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Stuart7661

39 M Kīhei, HI

My Details

Last Online
Aug 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a misfit. A little dark and different.

I grew up in Texas. I followed a girl to Seattle and stayed there for 15 years. I moved to Maui the summer of 2013. After living in the rainy NW, Maui has quite a welcome change.

I like chillin on the beach. Bodyboarding. Talking about music. Drinking a beer. I may get tired of it one day. But I'm wondering why I didn't move sooner.

"The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion."
What I’m doing with my life
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Fokken $tuff up.

Planning my mid-life crisis.
I’m really good at
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Useless trivia, ukulele, driving fast, seeing through fake bullshit, blowin up systems and fuckin up ex$pen$ive $hit.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My third eye. Or my third leg.

Seriously
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like history and biographies. I get enough fiction from TV and interwebs.

Love most types of movies. Except musicals and campy date movies.

When I watch tv, it's usually comedies. I like Wilfred, Louie, Family Guy, Big Bang Theory, Misfits

Music is a big part of my life. I'm all over the place. Tom Waits to Rammstein and all you can fit in between.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bolt cutter
Box cutter
Brick
Cocktails (the kind that light up)
Noise
Mary Jane
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How am I gonna get out of this mess?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sippin dom-perignon
C'est si bon
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm right outside your window!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you think you can ruin me.