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33 Baltimore, MD Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 20
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Not at all
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes cats

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My self-summary
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Aspiring starving artist who is too responsible to be starving.
What I’m doing with my life
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Standup comedy, improv acting, podcasting, humor writing (do a humor column for AOL's Patch North Baltimore), play in several bands, wait tables at Paper Moon Diner, sometimes take classes.
I’m really good at
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Being decent, being funny, critical thinkng
The first things people usually notice about me
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I pretty much have two outfits, one for winter and one for summer, and they both involve black t-shirts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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These days I mostly listen to audio books on my iPod. For some reason I'm obsessed with the world of skepticism. I love listening to Michael Shermer and others who can critically examine the world without getting nasty about it. Its been awhile since I've read any good fiction. Not really sure why.

I don't have much of a preference for a particular genre of film; I like anything as long as its well made. Some of my lifelong go-tos include The Breakfast Club, Jaws, The Shawshank Redemption, Silence of the Lambs. In the past few years I've really liked Drive, Flight, The Fighter, and Doubt. I do kind of have a guilty pleasure of horror films, guilty because I like many bad ones as well as good. Not really sure why but I could listen to podcasters discuss bad 80s slasher franchises for hours.

I am often around music, comedy, improv shows in North Baltimore. I enjoy checking out local talent of all kinds. I also enjoy seeing national acts I loved as a youth, performing in smaller venues. I will be up front pressed against the rail anytime Public Enemy or Marilyn Manson comes to town!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pursuing a life I love
Veggie Shakes
The amazing network of family and friends I am so lucky to have
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever project or show I am working on
Why I choose such a horrible OKCupid name (you have to pay to change it).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
eating pizza with friends and watching old seasons of The Simpsons
attending local shows
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Well....depression and anxiety have been a constant issue throughout my life. Though I'm grateful that mine is fairly easy to treat, I have to take measures daily (exercise, veggies, making my passions a priority over money, a little bit of Prozac) to feel like myself.
You should message me if
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you don't have a problem with my not drinking
have a good balance of strength and kindness
take your life seriously but keep things silly

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