Drop me a line, not a woo, and I will probably respond if you don't seem like a total freak of nature. I may respond even faster if you do.
I like people that are smart, witty, creative and independent. Think for yourself and do what you want to do. Be yo'self. . . . It's sexy on ya. Nose rings and toe rings kick ass, though.
Clowns are evil. I hate them. I also have a problem with Disney movies cuz the characters are always losing their folks to one tragedy or another. Wassupwiddat? Monkeys make me laugh. Chillin . . .playin. . . throwin feces. That's funny.
The cutest thing in the world is a baby's buttcrack. Diane Lane is a close second. And I loved her since 1981 when she was a teenager in The Outsiders, so get off my bandwagon, son. Step back or I'll hurt ya like that dirty French bookseller in her flik Unfaithful. . . . glass dome to your pumpkin n all. Sacre bleu!
If you thought Wedding Crashers was a funny movie, but hated Oh Brother, Where art thou, then don't email me or woo me. In this world or the next. Unless you got a Playstation3 or Xbox. Game on. All forgiven.
I am devastating, irresistable, and given to hyperbole;)