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23 M Indianapolis, IN

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My self-summary
Hey Ladies, let me explain some things about myself.
- I'm shy, awkward, and I have a flat butt.
- I talk nerdy to my computer and I'm not afraid to HIT THE CAP LOCK.
- Life is about me and nobody else. Clearly God made this Earth to make me famous. So far.. It's not working.
- I play nothing much Dungeons and Dragons and I live in my mothers basement.
- I fart a lot and I wasn't raised on manners... Or what ever that word is.
- I have many many chicks wanting me. ( Including your mother ) So you might have to get in line.
- I want to grow up to be a rapper and I dream that maybe one day I'll grow up and do lots of hard drugs.
Ok, you can message me now telling me how much you love me. You might not hear back because.. You know. I'm busy and such.
Oh, and the name is Jacob.
What I’m doing with my life
Living off of the government and making lots of babies.
Your tax dollars are in my hands now. MWUAHAHAHA.
I’m really good at
Staring at a wall for hours.
Try it; It's fun.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Reading is for squares
Movies is for lonely people and awkward dates.
Music is my life, it's like my wife. See? I can rap yo.
Food is food brah.
The six things I could never do without
1. The Batman signal
2. My cat Bella
3. A pimp stick
4. Progressive insurance. Flo saves me lots of money
5. Gods left shoe
6. I guess my heart. Without it, I WILL NEVER LOVE.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can get woman to give it out on the first date.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching Charlie Brown and Garfield.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Everything I've said so far is fake. I hope you have a sense of humor.
I would actually like to meet someone cool and get to know them. I am here for a serious relationship.
However, you'll have to message me first. Guys on here are thirsty and it would be nice to have a woman try instead of me all the time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–24
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to pay for all the dates, drive me everywhere, be my suga mama, maybe pay some of my bills, call me pretty every day, give it out on the first date, and possibly watch stupid love movies with me.