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Stuart7661

39 M Lahaina, HI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I grew up in east Texas. Lived in Seattle for 15 years. I moved to Maui in 2013. I'm having a blast. Got a great job working for an art gallery. I've made some great friends. But I don't seem to be meeting anyone else like me on Maui. I don't do yoga. I don't go to the gym. I eat what I want. I like to bodyboard. Chill out on the beach with a beer and a bowl. I'm 420 friendly. I'm a nihilist. So I'm not spiritual. But I don't try to debate beliefs with others. Do what makes the most sense to you. Intelligence is attractive. But gotta be able to laugh without being offended by dark humor. I got a unique style. And am not concerned with expensive shit. I think it's cool to make thrift store clothes look fancy. I used to be a DJ. So music is a big part of my life.

And I'm really bad at writing about myself.

"The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion."
What I’m doing with my life
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Fokken $tuff up.

Planning my mid-life crisis.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Useless trivia, ukulele, driving fast, seeing through fake bullshit, blowin up systems and fuckin up ex$pen$ive $hit.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My third eye. Or my third leg.

Seriously
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like history and biographies. I get enough fiction from TV and interwebs.

Love most types of movies. Except musicals and campy date movies.

When I watch tv, it's usually comedies. I like Wilfred, Louie, Family Guy, Big Bang Theory, Misfits

Music is a big part of my life. I'm all over the place. Tom Waits to Rammstein and all you can fit in between.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bolt cutter
Box cutter
Brick
Cocktails (the kind that light up)
Noise
Mary Jane
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How am I gonna get out of this mess?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sippin dom-perignon
C'est si bon
You should message me if
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you think you can ruin me.