Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Me: Good condition with very low miles; athletic (esp tennis!);
honest; irreverent; liberal-minded; non-religious; selective;
empathetic; overworked; often sarcastic; drug, smoke, and
disease-free; loving towards kids, animals, and good people.
Alone for the last few years. Like 10.80. But who's counting, rt?
Ideally, I'd like to share a home w/ a great gal and have a baby or
two. But I'm willing to just share life w/ a great gal. If she's
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working (in corporate litigation. It's boring and the peeps have
robotic personalities, so I'm looking for something more
useful/beneficial to humanity). Doing everything I can to make sure
my daughter is happy. Paying bills. Saving up for a nice home/farm
with a pool, tennis court, and a big-ass yard for the rescue
dogs/animals and chilluns that I want to have. Someday soon, I
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a dad; taking care of kids; tennis; writing/editing;
listening to & observing others; cracking jokes; planning
vacations (Portugal, India, and Cuba are next, I think); knowing
near-useless info about cars and motorcycles
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No idea. Blue eyes, I guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: Just finished The Light Between Oceans by M.L. Stedman.
Excellent, and thought-provoking. I read a lot. It's one of my
absolute favorite things to do.
SHOWS: Ray Donovan; Shameless; Bar Rescue; UFC; The Profit; Narcos.
Although I just cut the cord and dropped cable. I'm missing
nothing. It feels good. Esp since Verizon sucks ass.
MOVIES: Cool Hand Luke; The African Queen; No Country for Old Men;
Dumb & Dumber; Deliverance; Airplane!; Gumball Rally; Pulp
Fiction; The Godfather; Inglorious Basterds; Blood Diamond; Fargo;
Meatballs!; Caddyshack; Fast Times at Ridgemont High; My Cousin
FOOD: I don't think animals should be killed for our mere culinary
pleasure, so I do my best to avoid animal flesh. No cow, pig, lamb,
etc. Occasional salmon, chicken, and turkey, but I'm trying to
avoid those as well. Thai, Indian, Japanese; Mexican; Italian (Esp
Pizza. From Roberta's In Bushwick!); craft beer (esp Mathilda by
MUSIC: Led Zep, Soundgarden, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Pink Floyd,
Wolfmother, the Doors, Steely Dan, AC/DC, Nirvana, Hall &
Oates, Steely Dan, White Stripes, Black Sabbath, BeeGees, Rush,
Guns 'n' Roses, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My daughter; music; exercise; something to read; hope; friends;
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My daughter. She's 21. I worry.
Animals' plight. Or, more accurately, our willingness to ignore the
torture and murder of animals so that we can enjoy the fleeting
pleasure of eating their flesh. If I was king, I'd ban all killing
of animals for food. We'd get over it. We don't need hot dogs,
steak, pulled pork, lamb chops, hamburgers, chicken parm, etc. We
just don't. Ugh. :-(
Massive income inequality in the U.S.
Pollution and global warming.
I'd love to meet a great woman, buy a big house with a sprawling
yard, and have some kids together. I worry that's never going to
happen. I'm on a hot streak of over a decade of not meeting anyone,
so surely my luck will turn soon...so far, no bites on this site.
That's ok. I'm patient, and I'm used to being alone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...either at the gym, playing tennis, or at home unwinding from
another week at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dislike rollercoasters, mayonnaise, lobster, capers, the taste of
alcohol, cigarettes, unnecessary cosmetic sugery (it's false
advertising), corpulence, Kim Kardashian, and most Republicans.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you are kind, have a great sense of humor, you aren't
self-absorbed, have no STD's, like to laugh, are liberal-minded,
like kids and animals, are not super-religious or married, and
don't smoke. Also, if you're cold, emotionally distant, repressed,
mean-spirited, bitter, angry, racist, or spiteful, then we won't be
a good match.
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