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water_whirled

29 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out. - Darkwing Duck

I feel like as I grow older the better life is and the better I become. I guess I'm like a good whiskey, or a cast iron pan, or David Lynch(?).

I have this philosophy that civilization is like a rubber band that is being stretched to it's unknown far-reaching destination and the rubber band will either snap or bounce back. Bring it on is my attitude.

Thinking and reading and listening and constantly learning is a past time of mine. I once told some friends when I was younger that thinking was one of my favorite things to do and they all looked at me weird.

I am the type to go out and have sporadic adventures by myself if some of my friends are being crum-bums. Down to meet people on a whim.

In a nut shell, I am an ambivert.

I am more of a night owl than an early bird. Sometimes it's difficult for me to go to bed because I am working on something, doing some personal research on a weird science topic or working on a song, or reading a part in a book so good I can't let it down.

But I love some good rest.

I dislike people who believe that money is inherently evil; I think that making money is a skill and using it for good is an art.

I like a woman who does not conform to the status quo. Someone who is full of surprises and is super interesting.
She thinks and acts against the grain sometimes while being under-control.
Drive and aspiration is to me is fucking rad.
She knows the whens and wheres to dressing well, possesses a sharp mind, great sense of humor, and similar flair and interests to myself.

I understand that this is a dating site and not a relationship site. So if I don't meet my future wife, no big deal.
A turn off for me is usually tattoo quotes about something inspirational or whatever like "Reach for the Stars" in cursive and littered with lucky charms stars all around the piece.
I guess just don't be trashy with your body art.
I also don't appreciate know-it-alls.
Oh, and I won't like you if you have halitosis!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not certain how/why it occurred but still breathing is a decent activity .
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dark Tower Series, David Sedaris, Aleister Crowley, National Geographic, Tom Robbins, The Book of Ishmael, Sylvia Plath, Letters to a Young Poet, LA Weekly, endless YouTube tangents, Curb Your Enthusiasm, GOT, Mystery Science Theater 3k...

There's too many bands and aural artists to name so I'll go by genres:
I like a lot of 80's and 90's music, hip-hop, prog rock, grime, future garage, juke, dark house, deep house, smooth and chill house, trance, trip-hop, DnB, EBM, djent, tech-metal, hardcore, black metal, shoegaze, coldwave, post punk, dream pop, synth pop, different forms of jazz, polyrhythmic ethnic music, middle eastern, African, cinematic/movie scores, ethereal/atmospheric music like Boards of Canada, Erik Satie, Arvo Part, Steve Reich, modern classical...etc.

I'm not really into classic rock or really just anything that I've heard a billion times over and over and over and over.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Deja Reve
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hmm...I like to imagine being involved in some kind of Cyrano De Bergerac scheme where I'm the smart dude and I'm telling the hot dude what to say to the girl he likes through an earpiece. The whole thing would be going fine until a bee flies into my car I'd be all “Argh, get out of here,” and then the hot dude would repeat it and the girl would realize what’s going on and end up falling for me, the smart dude, cause that’s who she liked all along anyways.
You know?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
DOING NOTHING!!!
Ive found all that there is.... just look at my happy confident swagger, that in and of itself should be enough to convince you (me) (all) of my striking depth of self-reverence, but alas that has only led to this...
; _ ;
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once jumped the Canadian border.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think Beverly Hills Ninja would be funnier if it was about the story of a displaced Juggalo out on Rodeo Drive around all the hoity-toity shops loitering, bumming cigarettes and spitting on the sidewalk, tryna function and whatnot. WOOP WOOP!!!