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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Apr 26
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's see. Never married, no kids, into fitness, clean-cut, preachers son, served in the military, and play guitar. I'm an artist, have a nice car, a Harley, a BA degree, no hang-ups, and I don't drink heavy or do drugs. I have an awesome, although nutty, sense of humor.

Lately with women, I've felt like a deaf guy in a game of musical chairs. All the nice girls seem to be spoken for. I guess I'm just a little shy, and too smart to go spinning my wheels. Unlucky at cards, unlucky at love... I go to Vegas for the shows, sister!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm enjoying total freedom. I draw, paint, sculpt and invent gadgets to simplify my life and give me more time... to draw, paint, sculpt and invent gadgets! I go on long rides my Harley, cruise in my Camaro, jog or lay on the beach, snorkel, explore... Basically, life's like a videogame, and I have the cheat codes!

Hey! Where were you? Could have used the company...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, painting and sculpting, playing guitar. I'm also into weightlifting and jogging. I'm good at solving problems and creating gadgets to make my life even easier. Pretty good at fixing computers.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My baby-face or my arms.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Sci-fi,fantasy and horror.
L Niven, E R Burroughs, R Howard, K Vonnegut, S King, D Koontz

Movies: Sci-fi, action, comedy, and horror.
(I like having a movie theater with IMAX a couple miles away.)

Music: Rock, jazz, country, and oldies. I even like the odd, funny stuff, too.
Favorite song: Mojo, by Night Ranger
Not a fan of hip-hop or rap. I'm sorry, ladies, but the emperor truly has no clothes!

Food: Just about anything that doesn't bite me first. But if it bites my line, it's dinner!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music
2. Art
3. Exercise
4. Sleep
5. Sex
6. Diet Coke
7. My harley
(Woops! that's 7 things.. well, I don't normally get any sex, so what the hell.. live a little...)

(I DID mention I have a nutty sense of humor, didn't I?)
(Ah.. nobody ever reads this stuff anyway...)

(Well, that is... except YOU...)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Current world events
- Women
- Tigers (I like tigers)
- Projects/innovations
- What's for dinner?
- Am I any closer to looking like AH-nuld?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- Going out for some real food.
- Finding a vacant stool at the bar (not to get drunk, but to watch
others get drunk and make fools of themselves and get retarded.. Woops! Sorry if I offended someone. You're not retarded, are you?)
-Watching a movie
- Looking for a cute girl who might be looking back!
(Nah. She's looking at the loser with the goofy hat and blonde dreadlocks standing behind me.)
- Hunting tigers in Sumatra. Found one once. Named him "Skippy". Stepped on Skippy's tail once, and the relationship was over! (just seeing if you were actually reading all this junk)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Now... come in really close here and I'll tell ya....
(I like tigers)

C'mon! Are you kidding? This is the internet!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You like pina colatas, and getting caught in the rain
(Sorry. Couldn't help myself there...)

I was kidding. I ride a Harley... so I really don't like getting caught in the rain.

Say... You know what? I'm really looking for a girl who's slim and pretty, smart and funny. Preferably one without drugs, alcoholism, obesity, excessive tattoos, body piercings, kids, bad hygene, prison time, devil worship, retarded, anorexia, epilepsy, butch or bipolar. Yup. That about covers it. No more of those surprises that still give me nightmares.

So whoever's left out there... If you're tired of dating sick, twisted, violent white trash, I'm available, and just diiieeeing to hear from you!

(Seriously.. did you actually READ all of this?)