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Subbarker

25 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, C++

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there, where to start? I'm a friendly nerd who loves to surround himself with comrades.

I grew up on the coast of Maine in a tiny lil' town (600 folks) and it wasn't too long before I decided I wanted to be where there were just more people in general, aka Chicago.

So here I am, software engineer/gamer/explorer/man in search of woman. I like to be the funny one, the nice one, and the sarcastic one at the same time.

My passions over the years have included Dance Dance Revolution, popsicle stick bombs, Magic: the Gathering, Super Smash Bros., and an eternal pursuit of the world's best Curry.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Software engineer atm, and most likely will continue to be. Looking into ways I can use my career for travel as much as possible, because (duh?) I want to. Pretty much the entire world is on my bucket list.

Always ready to at least try something new. Who know's what I'll get myself into future-wise, but anything's possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Origami. I've been doing it since I was little, from there I just kinda went and taught myself more and more complicated stuff. If you ask me I'll make you something cool.

Thinking, idk how to explain that one, just trust me on this, my brain doesn't work like normal.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Drum roll please...

Books:
Ender's Game series, Golden Compass Trilogy, Harry Potter, Redwall series, and a large quantity of manga

Movies:
Dogma, Eternal Sunshine Of the Spotless Mind, The Matrix, Princess Mononoke, Inception, The Dark Knight, Terminator 2, Holy Grail/Life of Brian/Meaning of Life, Spirited Away, Shawshank Redemption, Beetlejuice, Law Abiding Citizen, The Prestige, Boondock Saints, Toy Story 1 & 3, The Lion King, Aladin, The Princess Bride, V for Vendetta, Fight Club

Shows:
Dexter, Game of Thrones, Fringe, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dollhouse, Fooly Cooly, Firefly, Futurama, Trigun, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Cowboy Bepop, Psych, House, Doctor Who, Castle, Community, Robot Chicken, Adventure Time, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Pushing Daisies, Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Music:
Daft Punk, Chemical Brothers, White Stripes, System of a Down, Flight of the Conchords, Jem, Lilly Allen, Mika, Tenacious D, The Beatles, lots of random Djs

Food:
Tacos, Thai Curry, All the other curries, Sushi!, Mexican, Korean.
I will try any food and usually enjoy it (barring a certain allergic pain in my ass).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet:
Google, Games, shows.

High School:
It's been over for a while now but damn I had good friends and a great time.

Food:
I'm gluten intolerant, which severely peeves me off because it gets in the way of me trying every food I can find. I will try anything once, and usually love it (Exceptions include 1 year old fermented tofu. I'm looking at you China -_-).

People:
Any activity is always more enjoyable in the company of others.

Music:
Fills the in betweens and spices up everything else.

Games:
Not sports. I am as I stand, a proud gamer fluent in many geeky dialects.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cool things to build, how I'll find time to play the new game's coming out, and Curry.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spending time with friends, what happens is anybody's guess.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My dad died before I knew him, it's a pooper. Most people put on here something like "Yeah like I'd tell you", but that kind of defeats the purpose doesn't it? I certainly have more private aspects, but this one I'm willing to share up front.
You should message me if
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If you could spend an entire day watching movies, tv show marathons, or playing games.

If you're too nervous to.