Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's see. Never married, no kids, charming, into fitness... nicely
buffed, clean-cut, preachers son, play guitar, I'm an artist, have
a nice car, a harley, a BA degree, no hang-ups, and I don't drink
heavy or do drugs. I have an awesome, although nutty, sense of
So...what's wrong with me? Not a darn thing, really...
In an age of P.C., sexual harassment, date rape and stalker laws,
we guys have to muster a whole lotta courage just to approach a
woman and initiate a contact. But women still tease, play games,
play hard to get... and do that whole "attitude" thing. And you
never let on if your available and interested. A lot of single and
divorced friends of mine share the same lament as me.
So... I guess I'm just a little shy, and too smart to go spinning
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm enjoying total freedom. No job, but I still make enough money
from my investments that I don't really need one anymore! I draw,
and work on little projects. I go on long rides my Harley, cruise
in my Camaro, jog or lay on the beach, snorkel, explore... Life's a
fun videogame, and I have the cheat codes!
Hey! Where were you? Could have used the company...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, painting and sculpting, playing guitar. I'm also into
weightlifting and jogging. I'm good at solving problems and
creating gadgets to make my life even easier. Pretty good at fixing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Sci-fi,fantasy and horror.
L Niven, E R Burroughs, R Howard, K Vonnegut, S King, D
Movies: Sci-fi, action, comedy, and horror.
(I like having a movie theater with IMAX a couple miles
Music: Rock, jazz, country, and oldies. I even like the odd, funny
Favorite song: Mojo, by Night Ranger
Not a fan of hip-hop or rap. I'm sorry, people, but the emperor
truly has no clothes!
Food: Just about anything that doesn't bite me first. But if it
bites my line, it's dinner!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6. Diet Coke
7. My harley
(Woops! that's 7 things.. well, I don't normally get any sex, so
what the hell.. live a little...)
(I DID mention I have a nutty sense of humor, didn't I?)
(Ah.. nobody ever reads this stuff anyway...)
(Well, that is... except YOU...)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Current world events
- Tigers (I like tigers)
- What's for dinner?
- Am I any closer to looking like AH-nuld?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- Going out for some real food.
- Finding a vacant stool at the bar (not to get drunk, but to
others get drunk and make fools of themselves and get retarded..
Woops! Sorry if I offended someone. You're not retarded, are
-Watching a movie
- Looking for a cute girl who might be looking back!
(Nah. She's looking at the loser with the goofy hat and blonde
dreadlocks standing behind me.)
- Hunting tigers in Sumatra. Found one once. Named him "Skippy".
Stepped on Skippy's tail once, and the relationship was over! (just
seeing if you were actually reading all this junk)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Now... come in really close here and I'll tell ya....
(I like tigers)
C'mon! Are you kidding? This is the internet!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You like pina colatas, and getting caught in the rain
(Sorry. Couldn't help myself there...)
I was kidding. I ride a Harley... so I really don't like getting
caught in the rain.
Say... You know what? I'm really looking for a girl who's slim and
pretty, smart and funny. Preferably one without drugs, alcoholism,
obesity, excessive tattoos, body piercings, kids, bad hygene,
prison time, devil worship, retarded, anorexia, epilepsy, butch or
bipolar. Yup. That about covers it. No more of those surprises that
still give me nightmares.
So whoever's left out there... If you're tired of dating sick,
twisted, violent white trash, I'm available, and just diiieeeing to
hear from you!
(Seriously.. did you actually READ all of this?)
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