Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am an Englishman wondering where to go next.
I am a feminist, because I know what that word means.
I am a teacher, or a chef if I am not teaching.
I've traveled and lived abroad but not nearly enough.
I try my best to be nice to everyone.
I hate labels but I think semantics is important.
I hate consumerism but I still buy shit I don't need.
I hate prejudice and inequality but I am a British, white
I love art but my hands don't do as I ask.
I love to cook but I still learning Vegan cooking.
I live with the best intentions and I'm interested in things.
I know what I want but I don't know if I should want it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to get one of the following as a pet:-
- Baby monkey
Will be trained to be a monkey butler.
. This is
the main aim. I've never seen an ocelot!
. Or baby turtle
- Sloth in
, again preferably a baby.
- One of those tiny lizards
the size of a
- Aye Aye
- Ryan Gosling's character from Lars and the Real Girl
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using way too much garlic in my cooking.
Critically analysing Disney/Pixar films. For example:
Toy Story One is about immigration and globalisation.
Toy Story Two is about sex trafficking.
Toy Story Three about the holocaust.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have a longer list of books waiting than I have time in the
Currently reading some Houellebecq. Amazing!
Now re-reading Freire
Alan Watts lectures. All sorts of music. Recently been listening to
I love all food, and i love to try new things. Right now though,
polenta covered in sriracha
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The current overly ambitious project I am working on.
Why the world is so full of mindless bureaucracy.
How much happier people would be if they didn't try to emulate some
ridiculous gender role perpetuated by the media.
What to cook next.
How I will get through my mountain of unread books.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My dancing has been mocked on three continents. So far!
You should message me if
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You don't conform to gender stereotypes and are willing to message
You'd like to start a long-distance, hand-written letter
You don't feel you have to wear make up every day.
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