Functional adult seeks similar for various grown-up activities.

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I'm not actually 'single' right now, but I do enjoy a good perve on all of you crazy diamonds out there in the online dating sphere. However, if you are sufficiently tasty: message away, hotstuff.

Shameless, outgoing and on the perpetual quest for knowledge; can usually be found chortling at internet in-jokes and bopping like a loon to disco on the radio. I'm a professional musician of the worst kind (an opera singer), and am almost always humming something or other.

Things I like:
- Poor puns
- Crap films
- Cooking followed by eating (I used to be a chef)
- Pub quizzes
- Watching dance programmes and then doing poor imitations of them in the privacy of my own home
- Receiving post: I hate Sundays for this reason alone
- European crime dramas (I know, I know)
- Snow
- Karaoke: Oh my, do I love karaoke
- Entire days devoted to harebrained DIY/culinary projects

In training to be the next Pavarotti, judging by the amount of cake and/or cheese I can eat at one sitting. Can usually be found trawling the internet for stupid pictures, learning my lines, or contemplating doing the washing up (but never quite mustering the strength).

Procrastinating. I can also recite the first three rows of the periodic table.

Apparently I'm 'funny'. I'm still not sure whether this is a backhanded compliment. At any rate, I have a truly astonishing repertoire of filthy jokes.

I like books, I like films... Who doesn't like this stuff? I'm a particular fan of post-apocalyptic/dystopian fiction (The Road, Children of Men, plus the usual classics).

Lipbalm. Seriously, what do they put in that stuff that makes it so addictive? If there was a salt and vinegar Pringles-flavoured lipbalm, I'd be in deep trouble.

Books and scores: I now own a larger volume of musical scores than I do clothes, even including my expanding repertoire of ballgowns for performing (and flouncing around the house like a pretty princess).

Which route to take to the supermarket in order to pet the largest number of friendly cats. Impending global environmental crises. Who the hell voted for Boris.

Probably rehearsing, or chillin' in front of a movie after a hectic week of... Rehearsing.

I own the entire back-catalogue of David Attenborough documentaries. That's not really a secret though, I'm pretty proud of my love of the Attenborough.

- You love to dance, even if you're terrible at it
- You don't mind washing up if I do the cooking
- You aren't an awkward shut-in, don't wear fedoras/trench coats, and don't have a poorly-groomed beard.

I'm looking for someone kind, with an easy smile and dry sense of humour. I'd like to find someone who shares my passion for yelling out (mostly incorrect) answers while watching University Challenge. Bonus points if you'll come lifting with me! I need a spotter, and someone who won't laugh at my (currently) pitiful bench.