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My self-summary
I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out. - Darkwing Duck

Hey did you get the amphibious Kevin Costner reference in my name?

A little about me, I feel like as I grow older the better life is and the better I become. I guess I'm like a good whiskey, or a cast iron pan, or Larry David.

I have this philosophy that civilization is like a rubber band that is being stretched to it's unknown far-reaching destination and the rubber band will either snap or bounce back. Bring it on is my attitude.

Thinking and reading and listening and constantly learning is a past time of mine.

I am the type to go out and have sporadic adventures by myself if some of my friends are being crum-bums. Down to meet people on a whim.

Art and music is a constant passion.

I am social but I also enjoy my "me time".

I am more of a night owl than an early bird. Sometimes it's difficult for me to go to bed because I am working on something, doing some personal research on a weird science topic or working on a song, or reading a part in a book so good I can't let it down.

But I love some good rest.

I dislike people who believe that money is inherently evil; I think that making money is a skill and using it for good is an art.

I understand that this is a dating site and not a relationship site. So if I don't meet my future wife, no big deal.

A turn off for me is usually tattoo quotes about something inspirational or whatever like "Reach for the Stars" in cursive and littered with lucky charms stars all around the piece.
I guess just don't be trashy with your body art.

I also don't appreciate know-it-alls.

Oh, and I won't like you if you have halitosis!
I’m really good at
Not certain how/why it occurred but breathing is still a decent activity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dark Tower Series, David Sedaris, Aleister Crowley, National Geographic, Tom Robbins, The Book of Ishmael, Sylvia Plath, Letters to a Young Poet, LA Weekly, endless YouTube tangents, Curb Your Enthusiasm, GOT, Mystery Science Theater 3k, Æon Flux...

There's too many bands and aural artists to name so I'll go by genres:
I like a lot of 80's and 90's music, hip-hop, prog rock, grime, future garage, juke, dark house, minimal tech house, deep house, sweat-box Berlin house, smooth and chill house, trance, trip-hop, DnB, EBM, djent, tech-metal, hardcore, black metal, shoegaze, coldwave, post punk, dream pop, synth pop, different forms of jazz, polyrhythmic ethnic music, middle eastern, African, cinematic/movie scores, ethereal/atmospheric music like Boards of Canada, Arovane, Biosphere, Erik Satie, Arvo Part, Steve Reich, modern classical...etc.

I'm not really into classic rock or really just anything that I've heard a billion times over and over and over and over.
The six things I could never do without
Deja Reve
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Hmm...I like to imagine being involved in some kind of Cyrano De Bergerac scheme where I'm the smart dude and I'm telling the hot dude what to say to the girl he likes through an earpiece. The whole thing would be going fine until a bee flies into my car I'd be all “Argh, get out of here,” and then the hot dude would repeat it and the girl would realize what’s going on and end up falling for me, the smart dude, cause that’s who she liked all along anyways.
You know?
On a typical Friday night I am
Ive found all that there is.... just look at my happy confident swagger, that in and of itself should be enough to convince you (me) (all) of my striking depth of self-reverence, but alas that has only led to this...
; _ ;
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once jumped the Canadian border.
You should message me if
You think Beverly Hills Ninja would be funnier if it was about the story of a displaced Juggalo out on Rodeo Drive around all the hoity-toity shops loitering, bumming cigarettes and spitting on the sidewalk, tryna function and whatnot. WOOP WOOP!!!