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21 / M / bisexual / Available
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- Middle Eastern, White
- Height
- 5' 10" (1.77m).
- Body Type
- Average
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Casual sex
- Smokes
- Yes
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Often
- Religion
- Atheism and somewhat serious about it
- Sign
- Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Dropped out of high school
- Job
- Executive / Management
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- Doesn’t want children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am housebroken, hardworking, and overeating daily.
My Self-Summary
My name is Rashad. This means that I don't intimidate white people much,
but black
people still call me "brother" sometimes. Also, convenience
store clerks give me free stuff, because they assume I'm a
Muslim.
Many OKCupid users claim to be here only for the tests. I'm the opposite of those people. I am only here for the testes.
Many OKCupid users claim to be here only for the tests. I'm the opposite of those people. I am only here for the testes.
What I’m doing with my life
- Being the manager and head projectionist of a single screen movie
theater/music venue.
- Also managing another single screen theater of slightly greater success.
- Playing the Criminologist in a Rocky Horror cast, even though I hate that fucking movie.
- Popping into Pop-Up Video.
- Co-directing a cast of people who shadow movies that are not Rocky Horror. This is not as lame as it sounds; the theater serves liquor.
- Trying to get laid.
- Also managing another single screen theater of slightly greater success.
- Playing the Criminologist in a Rocky Horror cast, even though I hate that fucking movie.
- Popping into Pop-Up Video.
- Co-directing a cast of people who shadow movies that are not Rocky Horror. This is not as lame as it sounds; the theater serves liquor.
- Trying to get laid.
I’m really good at
- Fixing projection problems
- Making scrambled eggs
- Causing projection problems
- Keeping joints dry in the shower
- Mario Party
- Falling over without hurting myself
- Obtaining the perfect salsa to guacamole ratio on a chip
- Gradually turning any conversation into a discussion about poop
- Making scrambled eggs
- Causing projection problems
- Keeping joints dry in the shower
- Mario Party
- Falling over without hurting myself
- Obtaining the perfect salsa to guacamole ratio on a chip
- Gradually turning any conversation into a discussion about poop
The first things people usually notice about me
The blowjob handle.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: Finding Darwin's God (Kenneth R. Miller), Queer (William S.
Burroughs), She's Not There (Jennifer Finney Boylan), Slapstick
(Kurt Vonnegut), The Ethical Slut (Dossie Easton, Catherine Liszt),
The Pirates In an Adventure with Scientists (Gideon Defoe)
Movies: A Tale of Two Sisters, Bande à Part, Barbarella, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Funeral Parade of Roses, Goodbye Lenin, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Inland Empire, Mafioso, Psycho Beach Party
Music: The Band, David Bowie, Fleetwood Mac, Garbage, The Hollies, Junior Senior, Kool Keith, Little Jackie, Lottergirls, Mr. and Mrs. Cameron, New York Dolls, Princess Superstar, Rasputina, Ricchi e Poveri, Scissor Sisters
Food: Pizza, pears, grilled cheese sandwiches with marinara, nectarines, peanut butter cup ice cream.
Movies: A Tale of Two Sisters, Bande à Part, Barbarella, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Funeral Parade of Roses, Goodbye Lenin, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Inland Empire, Mafioso, Psycho Beach Party
Music: The Band, David Bowie, Fleetwood Mac, Garbage, The Hollies, Junior Senior, Kool Keith, Little Jackie, Lottergirls, Mr. and Mrs. Cameron, New York Dolls, Princess Superstar, Rasputina, Ricchi e Poveri, Scissor Sisters
Food: Pizza, pears, grilled cheese sandwiches with marinara, nectarines, peanut butter cup ice cream.
The six things I could never do without
Movies, my truck, showers, daylight, books, and good beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Work, sex, and my boyfriend's calves.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working a long shift, then hanging around with friends. If I work
too late, I usually just head home and read or watch a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
My first kiss was drunken and in a men's room.
You should message me if
- You're also The
Backrubber (DGSD).
- Your curiosity for the contents of WTF reports is as extreme as mine.
- You accept that eventually we'll be talking about poop.
- Your curiosity for the contents of WTF reports is as extreme as mine.
- You accept that eventually we'll be talking about poop.
