caps.
-BUT I'M JUST SO EXCITED.
-Well... I guess they probably wouldn't quite get just how slathered in sarcasm everything you say is without your handy caps-lock key.
-YESSIR

Alright, so get ready for the biggest boat-full of awesome your retinas have ever had the pleasure of turning into nerve impulses. You'll find your brain savoring each electric signal like the last drop of water in your canteen of life suddenly making you aware of the desert you're standing in wishing you had ever-more to quench that thirst that you know will ensue. Luckily for you, there's a faucet right on my page, it'll show up on the bottom of my profile picture when it's flowing; sure to fill your life with more awesome than you can handle.

HERE GOES!!

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Goddamn it. Why isn't it working.

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Alright, so I admit, I don't have anything prepared...Yeah, I knew there was gonna be an essay, but no, I didn't think to prepare ahead of time...
Hrm... guess you'll just have to bear with me.
We'll see if we can't fabricate something for you, but you're gonna have to help out.
Sorry, I've never been one to respect the fourth wall.
Lets start with something I'm interested in:

I am absolutely fascinated with the human mind. Behaviors, habits, the way it sabotages itself, and believes so wholly in the rigidity of the realities it creates.
I am a firm believer in the Law of Attraction. And I don't mean just the surface-level stuff you'll find in the popular books. I mean the laws of the universe that you start to pick up on from delving into studies of the lectures from Abraham Hickes that spurned all of that. The stuff that all ties with Quantum Physics, Buddhism, Eckharte Tolle, Story Waters, Consciousness, etc etc.

I am about as spontaneous and trusting of the universe as anyone you'll meet. I've spent the last couple years of my life studying how to do exactly that.
It's probably the only reason I was able to just up and move to San Francisco from the East Coast, about 3 weeks after visiting for the first time.(February '09)
Which has helped me go from being a junior at Jacksonville University to being stoked that I just landed a job at Starbucks.
But it was just the right thing to do. And was certainly one of the best decisions I've made.

Let me explain: I get to live and hang out with my sister BurntSushi while we do abs class three times a week, parkour, burning man parties, crazy festivals, surfing, get my MM license(gotta love this place), and just live around SF people. All the while working in my down time to establish a business in which I can spend my time helping everyone around me lose weight, get in shape, and feel awesome. What more could I want?
As soon as I feel like handing someone a piece of paper saying I sat at a desk for 4 years, so that I can sit at their desk for the rest of my life, I can finish off school here. But in the mean time I'm just gonna enjoy my freedom.
The only downside I can see is that music has had to take a back seat. But I dunno, it's hard to call having too many things to be passionate about a down-side. I'll get to it when it finds me again.

I evolve constantly. It's my constant focus to do so. I've really found that as long as my mind is in the right place, no matter what I target with my attention I can start seeing beautiful things erupt from it and find a passion to tap into.

My sister is kinda my partner in crime. We just keep each other grounded while we go out, do awesome things and meet people. While still being ready to wake up by 7:00am Monday, haha.

Living it as brilliantly as I can.
Experiencing as much as possible.
Co-creating with everyone I cross paths with.
Saying "yes" to as many situations as humanly possible.

Creating Love.

Understanding my body. I've started really getting in tune with it, and thus begun truly stretching, working out, and eating healthy the right way. I can finally do it all because I love it. Not because I know I'll regret not doing it, but because I finally understand what my body is telling me. And it's been pretty amazing watching things fall into place from there. Watching the belly-pouch melt off and muscle structure show itself.
That's kinda where the wellness business comes in. My body is absolutely in love with HEALTHY weightloss/muscle building supplements. There's alot of wrong ways to do it, but once you find the right ones you know it cause your body will show it.
If you are looking for any help with nutrition/losing weight, etc, I'm probably the guy to talk to.

Probably the fact that they're looking up at me.
I'm 6'6".
Which is fantastic if you like:
-Not worrying about girls being taller than you.
-Playing most sports(Rowing, basketball, rugby,...).
-Hitting your head on low-clearance chandeliers, doorways, and low-hanging branches.
-Giving piggy-back rides.
-Front row views from anywhere at a concert.
-Not needing a step stool to reach that top shelf in your closet.

But it's not so great if you're into:
-Short chicks
-Pants that reach your shoes.
-Driving NASCAR
-Gymnastics
-Not hitting your head on things.
-Finding shoes your size in normal stores.
-Fitting comfortably in friend's cars.

BOOKS:
-Ender's Shadow/Ender's Game - Orson Scott Card is a brilliant author.
-The A Wrinkle in Time series - A childhood favorite. I'm actually re-reading the series right now for S's and G's. Definitely the most enlightened youth's series I've seen. I had no idea when I was younger why I liked it so much. But the author clearly has an incredible grasp of Quantum Physics and Consciousness.
-The Power of Now - I can't say enough about this book or what it's done for me. If you heed nothing else I say: pick up this book. Eckharte Tolle will change you.
-Made to Stick - Modern theories on communication and marketing.
-Animorphs - Pretty sure I read like 30+ of their books back in the day, haha.
-The World is Flat - Pretty awesome view on the new economy that's outsourcing everything.
-Freakanomics - Mr. Levitt will change the way you see economics as a boring classroom topic.
-A New Earth - Eckhart Tolle again, just as powerful as The Power of Now, a further study into the topics expressed in the first book.
-The Sword of Shannara series - More or less, a dark, badass, ripoff of Tolkein's books. Props to Tolkein for innovating the whole idea. But the Shannara series has my heart.
-The Redwall series - Who knew you could make a story of rabbits and rats with swords and kingdoms so fascinating?
-Angels and Demons/Davinci Code - Mmm mmm, delicious.

MOVIES:
August Rush | Waking Life | American Beauty | Down the Rabbit Hole | Troy | 300 | Donnie Darko | The Dark Knight | Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas | Boondock Saints | Anchor Man | Semi-Pro

MUSIC:
30 Seconds to Mars, The Academy Is, AFI, Alexisonfire, Angels and Airwaves, Anthony Green, Atreyu, August Burns Red, Avenged Sevenfold, Ben Folds, Blue October, Bob Marley, Boxcar Racer, Boys Like Girls, Bullet For My Valentine, Brand New, Cartel, Chevelle, Chiodos, Circa Survive, City and Colour, Coheed and Cambria, Cute Is What We Aim For, Dashboard Confessionals, Death Cab for Cutie, Eminem, Emery, The Fall of Troy, Fall Out Boy, Family Force 5, Finch, Green Day, Harloe, Hawthorne Heights, Head Automatica, Incubus, Jimmy Eat World, The Legion of Doom, Luke Pickett, Manchester Orchestra, The Mars Volta, Maroon 5, Matchbook Romance, Mika, Minus the Bear, Mindless Self Indulgence, Motion City Soundtrack, My Chemical Romance, My Fair Verona, A New Found Glory, Panic! At The Disco, Paramore, Portugal The Man, The Postal Service, Queen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Rufio, Saosin, Say Anything, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Senses Fail, Silverstein, Slipknot, Something Corporate, The Sound of Animals Fighting, The Spill Canvas, Story of the Year, The Strokes, Sublime, Sum 41, System of a Down, Taking Back Sunday, Teddy Geiger, Thursday, Tool, Underoath, The Used, Weezer, Yellowcard

FOOD:
Oooh, alright best thing ever:
1. Get a bowl.
2. Throw in a layer of spinach.
3. Zap some brown rice in the microwave.
4. Dump it over the spinach(it'll steam it).
5. Cut up about half of an avocado over the top of it.
6. Add soy sauce.
7. Grab a fork.
8. Orgasm.

I try to stick to a vegan ideal. Turns out we're really not very well built to eat meat products. (blunt teeth, no fangs or claws to catch/eat prey, herbavore-style super-long intestine track[meat literally ROTS on the way through your small intestine, cause it's so long], etc etc.) And it's rather obvious that there's really nothing natural about consuming lots of cow milk.
Milk is designed to turn a 10lb calf into a 400lbs monster. Yet we include it in most EVERY SINGLE MEAL you have every day. ...And we wonder why we're all so fat, haha.

EXTRA:
Dunno where he'd fit in here but Ze Frank and his The Show definitely deserve a spot in my favorite stuff.

-Advocare
-Eckhart Tolle
-Good food
-Good bud
-Beautiful women
-Internet (...Yeah, so I'm a nerd, leave me alone.)