I'm just sojourning in this profile. My main profile lists my home as the UK. It has lots about me, 29.6% of which is a bit dated.

I'll add more here, forthwith (give or take a *blink*). Promise!

Update: Ok, here's a little sumpfin, recommended for musicians only (others: at yer own risk).

This invites meditation on the difference between:

(a) living life
(b) living *a* life

The difference between (a) life-as-activity (not *an* activity), and (b) life-as-object.

In (b): what kind of thing might Life be? Something one can have, like other possessions? Something one can do different things with - or nothing, if one so chooses?

A friend once said that I'm the kind of person who's good at everything they do. But I don't think he's very good at judging such things.

I'm really good at . . . dressing stylishly, with flair.

Ok, I'm not really known as a smart dresser. But I *am* widely renowned for my skill in undressing.

My salient features vary with the circumstance, including the observer. So I dunno.

I like books, movies, music and food. But not necessarily in that order.

For interesting answers, don't ask me, ask someone in Baghdad or "Gitmo".

But (you say), you don't want "interesting", you want ME?

Fine.

When I die, have a look around. See six things that aren't there? Those are them.

Either:

(a) ...with you (of course) doing one of the many, various things we love to do.

~OR~

(b) ...prognosticating.

Hmmm. I guess it would be one of three things.

1) I masturbate most days (unlike you).

~or~

2) I raped, mutilated and murdered my grandmother when she was just a sweet little starry-eyed six-year-old angel. (I've never told this to ANYONE before; keep it down, ok?)

~or~

3) I've never seen a hair on a woman that detracted from her sex appeal. (But gaze upon me lovingly and longingly with brunette eyeballs, and I'll amend this entry. Even blonde or redhead or black-as-night - even if you use the most wastefully expensive conditioners. Probably even if they're shaved or plucked. Eyeballs should be hairless, follicle-less. That's just me, I s'pose.)

~or~

4) I lie sometimes. Sometimes very unconvincingly. (But I'm practicing. How about giving me some time?! But I'm a fast learner; I bet by the end of this profile I'll be able to say something, and you'll be totally unable to guess whether it's a lie or not.)

If you want to.

Or if you don't want to, but can't help it.

Or if someone is holding a gun to your head, saying "message him!" (Trust me, it's not worth it, just DO WHAT HE SAYS!!!)

Or if you're epileptic, and you can blame the message on random thrashing-about. (But throw in a spelling error here and there, to be convincing.)

\|/ \|/ \|/ Ok, then. I guess you know by now that I haven't been completely straight with you, and that some of the statements in this profile are lies. Well, to be honest, this very one is, too. (No, I didn't say "one is two" - that would be a lie.)

Mal.