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25 F New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from med school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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"What do you want to be when you grow up?" was the question every teacher had back in first grade when we had to put our dream career into pictorial form with a bunch of unsharpened mediums and a piece of blindingly white printer paper. Honestly, I didn't remember what I doodled until five years later when they thought it'd be cute to return the masterpieces done by our younger selves. What came back was a picture of me operating a fancy blue Crayola school bus with an overjoyous stoner smile on my face while everyone next to me had doctor, lawyer, and even astronaut. But really, why grow up when we're already growing old? This is who I am.

I am seven layers of silly on a daily basis, and that is one part of me that will never change. I take things as they come and go with the flow of wherever life takes me. On top of all this, I am absolutely, head over heels, in LOVE with......

learning. (How can I make the perfect guacamole? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Squirrel?) Every single day, I am in pursuit of interesting additions that would make the story of my life worth telling. I am the girl who dies laughing while trying to tell a joke as everyone stares confused.

My name is Marie, Queen of Witty Banter ;)
What I’m doing with my life
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Not driving blue Crayola school buses. Unfortunately.

Midlife crisis ensues!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Beating you in Mario Kart.
Hitting the Snooze button 5+ times and having no memory of it.
Singing (?)

Walking away from explosions and never turning back.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Laugh and smile a lot. Like a lot, a lot! I thirst for air and life. To fly, drink it all in, and exhale in the form of words. I am told that I'm magnetic. I'll start to be a little concerned when spoons begin attaching themselves to me.

My blood type is B+. Even the fluid that courses my veins is optimistic! ;)
(Vampires and mosquitos need not apply.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My diet consists of a healthy balance of veg, fruits, meat, and 7-layered chocolate and vanilla mousse cakes.

And I am unhealthily obsessed with Game of Thrones.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
+ books plural. One to read and one to write in.
+ travel. Always on the lookout for my next adventure - in my backyard or halfway across the world.
+ the feeling of cruising with the windows down. Salt in the air and the wind in my hair.
+ curiosity/energy to expand one's horizons.
+ food. She loves him. He loves her. I love food.
+ my bed. It's been there for me countless times at the end of the night!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if soy milk is just regular milk
..........introducing itself in Spanish?!?!

Amongst other crucial questions about the human condition.

Someone tell me why a group of squid isn't called a squad.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What's a Friday if it is typical?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I shower naked.

I also have a Wonder Woman bikini. It is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
You should message me if
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you think you can take me in Mario Kart. I've had SO many responses to that. You think this is a game?!

you want to try every single restaurant/café/bar out there with me.

you think we would be a force to be reckoned with. ;)