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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 31
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I guess a good description of me is a quick witted, outlandish, frank but not rude, brazen kid that enjoys his alone time just as much as time with friends. My likes and interests are so varied that it's a miracle that I can focus on anything. Probably one of my greatest wishes is having a Groundhog's Day life event to get caught up on a backlog of interests including reading, robotics, comedy, learning Spanish, violin(Irish fiddle specifically) among many other things.

I am honestly extremely hard to describe and it is much easier to show then go into painstaking detail. My thoughts are often questioned for their cohesiveness and rightly so. I love standing next to the proverbial fire because it reminds me of finality and youth that I should enjoy more.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Still don't know my perfect place in the puzzle of life though that is not necessarily a bad thing. I'm great at determining what I don't want in life. Work in progress like many others is probably the most accurate description. I didn't die before my graduation so something is going right in my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
saying something that will unexpected and either revolting or hilarious. getting things done when they matter to me. banter.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my red hair followed by my boisterous voice if I'll particularly riled up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything Orson Scott Card, Siddhartha, Of Mice and Men, The Road, Sandman, Watchmen, Name of the Wind, The Lost Symbol, Brave New World, Dune, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, and lots more.

Movies: Requiem for a Dream, Donnie Darko, Lost in Translation, There Will Be Blood, Her, The Tree of Life, No Country For Old Men, Dr. Strangelove, Hiro Dreams of Sushi, Shaun of the Dead, Scott Pilgrim Vs The World, Cabin In The Woods

Shows: Mad Men, Game of Thrones, LOST, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Modern Family, Scrubs, The Colbert Report, Cowboy Bebop

Music: Modest Mouse, Tool, Death Cab for Cutie, Gorillaz, The Postal Service, Flight of the Concords, Foster the People, As Tall As Lions, SOAD, Animals as Leaders, random Nationalistic classical conpositions, and discordant jazz

Food: I've been spoiled by way too much good food especially sushi that its unfair to compare anymore. Food at the Winchester. Also, food is fantastic.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
F&F(friends & fam), Dogs, Intellectual Stimulation, iPhone, Netflix & HBOgo, Coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
unique challenges that liter my working environment... I dunno, take a pile of college stereotypical thinking exercises and I've probably had a conversation about it at some point. How silly calling other people stupid actually is. My big step into automation and animatronics. How despite it being a thing, autocorrect hates the word animatronics and thinks its spelled wrong. It's not spelled wrong you damn program. Stop it!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You tell me! My interests are as various as the stars that walk the Miami streets. I love doing an assortment of stuff and like being a homebody as a change of pace as well. The right company shouldn't matter the location your'e at except at a Jugaloo concert... PSA: I am always down for another board game friend. I got some great ones to share.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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While I love a deep, meaningful song, I deeply love disposable, trashy pop songs. Something about the finality of them along with the oddness they posess.
You should message me if
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A fan of people that look like can gogh.
your good at banter. I really appreciate someone who can banter with me effectively and enjoyably.
you are a great decanter.
you have beard envy.
While I do appreciate it when someone messages me, starting by just saying "Hi!" makes it really hard for me to respond to you. I feed off of originality, intelligence, wit, and food. Gimme something to start with and I'm sure to amuse you.