I'm a misfit. I'm dark and different. I joke and laugh a lot. But I can also be very serious.
I eat meat. I drink. I smoke. I'm 420 friendly. I don't do yoga, running or climbing. But I love the outdoors and backpacking and hiking.

I don't belong to any political party or movements. I am atheist, nihilist, and anarchist. I am creative, charming and funny. My destiny and legacy are in my own hands. And I'm very resourceful.

People seem to generally be very comfortable around me. Maybe because even when I'm not having a good day, I still try to make others smile. People tend to share lots of personal information with me and come to me for advice and guidance. If they only knew what a wreck inside I really am.

I like road trips and love to drive. I like old things and found things. So I really enjoy flea markets, antique shops, thrift stores, and outdoor markets.

A life without music is no life at all. I play a few instruments. I used to be a DJ. Now I mostly play ukulele. I appreciate just about all types of music. But can be picky about what I choose to listen to. I'd like to go see more live shows but don't like going out alone. So I only get to see a few shows a year when one of my friends wants to see the same show and our schedules match (I work late on weeknights).

"The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion."

Fokken $tuff up.

Planning my mid-life crisis.

Useless trivia, ukulele, driving fast, seeing through fake bullshit, blowin up systems and fuckin up ex$pen$ive $hit.

My third eye. Or my third leg.

Seriously

When I read books, history and biographies are my favorite. I get enough fiction from TV and interwebs.

Love most types of movies. Except musicals and campy date movies.

When I watch tv, it's usually comedies. I like Wilfred, Louie, Family Guy, Big Bang Theory, Misfits

Music is a big part of my life. I mostly listen to indie. KEXP always. I just went through a hip hop phase. But now I'm listening to a lot of late 80's early 90's industrial.

Bolt cutter
Box cutter
Brick
Cocktails (the kind that light up)
Noise
Mary Jane

How am I gonna get out of this mess?

sippin dom-perignon
C'est si bon

YiPPie-Kai-YaY
MuDDaFuKKa!!

I got thrown out of an orgy for bringing pot. Guess it wasn't that kind of a party.

That's a lie. Most of my stories and anecdotes are lies.

But that's a lie too

you think you can ruin me.