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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19-38
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 11:07am
Straight, Heteroflexible, Queer
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Post grad
English (Fluently), Korean (Somewhat), Russian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am an Englishman wondering where to go next.

I am a feminist, because I know what that word means.
I am a teacher, or a chef if I am not teaching.
I've traveled and lived abroad but not nearly enough.
I try my best to be nice to everyone.
I hate labels but I think semantics are important.
I hate consumerism but I just bought a Blender.
I hate prejudice and inequality but I am a British, white male.
I love art but my hands don't do as I ask.
I love to cook but I still learning Vegan cooking.
I live with the best intentions and I'm interested in things.
I know what I want but I don't know if I should want it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to get one of the following as a pet:-

- Baby monkey. Will be trained to be a monkey butler.
- Ocelot. This is the main aim. I've never seen an ocelot!
- Baby tortoise. Or baby turtle.
- Sloth in pajamas, again preferably a baby.
- One of those tiny lizards the size of a thumbnail.
- Pygmy hippo.
- Aye Aye.
- Fennec Fox.
- Ryan Gosling's character from Lars and the Real Girl.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using too much garlic in my cooking.

Critically analysing Disney/Pixar films. For example:

Toy Story One is about immigration and globalisation.
Toy Story Two is about sex trafficking.
Toy Story Three about the holocaust.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Je ne sais quoi.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have a longer list of books waiting than I have time in the day.
Currently reading some Houellebecq. Amazing!
Now re-reading Freire

Alan Watts lectures. All sorts of music. Recently been listening to Bear McCreary.

I love all food, and i love to try new things. Right now though, polenta covered in sriracha
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The current overly ambitious project I am working on.
Why the world is so full of mindless bureaucracy.
How much happier people would be if they didn't try to emulate some ridiculous gender role perpetuated by the media.
What to cook next.
How I will get through my mountain of unread books.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Open to suggestions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My dancing has been mocked on three continents. So far! Even my five year old students laugh (((
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't conform to gender stereotypes and are willing to message first.

You'd like to start a long-distance, hand-written letter correspondence.

You want to listen to Bill Murray sing Roxy Music over and over.