- I'm shy, awkward, and I have a flat butt.
- I talk nerdy to my computer and I'm not afraid to HIT THE CAP LOCK.
- Life is about me and nobody else. Clearly God made this Earth to make me famous. So far.. It's not working.
- I play nothing much Dungeons and Dragons and I live in my mothers basement.
- I fart a lot and I wasn't raised on manners... Or what ever that word is.
- I have many many chicks wanting me. ( Including your mother ) So you might have to get in line.
- I want to grow up to be a rapper and I dream that maybe one day I'll grow up and do lots of hard drugs.
Ok, you can message me now telling me how much you love me. You might not hear back because.. You know. I'm busy and such.
Oh, and the name is Jacob.