Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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Drop me a line, not a woo, and I will probably respond if you don't
seem like a total freak of nature. I may respond even faster if you
I like people that are smart, witty, creative and independent.
Think for yourself and do what you want to do. Be yo'self. . . .
It's sexy on ya. Nose rings and toe rings kick ass, though.
Clowns are evil. I hate them. I also have a problem with Disney
movies cuz the characters are always losing their folks to one
tragedy or another. Wassupwiddat? Monkeys make me laugh. Chillin .
. .playin. . . throwin feces. That's funny.
The cutest thing in the world is a baby's buttcrack. Diane Lane is
a close second. And I loved her since 1981 when she was a teenager
in The Outsiders, so get off my bandwagon, son. Step back or I'll
hurt ya like that dirty French bookseller in her flik Unfaithful. .
. . glass dome to your pumpkin n all. Sacre bleu!
If you thought Wedding Crashers was a funny movie, but hated Oh
Brother, Where art thou, then don't email me or woo me. In this
world or the next. Unless you got a Playstation3 or Xbox. Game on.
I am devastating, irresistable, and given to hyperbole;)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i work. i read. i write. i hang. i play. i sleep.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humor, Comfort-in-my-own-skin, adventure, passion, beauty,
inspiration and love . . . did I mention I am numerically
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Not a lot but these days I often find myself pondering about CATs
and their bizarre, seemingly irrational hold on certain members of
the species Homo sapiens ... Not to mention, their generally
negative impact on the planet's biodiversity and ecosystem. Viva T.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love Woos...hahahaha! Why waste your energy and time. Give it up.
You'll never know anything about me. (All your base are belong to
us - Lets see who remembers this lol)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1. Only, cool, intelligent, compassionate, stylish, confident,
attractive, funny, mature, and phenomenal women apply...is that too
much to ask? Independently wealthy? You can cut right to the front
of the line...This SugahPappi compromises all standards for a sugar
momma! If you haven't figured out I'm joking...then you too need
not apply :)
2. You don't believe it's necessary for us to write novels to each
other prior to meeting IRL :)
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