Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name's Stu. I'm 6'3 and regret every second of it. If you are
shorter and wish you were taller, look toward the nearest lighting
fixture and be glad you can fit beneath it. If you can't, I'm
sorry, and I feel your pain. Also, ceiling fans are assholes.
Giant, concussion-inducing assholes.
I don't like to take life too seriously. Don't get me wrong- I'm
serious enough when it counts- but I like to let humor take the
wheel when it can.
Everyone seems to think I look super intimidating at first and then
they figure out I'm basically just a "super tall" bearded teddy
bear. I have a heart for mission work and disaster relief and lose
my sh** if people are suffering.
I'm an open book. Feel free to ask me anything.
What I’m doing with my life
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A bunch of crazy stuff. Almost consistently. I should write a book.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
finding low-hanging objects. Tripping over myself. Accidentally
elbowing people in the face (just ask my coworker... it's her fault
for being so short though).
Also, piano. I thoroughly enjoy the musical arts. I've been playing
long enough that my hobby is now old enough to drink.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Hey! Tall guy!" ...and then they point at something they can't
reach, and I walk over and get it for them... and die a little bit
Also, I'm a bass (choir/musically speaking, not a fish, sorry), so
occasionally people are thrown off by the depth of my voice...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Does anyone actually read this low anymore? Oh, you did. Wow. Good
job! Uh... here's some answers I made up on the spot:
Book: Waiting for Godot
Movie: True Romance
Show: Better Off Ted
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
-Technology (I'm a nerd, sorry)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...well, I just spent a lot of time thinking about what to put
here, so maybe that answers your question?
I'm a busy guy, so in short, I think about shiny things. Lots and
lots of shiny things...
You should message me if
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you need a light bulb changed. Or if you need something off a
closet shelf and you really don't feel like getting out the step
ladder. I'm good at those things. :)
OR if you don't need these things. Handing things to people less
vertically blessed than I am can be very exhausting; I need a break
from time to time.
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