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SugahPappi

35 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:17pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Warning: Stupid people may be offended by this profile. If you are stupid, you are advised to read no further. Smart people will be offended by the lack of intellectual content in this profile, too. Religious people will also find fault in this profile. So will non-religious people. And left-wing marxists. Democrats, republicans, leninists, anarchists, alien life forms and communists are also excused If you have XY or XX chromosomes or a DNA fingerprint, you will also be offended. You are all also advised to read no further.

Thank you.

Drop me a line, not a woo, and I will probably respond if you don't seem like a total freak of nature. I may respond even faster if you do.

I like people that are smart, witty, creative and independent. Think for yourself and do what you want to do. Be yo'self. . . . It's sexy on ya. Nose rings and toe rings kick ass, though.

Clowns are evil. I hate them. I also have a problem with Disney movies cuz the characters are always losing their folks to one tragedy or another. Wassupwiddat? Monkeys make me laugh. Chillin . . .playin. . . throwin feces. That's funny.

The cutest thing in the world is a baby's buttcrack. Diane Lane is a close second. And I loved her since 1981 when she was a teenager in The Outsiders, so get off my bandwagon, son. Step back or I'll hurt ya like that dirty French bookseller in her flik Unfaithful. . . . glass dome to your pumpkin n all. Sacre bleu!

If you thought Wedding Crashers was a funny movie, but hated Oh Brother, Where art thou, then don't email me or woo me. In this world or the next. Unless you got a Playstation3 or Xbox. Game on. All forgiven.

I am devastating, irresistable, and given to hyperbole;)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i work. i read. i write. i hang. i play. i sleep.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humor, Comfort-in-my-own-skin, adventure, passion, beauty, inspiration and love . . . did I mention I am numerically challenged =)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Not a lot but these days I often find myself pondering about CATs and their bizarre, seemingly irrational hold on certain members of the species Homo sapiens ... Not to mention, their generally negative impact on the planet's biodiversity and ecosystem. Viva T. Gondii!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
aOOut and abOOut
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love Woos...hahahaha! Why waste your energy and time. Give it up. You'll never know anything about me. (All your base are belong to us - Lets see who remembers this lol)

You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1. Only, cool, intelligent, compassionate, stylish, confident, attractive, funny, mature, and phenomenal women apply...is that too much to ask? Independently wealthy? You can cut right to the front of the line...This SugahPappi compromises all standards for a sugar momma! If you haven't figured out I'm joking...then you too need not apply :)

2. You don't believe it's necessary for us to write novels to each other prior to meeting IRL :)