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SuckMyCawk

26 Fredericksburg, VA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 5, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't even know. Pathetically empathetic at times? Usually upbeat, always looking for a joke. Really having trouble with this essay.

The screen name is a joke, jesus christ. Stop woth the hate mail.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working full time for shit wages. Have a distant goal in mind I'm working towards. Maybe multiple goals, depending on my mood. Putting it in to motion, slowly, but surely.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at making an ass of myself, I'm good at listening.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I really couldn't even guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't read a specific kind of book really. Anything from novels to biographies. If you recommend something earnestly enough ill give it a shot.

Movies? Mostly comedies, not much into horrors, some action movies.

Tv, SEINFELD, always sunny, breaking bad, the league, doctor who

B52s, modest mouse, das racist, wax, mgmt, eminem. Almost anything with a little feeling behind it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Kind of into being in the house, usually catching up on sleep. Usually don't say no to doing things when invited.
You should message me if
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If you're looking for fun times, or want to sit through hypothetical conversations that go wayyyy too long.