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19 M Austin, TX

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Hispanic / Latin
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English, French (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
When I shave, I like to make Hector Salamanca faces at myself.

Hi. I honestly have very little of an idea of who I am right now, I'm changing a lot. Like a beautiful butterfly that dies 24 hours out of the cocoon without a proboscis just trying to find a mate. But a moth instead. I'm more of a moth.
Side note: Moths are fuzzy and kinda fat, while butterflies are skinny and smooth. In almost every animal, the moth's attributes would garner a cute label but this seems to be an exception to most people. Weird.

Anywho, I'm a very laid-back guy who doesn't really care about much other than just trying to enjoy life. I'm just interested in drifting along for a while before I find out what I'll do for a living. I love learning and I especially love science. I pick up on most things incredibly quickly and I would much rather learn on my own than be taught. I grew up playing a lot of video games with friends and that's still my main hobby, because killing demons or skeletons or people or whatever while screaming at your friends is incredibly fun. Food is probably the best thing worth living for. I LOVE trying new foods and have mastered the art of chewing, since I haven't almost choked to death in a very long time. Animals are awesome and I recently saw my first possum, which is much cuter than I anticipated. I'm a big fan of sharks--giant, lumbering beasts that patrol the seas for BLOOD with their incredibly toothed maws and devour anything they please.
So. Cool.

I'll talk about anything. I really mean literally anything. You want to talk to me about whatever; do it! You need someone to talk to about nothing, I'm here. I like talking about dreams because I have like 3-4 a night and it gets a bit overwhelming.

I just asked a very good friend to describe me, she said "I dunno how." So, yeah. Get to know me! I'll probably fill this out with things I find noteworthy at random.

Oh, I'm from Odessa, TX. The land is completely flat, there is dirt everywhere, the ground is being drilled of oil and soon it will be as empty as the hopes and dreams of the people there. Great place to grow up! One cool thing though was that there was hornytoads there. Those things are awesome.

Things found noteworthy at pseudo-random:
-I really like bad puns. The kind that are so bad they make you laugh hard because of other people's reactions.
-My favourite Pokemon type is ghost! I have X if you want to play.
-Watashi wa pankeki desu
-Je suis un mage
-Yo tengo un fuego en mi corazon...por tacos
-I believe music is meant to be enjoyed at a level some would consider loud.
-I really like ice cream despite being mildly lactose intolerant, because lactose is an abomination.
-I usually am on a sleep schedule which consists of me being up until sunrise.
-I feel terrible about killing anything, even small pests, because I don't feel like I should be governing what gets to enjoy life.
-I'm really into coffee. Like, it's somewhat of a hobby.
-I probably want to be good friends with you before attempting any sort of relationship thing.
-I like to make up anti-jokes.
-Spiders are cute.

I'm an INTP if that matters at all.
What I’m doing with my life
That includes strictly friends! I'm not exactly looking for a relationship, but if it happens then I won't object. I'm also going for a Biology degree, and should be done with that in about two years, then who knows?

I'm also trying out a ton of different hobbies. So far I draw, paint, photoshop and am soon going to start learning bass and work on my French a bit more. Maybe other languages. Might pick up tennis again, I need a way to stay in shape.
I’m really good at
I'm fantastic at video games, except Mario Party because of those goddamn star thieves.
UPDATE: I am one of those goddamn star thieves
I'm really good at Dota 2. My team played against nth before they changed their name to Alliance. I even got first blood! Then we totally lost but that doesn't matter.
I'm moderately good at drawing. To prove this, I once drew a sloth-monkey. You can ask me for pics too if you want, I like sharing my art.
I'm great at eating your leftovers at a restaurant!
Making you smile! :)Making you hate me in a lovable way.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have these thick black glasses that encompass my face. If you make me nervous I'll drop things, which I have recently learned.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Can't say I read too much anymore outside of reddit. :(
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Great Gatsby, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Phantom Tollbooth, The Hobbit, and a few Star Wars books.
I read The Kite Runner and I thought it was mediocre.

To be honest, I don't watch many movies. I recently watched The Shawshank Redemption and loved it, and I love most comedies. Ooh, Kung Fu Hustle. Pacific Rim was awesome!
New: The Wolf of Wall Street was amazing. Jesus what a movie.

Breaking Bad, Rick and Morty, Orange is the New Black, Portlandia, Parks and Rec, The League, Arrested Development, Avatar, Its Always Sunny, The Inbetweeners, American Dad, Adventure Time, Louie, King of the Hill, Futurama, Superjail, Food Network in general.

Alexisonfire, Circa Survive, The Fall of Troy, Metric, The Strokes, Arctic Monkeys, Wu Tang, Crystal Castles, Between the Buried and Me, Purity Ring, At the Drive-In, The Mars Volta, Die Antwoord, The Blow, Death Cab for Cutie, Gorillaz, Horse the Band, Ladytron, Brother Ali, M83, Mastodon, The Black Dahlia Murder, Franz Ferdinand, Minus the Bear, Modest Mouse, Portugal. The Man, Pixies, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Postal Service, Radiohead, The Sound of Animals Fighting, Justice

If you have Spotify here's my personal playlist:

Sushi, any Mexican food(tortas especially), hot dogs, BBQ with lots of sauce, oh man I love just about everything but seafood. I have lots of cravings for ice cream but I'm a bit susceptible to lactose poisoning. :(
BREAD I love bread.

I feel like I missed a loooot here.
The six things I could never do without
1. Procrastination
2. Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why'd I walk into this room?
What the hell I'm going to do with the (hopeful) next sixty(thousand) years of my life.
If I really like the Mexican versions of foods/drinks better or if I'm racist and appropriate them towards myself because I am indeed Mexican.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably going out to eat followed by playing some games with friends.
Trying to shuffle that one song I want to listen to out of 2400 because I'm too lazy to search.
Every so often I'll go feast on the innocent. THAT'S A JOKE. There are no innocent. :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love the colour of blood and the smell of isopropyl alcohol. Hospitals are awesome and the food isn't as bad as everyone says.
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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–22
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like self-deprecating humour even if you're not good at it.
You forget what you're going to write here. oh my god I think some people referenced this in their messages to me and I didn't realize
You like talking about your dreams.
You like cooking/baking with people!
You're "weird."
You have a natural curiosity to the world around you.
You're not okay with complacency.
Show me you're different.