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Stupacabra

27 / M / straight / Single

Towson, Maryland

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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 3" (1.90m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Aries and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Kids
Pets
Likes dogs and Dislikes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am into, Murders, and Executions.

My Self-Summary

I'm going to be perfectly blunt here, and spell this out.

I'm not into serious relationships right now, either long term or short term. I'm recently single now, and I kinda want to enjoy that for a while. That's not to say that, considering the long perspective, I'm utterly opposed to something becoming serious down the road; but for the time being, I'm only interested in making friends, dating around a little, and generally enjoying myself. If that's not what you're looking for, then I'll not be upset if you move along to someone else. Really. I understand. However, if you're looking for someone to chill with, have some non-commital fun with, then read on...

That being said, I guess I'll put a few minor details about myself...

I'm 28 years old, and have been here in Towson for a few months now. I live with 4 roommates, and they're like a family to me. Generally speaking, I try to be as easy to get along with as possible, though, like everyone, I'm prone to my moments of craziness. I'm slightly OCD, and go on frequent cleaning fits. I have a very serious passion for music, and am always into new music and local bands. I'm utterly loyal to friends, and I don't deal with drama or shenanigans. Aside from that, if you want to know more, ask.

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What I’m doing with my life

In theory, I'm a bartender. In practice, I'm a server that shelled out about $1,000 to go to bartending school, and I get to sling a drink or two on busy nights. Let's hear it for poor career choices!

I’m really good at

Aside from making and serving drinks... video games, being a social butterfly (I loooooove people), playing some light sports, writing (so I've been told), and screeching very loudly into a microphone (currently in between bands as well, though I can't call what I do singing)

The first things people usually notice about me

Usually my height. I'm around 6'3"ish. Aside from that, probably my tattoos.

As a person, usually my slightly cynical, slightly black, slightly sarcastic, but completely warped sense of humor. Honestly, there ain't much I hold sacred.

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My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Book - That's a hard one to answer. I'm a pretty big fan of Hunter S. Thompson, so I'll arbitrarily say Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Aside from that, read up on a lot of philosophy. You'll find things like "SunTzu's Art of War", "Machiavelli's The Prince", and any number of essays by Nietzche in my book collection.

Movies - Any decent Horror flick, or comedy

Music - My top 5 favorite bands, in order: Protest The Hero, Misery Signals, Bury Your Dead, It Dies Today, Dr. Acula.... Honorable mentions: HORSE the Band, Suicide Silence, Between the Buried And Me, Winds of Plague, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, The Devil Wears Prada, Job For A Cowboy, The Black Dahlia Murder, Atreyu, Hatebreed, Killswitch Engage, Trivium, Waking The Cadaver, Blood For Blood, OTEP, Walls of Jericho, Dillinger Escape Plan, Drowningman, GWAR, Emmure, Symphony In Peril, Bullet For My Valentine, and Blood Runs Black

Essentially, my tastes run toward the heavier stuff, particularly Hardcore, Metalcore, Grindcore, Deathcore, ect... thought I pretty much listen to everything, from Hip-hop to Classical.

Food - I'm not picky. Anything that's edible, and tasted good.

The six things I could never do without

My free will, good friends, good music, something to read, food, water

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Wow... That's gonna take way to much time to answer, but I'll try to be simple about it...

I generally tend to think about a lot of weird things, and I can't tie down anything specifically. My beliefs and such are very important to me, and I usually don't share that with anyone unless I get to know you first. But I looooove to talk. Get me into good conversation, and it can last for hours, and stretch many different topics; religion, politics, sports, cannibalism, and cross stitching have all been subjects that have passed my lips...

(and there's that sense of humor I was talking about)

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On a typical Friday night I am

Well, recently, sitting around screwing around online. Normally, I'm out and about, having a good time. Trying to get myself back to that point, ya know.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Yeah... fat chance.

But in the sake of fairness, I have a secret guilty pleasure in the music of Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, and ABBA... but we don't talk about that.

You should message me if

You find anything about me appealing. Or if you're looking for someone to chill with, or to just go out and have a completely non-committal good time with. Or if you want to sleep with me...

And that you're not operating under the premise that I'm going to be your new boyfriend.

That being said, feel free to message me. Though I know I can come off a bit blunt, I'm actually very approachable, and I will respond to pretty much any message sent; though occasionally, it might take a day or so (I can be horrible with that type of thing).

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