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26 M Sherman Oaks, CA

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
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Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm the heir to the Sharper Image empire, my grandfather was Edward J. Sharperimage. I don't like to think my immense wealth really defines me, but it does.

My friends call me Travis, and so do acquaintances, and legal documents, and anyone that knows my name.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I go to film school and stress about the other things I should probably also be doing. If my friends are available for what might super liberally be defined as adventure, so am I, even if I'm not.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking to weird strangers, making up words, doing like a dozen solid push-ups before getting winded, and avenging my uncle. I guess you could say I'm a jack of all trades.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most of the comments I get are on my chin. Ultimately, I lucked out genetically, because if my dad's "chin" is any indication, I'm at least a quarter walrus.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Shaun of the Dead, Groundhog Day, Lawrence of Arabia, Fifth Element, Terminator 2, Princess Bride, Serenity, Spirited Away (and any Miyazaki), Hero, Die Hard, Ghostbusters, Fargo, The World's End, Back to the Future, Midnight in Paris, like a billion more.

TV: Doctor Who, Firefly, Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Cowboy Bebop, Spaced, Wilfred, Sherlock, Frasier, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Parks and Rec, Futurama, The Thick of It, House of Cards, Misfits, etc etc.

Books: Great Gatsby, World War Z, Dune, Harry Potter, The Hobbit, The Gift of Asher Lev, Count of Monte Cristo, etc.

Music: This list would be long and confusing. Let's just go for a drive and I'll throw shuffle on and you can judge me then.

Food: Literally everything. Thai is probably my favorite. The likelihood that I'm eating pizza as you're reading this is probably embarrassingly high.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends and I came up with this idea for the "D-Wing" of the X-Men. People that are born with powers that are mostly worthless. I'll list the six that are the most entertaining, since this is the most mega-asinine prompt here (some of these are mine, some come from my friends).

1. Someone that can walk on walls, but not the ground.
2. A woman that can teleport, but only vertically.
3. A 12 year old that can turn invisible, but only while drunk.
4. A guy that's really, really good at skateboarding.
5. A guy that can survive in any environment, but only while sleeping.
6. A woman that can see the future of Temecula.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Foiling bank robberies. Saving Christmas (like, from evil, not the media or non-Christians. Like if there was a guy who used an ancient crystal to steal Christmas joy, and I was in a position to be Christmas' champion. I wrote a script about it, I'm 8 years old). The time the dinosaur said "Alan..." in Jurassic Park III.

"The network is on an internet." - Actual line from the 1998 Gozilla.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes out with friends, sometimes lounging with friends, sometimes breaking hearts, usually remembering the Alamo.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'd probably eat tomatoes the same way I eat apples if society would just be cool for once and stop being a judgmental asshole.

No, but seriously, if anyone saw the way I eat when I'm alone, no one would love me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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I realized this is usually the first section I read in a woman's profile, just so I know if I'd have to grow a beard, get loads of tattoos, convert to Judaism, or spontaneously develop an Irish accent. I really have no idea what to put here, though. Be cool, have fun, and though I'd be very down for a tatted Irish Jew, being none of those things isn't a deal breaker. Having a thick beard probably is though.

If you have a D-Wing idea that made you smirk because you're not afraid to be amused by yourself because people are frequently intimidated by how clever you are, I need to know it and pass it off as my own. Please.