I can compose a proper sentence and I consider that to be a pretty marketable skill. I even know the difference between "effect" and "affect", "there", "they're" and "their"... not that I should really be proud of that; these things happen when you're raised by an English major... also, I promise that I didn't google those words. You'll just have to use your trust there.
I love the Cardinals. I also love the Packers. I do not nor will I ever apologize for either of these except in the form of "sorry the Cardinals are amazing" or "I am terribly sorry you feel saddened that my team deprived you of a shot at the super bowl this year".
Oh, and my name's in the alphabet. One of my favorite features of my name. "...q, r, S T U, v..." I'll bet you $5 you don't know anyone else who can say that. No, initials don't count, and you can't create any elaborate crazy nickname for them.
I let humor run my life. Fair warning: I'm a punaholic. I love shock comedy. If it exists and I can make a joke about it, I probably will. Life's too short to be negative and uptight all the time.
I am fully out of the closet and I work as a youth minister for a local church. Take that as you will; a lot of people tend to think that means I'm going to try to convert them or something, and while I would assure you that is not my intention, people either seem to be gung-ho about the fact that I have faith or they're close-minded and have this preconceived notion that Christianity and homosexuality are mutually exclusive and I'm stupid for believing what I believe. That's for you to decide, but I really enjoy what I do, and I'm not here to tell you what you need to believe. Anyways, yes, the church knows, they knew when they hired me, the congregation knows; everyone seems to love me and there have been no issues. Really, it's a great job and I love what it's doing for my life. Plus I get to wear band t-shirts to staff meetings and blare my radio in the parking lot and nobody bats an eye because "oh, lol, it's the youth minister, just be glad he's not doing donuts in the church van again..."
Anyways, that's enough random stuff about me. Feel free to contact me if you wanna know anything; I'm pretty easy-going.