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29 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:18pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am originally from the Pacific Northwest and I love to be in exciting and interesting places to live. I value rubbing elbows with the culture and learning from it as much as possible. Even though I've lived in Los Angeles before, it'll never get old.

I feel like as I grow older the better life is and the better I become. I guess I'm like a good whiskey, or a cast iron pan, or David Lynch. I have this philosophy that civilization is like a rubber band that is being stretched to it's unknown far-reaching destination and the rubber band will either snap or bounce back. Bring it on is my attitude.

I am the type to go out and have sporadic adventures by myself if some of my friends are being crum-bums. Being away from the doldrums is a nice reboot for me.

Boiled down, in a nut shell, I am an ambivert.

I am more of a night owl than an early bird. Sometimes it's difficult for me to go to bed because I am working on something, doing some personal research on a weird science topic or working on a song, or reading a part in a book so good I can't let it down.

But I love some good rest.

I dislike people who believe that money is inherently evil; I think that making money is a skill and using it for good is an art.

I like a woman who does not conform to the status quo. Someone who is full of surprises and is super interesting.
She thinks and acts against the grain sometimes while being under-control.
Drive and aspiration is to me is fucking rad.
She knows the whens and wheres to dressing well, possesses a sharp mind, great sense of humor, and similar flair and interests to myself.

A turn off for me is usually tattoo quotes about something inspirational or whatever like "Reach for the Stars" in cursive and littered with lucky charms stars all around the piece.
I guess just don't be trashy with your body art.

Oh, and I won't want to kiss you if you have halitosis.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a residential construction foreman fixing and building houses during working hours.
Construction has always been my fall-back trade.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not certain how/why it occurred but still breathing is a decent activity .
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Dark Tower Series, David Sedaris, Aleister Crowley, National Geographic, Tom Robbins, The Book of Ishmael, Sylvia Plath, Letters to a Young Poet, LA Weekly, endless YouTube tangents, Curb Your Enthusiasm, GOT, Mystery Science Theater 3k...

There's too many bands and aural artists to name so I'll go by genres:
I like a lot of 80's and 90's music, hip-hop, prog rock, grime, future garage, juke, dark house, deep house, smooth and chill house, trance, trip-hop, djent, tech-metal, hardcore, black metal, shoegaze, coldwave, post punk, dream pop, synth pop, different forms of jazz, polyrhythmic ethnic music, middle eastern, cinematic/movie scores, ethereal/atmospheric music like Boards of Canada, Erik Satie, Arvo Part, modern classical...etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Deja Reve
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hmm...I like to imagine being involved in some kind of Cyrano De Bergerac scheme where I'm the smart dude and I'm telling the hot dude what to say to the girl he likes through an earpiece. The whole thing would be going fine until a bee flies into my car I'd be all “Argh, get out of here,” and then the hot dude would repeat it and the girl would realize what’s going on and end up falling for me, the smart dude, cause that’s who she liked all along anyways.
You know?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once jumped the Canadian border.
You should message me if
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· You think Beverly Hills Ninja would be funnier if it was about the story of a displaced Juggalo out on Rodeo Drive around all the hoity-toity shops loitering, bumming cigarettes and spitting on the sidewalk, tryna function and whatnot. WOOP WOOP!!!