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29 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:12am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am from the PNW and have been living back and forth in LA for a few years now.

I have cliché, square, trite interests:

•traveling and exploring

•art/making art, collage and print making

•live events: music, performance, lectures, etc.


•helping people/helping myself

•droppin' knowledge

•interesting books

•making up slang

•I like going treasure hunting


•being somewhat recreationally active

•always researching stuff

•playing and performing music

•staying up too late when I know I have to go to bed to get rest so when I'm at work I'm not a zombie

•linguistics and etymology

•joking around

•hands-on building/constructing, like building a coffee table or a brick patio.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Surfing the Tao☯I guess.

I am a residential construction foreman fixing and building houses during working hours.
Construction has always been my fall-back trade.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not certain how/why it occurred but still breathing is a decent activity .
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know what this means but I get asked for directions a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am currently on the 4th book of the Dark Tower series.
I like but am very selective about self-improvement and occult type books.
Tom Robbins is highly entertaining, like a literary Pollock.
Daniel Quinn's The Book of Ishmael was thought provoking and should be a standard part of school literary criteria.

There's too many bands and aural artists to name so I'll go by genres:
I like a lot of 80's and 90's music, hip-hop, progressive rock, grime, future garage, juke, dark house, deep house, smooth and chill house, trance, trip-hop, djent, tech-metal, hardcore, black metal, shoegaze, coldwave, post punk, dream pop, synth pop, different forms of jazz, polyrhythmic ethnic music, middle eastern, cinematic/movie scores, ethereal/atmospheric music like Boards of Canada, Erik Satie, Arvo Part, modern classical...etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ive found all that there is.... just look at my happy confident swagger , that in and of itself should be enough to convince you (me) (all) of my striking depth of self-reverence, but alas that has only led to this...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hmm...I like to imagine being involved in some kind of Cyrano De Bergerac scheme where I'm the smart dude and I'm telling the hot dude what to say to the girl he likes through an earpiece. The whole thing would be going fine until a bee flies into my car I'd be all “Argh, get out of here,” and then the hot dude would repeat it and the girl would realize what’s going on and end up falling for me, the smart dude, cause that’s who she liked all along anyways.
You know?

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends, going to shows, dining, vacation playing music/jamming.....or at home, savoring the time by myself watching a movie, reading a book, making some awesome meal and then getting some awesome sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once jumped the Canadian border.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
· You think Beverly Hills Ninja would be funnier if it was about the story of a displaced Juggalo out on Rodeo Drive and around all the hoity-toity shops loitering, bumming cigarettes and spitting on the sidewalk, tryna function and whatnot.

· You're local to NE LA

· You have precognizant dreams of the future or past lives

· You want to mix some chaos with your structure or you want to blend some order into your muddle

· You have a rousing interest in vexillology

· You want to talk about books, music, movies, theater, stand-up, food, philosophy, people, economics, geology, art installations, casual active recreating (like bike riding, rollerblading, hiking, swimming), time travel, rooting for underdogs, arts/crafts, sharing of tidbits and factoids and treasure hunting.

· And finally, if you wish to have a good conversation.
Or even if you want to have a bad conversation, because I don't think I've ever met someone who wants one of those, and then that would make for a good conversation, so it's a win-win.