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Striped_taco

25 F Oegstgeest, Netherlands

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 19–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jul 27
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Dutch (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), Chinese (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I look forward to
The zombie apocalypse
Kill all the undead.

To quote the captain
Five cards stud and nothing wild
Sky is the limit.


Give me potatoes
Flowers are not edible
And they attract bugs...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Average student
Working on her bachelor
Future lies ahead

What shall I do though?
Decisions yet to be made
Let's keep exploring...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Starting with haiku
Can't finish the profile now
Regretting the choice.

Cooking and baking
I make delicious brownies
Hate doing dishes...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Funny and sexy
With a gorgeous smile to boot
DUDE, CHECK OUT THAT RACK!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I will update this as I feel like it.

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Pride and prejudice and zombies, Sense and sensibility, Lord of the rings series (the Silmarillion is awful, though), cooking books, schrijfwijzer, Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, Sherlock Holmes, The fault in our stars, The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared

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High School Musical 1, 2, 3, Twilight (I can totally explain this one with great reasons!), Harry Potter 1-7, Hanna, Zombieland, Tucker & Dale vs. Evil, Legally Blonde, LotR, Welcome Back, Mr. McDonald (Rajio no jikan), Resident Evil, Black Sheep, Bubble Boy, The Beguiled, Last Holiday, Memento, Princess Diaries, Easy A

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Combichrist, pendulum, nine inch nails, lady gaga, sugababes, backstreet boys, johnny cash, jeugd van tegenwoordig, britney spears, disney songs, rihanna, green day, beyonce, kesha, avril lavigne, taio cruz, justin bieber, kmfdm, metallica, chris brown, lil wayne, re:japan, far east movement, katy perry, the script, paramore, LMFAO, linkin park, lost prophets, bloodhound gang, arctic monkies, eminem, 50 cent, b2st, t.a.t.u., slagsmalsklubben, michael buble, rain, goo goo dolls, rich astley, miley cyrus, prodigy, paradise lost, jem, journey, flyleaf, covenant, the peoples republic of europe, infected mushroom, pearl jam, the cure, cassie, fly to the sky, venetian snares, frank sinatra, billy joel, arctic monkeys, busted, bee gees, 5ive, backstreet boys, nsync, gigi d'agostino, grendel, the shanghai restauration project, nickelback, placebo, dido, blue stahli, la roux, yoji biomehanika, neophyte, rammstein, rotterdam terror corps, kittie, suicide commando, skinny puppy, rob zombie, silent civilian, velvet acid christ, sister machine gun, soulfly, little match girl, rick astley, zeromancer, daft punk, scooter, vitalic, aqua, depeche mode, slipknot, goldfinger, zombienation, new order, sia, freezepop, audioslave, my chemical romance, vnv nation, pink, lumidee, sean paul, pussycat dolls, blue, aural vampire, does anybody even read this shit, nelly furtado, sunrise avenue, robbie williams, less than jake, anathema, kelly clarkson, panic! at the disco, spice girls, gorillaz, roxette, powerman 5000, sentenced, snow patrol, wumpscut, the killers, twisted sister, soulfly, korn, fear factory, counting crows, hocico, bodyrox, chipz, weezer, scissor sisters, fatboy slim, dry kill logic, decoded feedback, feindflug, kiew, spor, matrix, ne-yo, sarah mclachlan, god module, paris hilton, black eyed peas, wondergirls, girl's generation, fountains of wayne, shanadoo, captain jack, james blunt, christina aguilera, partysquad, infernal, josh groban, morningwood, ashanti, live, guns 'n roses, basshunter, white stripes, anouk, tina turner, atreyu, the calling, saybia, stray cats, aerosmith, garbage, the offspring, girls aloud, narcotic thrust, brown eyed girls, will smith, kate ryan, cascada, b.o.b., alice in chains, westlife, amerie, hilary duff, system of a down, alicia keys, the girls, prince, ten story relapse, dbsk, alice cooper, marilyn manson, hoobastank, savage garden, boyzone, royksopp, freestylers, john denver, good charlotte, toy box, cephalgy, soggy bottom boys, kermit the frog, elize, eva simons, elvis, akcent, teddybears sthlm, enrique iglesias, the carpenters, dream theater, basement jaxx, chemical brothers, nadiya, asrai, hello saferide, kristinia debarge, goldfinger, avenged sevenfold, mariah carey, ying yang twins, beyonce, nas, slayer, haddaway, al corley, fort minor, soft ballet, avenue q, bruce springsteen, jewel, justin timberlake, culture club, edwyn collins, oasis, chopin, debussy, rachmaninoff, battle, dope, kosheen, korsakoff, led zeppelin, nirvana, nonpoint, armin van buuren, decoded feedback, days of the new, dandy warhols, warp brothers, michael whiteline, bruno mars, ac/dc, david guetta, disturbed, ducksauce, flo rida, florence and the machine, la roux, kanye, mgmt, mumford & sons, radiohead, onerepublic, skream, taylor swift, train, wiz khalifa, glitch mob, skrillex, deadmau5, noisia, MC SMACKDISTRICT

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CHEESE, STEAK, spinach pie, mom's cooking, cadbury's chocolate, pizza, lasagna, instant noodles, edamame, sushi, sashimi, fried rice with spam, kellogg's chocos coco pops, brinta, kapsalon, lahmacun, scallops, creamy fatty salted butter, KFC, random midnight cooking with whatever there is left

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Portal 1 & 2 , Neverwinter Nights, Supreme Commander 2, Minecraft, Braid, American McGee's Alice, Minesweeper, VVVVVV, Patapon

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Jimmy Carr <3
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, bras and money
insecticide, a blanket
Medium rare steak... <3

Now let me sketch a scene that is worth a lot more words than in a haiku. You sit there, with your cutlery in hands. You stare at your plate on which a beautiful sight has been placed. You close your eyes and take in the godly smells, wafting up your nose and into your brain. Your eyes open again to behold the well cooked outer layer, seasoned with a simple mixture of salt and pepper, shining with the butter and decorated with scars of the flaming grill.

You stick your fork tenderly in the meat and cut it open with the sharp steak knife. Blood flows out of the cut, surrounding the steak with a puddle of it's own delicious juices. Medium rare you ordered, medium rare you got. You can't hold back any longer, that steak is yours. Stab it, cut it, stab it, cut it, repeating actions that you perform as if in trance. When you get to the last piece on your plate, once harbouring a delicious piece of meat, you suddenly realise that the constant orgasm in your mouth with the tingling sensation of the meat gliding over your tongue will be over soon. You stop to admire this last piece, think about how you will savour this moment, this last piece of meat heaven.

And there it goes, hidden from sight behind your wet lips, followed by the quiet, yet final swallow. You lick your lips, trying to get the last bit of that taste, when you realise your plate still carries a parting gift for you: the fries and the red juices of blood, mixed with the seasoning.

Even though the fries are unworthy of this holy mixture, you still dip them in. If you were at home you could drink it and lick the plate clean, but out in public you must restrain yourself. So you take some fries and drown them in the juices, trying to get every last drop in your body, not letting any go to waste. Damn fries, they don't do as well a job as your tongue! You feel every fiber of your body trembling under the stress of behaving yourself, but you hold on. By the time you finish your meal, the plate is cleaned up thoroughly, as if it had just been licked clean or been through a dishwasher. You are satisfied. The vegetables are untouched.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Witty as O'Neill
Resourceful as MacGyver
Can I be that way?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On the internet
Don't mind a quiet night in
Inner dork comes out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Viggo Mortensen,
Clint Motherfucking Eastwood (in his younger years, before he talked to empty chairs)
I'm so gar for you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you can teach me more about guns or can train me to become a sniper, please, by all means, shoot me a message! (PUN INTENDED)

If you can survive a zombie attack and are of use to me. In return: I have no problems with killing in times of need, nor do I flinch at the sight of blood. I do what needs to be done. I killed my companion cube in Portal without thinking, just to get on.

If you like to nerd out with stuff like Star Trek DS9, TNG and Voyager, Stargate SG-1, Battlestar Galactica, xkcd, /po/ etc. I love arguing about which Star Trek is the best, exchanging webcomics and bantering about stuff like string theory. Also, it doesn't matter if you're more into Star Trek or Star Wars: we're all lovers of sci-fi.

If you would be gar for AACHAA, Aragorn and Clint Eastwood in his younger years. (If you are Aragorn, don't hesitate to contact me). Oh, and Seven of Nine, if you read this from the future, beam me up, baby.

PICTURES OF PUGS AND OTHER ADORABLE UGLY DOGS :3

I won't reply to messages with haiku.