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28 Columbus, OH Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Art / Music / Writing
Has kids

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just took a dream job in New York City and I'm moving in a month, so this profile is kinda useless for the time being. But hey, I'll still grab coffee or a drink or see a movie or something, why not.

I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.

I work as a freelance cartoonist/humorist, as well as working on a few projects of my own that bring in some money. But mostly freelance. No really, people pay me a living wage to draw cartoons. Yes, it's as fun as it sounds --- usually.

If I could describe myself in two words, they'd be 'socially-capable hypernerd.' Are hyphens cheating? But seriously, I'm pretty damn nerdy, so uh, be prepared for that.

I love learning and trying new things, obscure vocabulary words, acting like an idiot, hilarious GIFs of animals, and generally expanding my horizons. I do believe that every single person you ever meet can teach you something.

I'm honestly not looking to jump into anything in the near future. Having started a failed domestic experiment fairly early, I've got two young kids who don't live with me but are a big part of my life. I don't want or expect anyone to get involved with that, but that doesn't mean I don't want to meet some cool people to hang out with or hit the town.

ESFP, if that means anything to you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Basically, I'm a cartoonist. I like to dress it up with "illustrator" or "artist", but at the end of the day I draw stupid pictures with stupid jokes, and I get paid reasonably for a lot of them.

So, there's that. Then there's a lot of playing board games, hanging out at Kafe Kerouac, hanging with the kids, walking at Whetstone park, and whatever seems awesome on any given day.

On the side, I create pathetic online dating portfolios.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, having endless conversations about pop culture, politics, philosophy, etc. I'd say board games, but my win rate is probably like 30%. I love hearing new opinions and debating! I can learn anything.

Also, I have the phone numbers of basically everyone I talk to regularly memorized. #weirdtalent
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard. It's glorious. After that it's probably my infectious charm. Seriously, wear a mask.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like anything by Dennis Lehane or Nick Hornby. Read them Game of Thrones books, those were good. Dune is my favorite book of all time, and I will never read Atlas Shrugged because everyone who has ever recommended it to me had a terrible belief system. I usually just pick something up and if it catches my attention, I'll read it. I just finished The Last Unicorn, and it's one of the best books I've ever read.

I'm a huge movie buff, but I love Coen Brothers movies with a fervor bordering on fanaticism. It affects my personal life. I like your typical geek stuff like superhero movies and Tarantino films, and I often fall asleep at night by watching completely random documentaries, which I then have to watch again several times because I keep falling asleep. One of my hobbies at the beginning of every year is to watch every single movie nominated for an Oscar.

I love Adventure Time because fuck you cartoons are awesome, The Daily Show, Community, Parks and Rec (Andy Dwyer is my non-culturally-appropriative spiritual companion), Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, etc. I'm a Netflix-binger.

For music, I alternate seamlessly between bluegrass/folk and top 40. As long as the lead singer isn't screaming at me, I'll probably listen to it. Story songs are the best.

I rarely play video games aside from League of Legends (I have a problem) any more, but I love them from a social perspective, if that makes sense.

PS: If your favorite movies and favorite books lists are almost the same, I will probably like you.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends and family, my (art) tablet, League of Legends (help me), books, good jokes, and the tiny arc reactor that keeps shrapnel from reaching my heart.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how I would answer this if I wasn't so lazy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with awesome people. Sometimes at home or a friend's house, sometimes out and about.

But forreal, as I mentioned I'm a huge nerd and do nerd stuff. A lot of board games and D&Dish stuff. Haters gon' hate.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was a kid, I was afraid the rhythm was going to get me.
You should message me if
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Funny girls are my weakness. If you do silly voices and have a quick smile, I'm a goner. Beyond that, I'd just like to meet someone cute who can hold a good conversation about pop culture, politics, games, whatever. If you can talk about the finer points of No Country for Old Men and then transition into a fierce debate about what the best platform game ever is, we'll get along famously. Seriously though, I'm probably judging you mostly on your taste in books and movies.

Also, be nice to strangers, don't judge people you don't know, be open and sharing with the things that you're blessed to have. Seriously, I am so sick of mean girls. Y'all mean, yo. That used to be a bad thing. What happened?

I'm really bad at messaging people sometimes and really good at it other times. If I didn't message you (or message you back), I might just be perfecting my draft. Please, preempt me by messaging me first.