I'm a Seattle native coming to UK via Norway in a few days. First time in London, I wouldn't say no to a little guidance. Let's meet at your favorite cafe, pub or park and talk about how crazy Putin is or how every bathroom in Norway has heated floors. Or perhaps you want to see Red Fang, Four Tet, Tycho or Forest Swords over the next few weeks.. I won't be missing any of those shows.
I like stand up comedy (Bill Burr and Louis CK most of all), burlesque, Cards Against Humanity, chess.